forcevisions: (we put your curse in reverse)
actual shounen hero ([personal profile] forcevisions) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-06-03 07:28 pm (UTC)

true but i can save you from luke's temple headcanons

[ For her part, Rey looks absolutely delighted by the prospect of Han, Luke, and Chewie almost getting eaten. Way too thrilled about cannibalism. Or what she assumes it cannibalism because she's guessing wwoks are a sentient race? But she's never heard of them, so — ]

Ewoks?

[ 'Native people on the moon.' ]

I didn't think there were people on Endor.

[ 'Well, they're not particularly smart, ewoks.' ]

Smart enough to take a bite out of you.

[ She looks up at Ben, grinning ear to ear. She realizes he's looking for a seat then. She scoots into the corner, snug up against Han to make room for Ben on the bench beside her. Welcome to hell. ]

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