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the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-22 01:37 am (UTC)

the falcon, more complicated than the average vagina where the fuck is that bunk Chewie was on in 7

[ He's just about to inform her that Leia Organa is a pure cinnamon roll who must be protected in all of her perfection when she fields him the last half of the tag and-- it's as if the wind is knocked out of him. Why did his father seem to have the delicacy of a sledge hammer? WHY WAS HIS FATHER EVEN WORRIED ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE?????????

WITH A CHILD???????

Couldn't he TELL? ]


Luke has been trying to change some of the traditions of the Jedi, including that one. [ He can handle that first. And like... honestly he hadn't asked Luke too deeply about it because ... well. He's #ForeverAlone Virgin killed his girlfriend totally. Whoops hope you don't get to meet her Rey. ] He thinks I'm like him. [ Maybe???? Actually there's more to it. ] It's not as if I accidentally bring--- [ Which... term to use here.... (don't use females you asshole) ] --girls with me on board our ship. He's probably misunderstood the circumstances as well.

[ He's never going to hear the end of this. ]

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