[ He's just about to inform her that Leia Organa is a pure cinnamon roll who must be protected in all of her perfection when she fields him the last half of the tag and-- it's as if the wind is knocked out of him. Why did his father seem to have the delicacy of a sledge hammer? WHY WAS HIS FATHER EVEN WORRIED ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE?????????
WITH A CHILD???????
Couldn't he TELL? ]
Luke has been trying to change some of the traditions of the Jedi, including that one. [ He can handle that first. And like... honestly he hadn't asked Luke too deeply about it because ... well. He's #ForeverAlone Virgin killed his girlfriend totally. Whoops hope you don't get to meet her Rey. ] He thinks I'm like him. [ Maybe???? Actually there's more to it. ] It's not as if I accidentally bring--- [ Which... term to use here.... (don't use females you asshole) ] --girls with me on board our ship. He's probably misunderstood the circumstances as well.
the falcon, more complicated than the average vagina where the fuck is that bunk Chewie was on in 7
WITH A CHILD???????
Couldn't he TELL? ]
Luke has been trying to change some of the traditions of the Jedi, including that one. [ He can handle that first. And like... honestly he hadn't asked Luke too deeply about it because ... well. He's #ForeverAlone Virgin killed his girlfriend totally. Whoops hope you don't get to meet her Rey. ] He thinks I'm like him. [ Maybe???? Actually there's more to it. ] It's not as if I accidentally bring--- [ Which... term to use here.... (don't use females you asshole) ] --girls with me on board our ship. He's probably misunderstood the circumstances as well.
[ He's never going to hear the end of this. ]