[ oh to be young and not worry about where exactly you stuck your dick. Actually lbr. Ben was always a worry wart. The first time he jacked off he probably thought he was going to hell. Fortunately the talk of Ewoks is distracting his father from BLATANT FLIRTATION OF HER LEG KNOCKING INTO BENS. BLATANT. FLIRTATION. ]
Remind me how you were able to escape.
[ Han Solo is being ganged up on. This is unfair. He has the kindness in his heart to take in this kid (now Bens child bride) and SHE IS GANGING UP ON HIM. MAN HE SHOULDA WORN A CONDOM.
‘Have you ever heard of Bespin?’
That was the worst subject change known to man
And probably the reason han doesn’t notice Ben bumping Rey’s leg back. HE SEES YOU REY. DONT YOU START THIS FOOTSIE BULLSHIT. ]
Look. I had to invent a world for Disney-academy. AU ALL OF DISNEY TO EXIST ALL AT ONCE IM DONE
Remind me how you were able to escape.
[ Han Solo is being ganged up on. This is unfair. He has the kindness in his heart to take in this kid (now Bens child bride) and SHE IS GANGING UP ON HIM. MAN HE SHOULDA WORN A CONDOM.
‘Have you ever heard of Bespin?’
That was the worst subject change known to man
And probably the reason han doesn’t notice Ben bumping Rey’s leg back. HE SEES YOU REY. DONT YOU START THIS FOOTSIE BULLSHIT. ]