vaderstan: <user name=theboysareback> (007)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-21 05:14 pm (UTC)

[ Teenagers. Wow. They are the worst. (Shut up Ben, you are this bad and you're a grown ass man) ]

Unkar Plutt isn't going to let you make a living even if you don't go back to Niima outpost. He'll hunt you down if you step foot back on Jakku.

[ Which would seem excessive except for the fact-- ]

You unintentionally helped Han Solo steal back the Millennium Falcon.

[ And considering Ben Solo is not Kylo Ren right now, Han Solo probably wins the award for Most Hated Name in the Galaxy ]

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