vaderstan: (060)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-21 11:33 pm (UTC)

BEN SOLO IS NOT GOING TO LET HAN SOLO GIVE REY A SEX TALK.

[ Rey are you ready to realize your idols have really weird and ridiculous familial dynamics. Because you're getting full saturated ridiculous family dynamics right now. ]

I'm not sharing a room with them. I won't be able to sleep.

[ Rey you do not understand how bad it is. Even Leia cannot blame Ben on this point.

'Oh so are you offering to be a bed for Rey, then?'


He quits.

He's done.

First Order here he comes. See you in a few years to murder you, Dad.

Okay but seriously. He's just gonna march off to the cockpit. ]


I'm going to check the transmissions. [ And see if he can get a line to Luke. Or maybe his mother. At least Leia would probably send a rescue mission to get him out of this mess.





Which he didn't consider that maybe leaving Rey with Chewbacca and Han Solo may lead to a different sort of interrogation but you know. You live and learn. ]

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