[ oh my god is she gonna keep saying that????? HES NOT A JEDI TECHNICALLY REY. GOSH.
He glances to her minutely. Trying to reserve those. Steamy doe eye looks for later ig ] We aren’t making a fuss.
[ his voice is low and dark eyes flick to where she’s holding on to him. He won’t make a move to disentangle himself, however— ]
I just wanted to give you a heads up before—
[ the ramp begins to lower and almost as soon as Ben is visible from outside the ship they’ll hear:
‘If it isn’t Mister Ben. Seems you’ve gotten bigger since the last time I saw you’
Oh yes. There’s Rowana. Ready to make up a sassy space pirate with me. She’d be voiced by Cree Summer for fuckin sure. We’re gonna make her a black lady because fuck aliens I need black women in Star Wars. Black women who DO NOT DIE 30 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE. Dark skin, kinky hair, and by god she has style to rival Lando. ]
I haven’t gotten any taller since I was eighteen.
[ WELCOME TO NEW HELL REY.
Ben looks blasé. This amount of sass is normal for any Solo dealing with women.
And Han is definitely hiding. Super doesn’t want to hear it right now.
This is ur new ohana.
‘Please, it seems like every time I’ve seen you, you’ve gained another inch’ Yes. I checked. There are infact inches in Star Wars. But that’s not the important thing. The important thing is this is about the time she notices Rey clutching on to Ben. Her eyes lock on like a targeting system and she’s walking up the ramp before they make it all the way down. ‘Now who do we have here?’
Don’t try to answer that. She won’t let you Rey. She’ll look over both Rey and Ben to shout back to the hold:
‘Han! What did I say about bringing home strays?’
A muffled call from back in the ship, ‘Don’t hassle me, that’s all Ben’s fault.’
Thanks for throwing him under the bus, Dad. See if he ever locates your dumb ship ever again. ]
Either that or a place called “Kho Nai” or the Lanai or a character called Kuma Nai
He glances to her minutely. Trying to reserve those. Steamy doe eye looks for later ig ] We aren’t making a fuss.
[ his voice is low and dark eyes flick to where she’s holding on to him. He won’t make a move to disentangle himself, however— ]
I just wanted to give you a heads up before—
[ the ramp begins to lower and almost as soon as Ben is visible from outside the ship they’ll hear:
‘If it isn’t Mister Ben. Seems you’ve gotten bigger since the last time I saw you’
Oh yes. There’s Rowana. Ready to make up a sassy space pirate with me. She’d be voiced by Cree Summer for fuckin sure. We’re gonna make her a black lady because fuck aliens I need black women in Star Wars. Black women who DO NOT DIE 30 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE. Dark skin, kinky hair, and by god she has style to rival Lando. ]
I haven’t gotten any taller since I was eighteen.
[ WELCOME TO NEW HELL REY.
Ben looks blasé. This amount of sass is normal for any Solo dealing with women.
And Han is definitely hiding. Super doesn’t want to hear it right now.
This is ur new ohana.
‘Please, it seems like every time I’ve seen you, you’ve gained another inch’ Yes. I checked. There are infact inches in Star Wars. But that’s not the important thing. The important thing is this is about the time she notices Rey clutching on to Ben. Her eyes lock on like a targeting system and she’s walking up the ramp before they make it all the way down. ‘Now who do we have here?’
Don’t try to answer that. She won’t let you Rey. She’ll look over both Rey and Ben to shout back to the hold:
‘Han! What did I say about bringing home strays?’
A muffled call from back in the ship, ‘Don’t hassle me, that’s all Ben’s fault.’
Thanks for throwing him under the bus, Dad. See if he ever locates your dumb ship ever again. ]
( ooc: WAIT I WENT TO A MEETINF AND HE TOLD ME. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nathema GOOD TO KNOW EVERYONE IS DEAD ON THE PLANET EVEN DROIDS )