vaderstan: (149)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-22 01:58 am (UTC)

Again. More complicated than a woman's vagina

[ I mean by god lets hope Luke didn't start and weirdness with students. He is poster child for weird sexual trauma along with Ben. Y I K E S.

Also-- Rey, don't mind the look of absolute mortification. ]


No.

[ Harsh and immediate and he realizes he now needs to like Fully explain his answers. PLEASE REY. PLEASE. ]

I don't bring anyone on board. Accidental or on purpose.

[ When a smol wild child you accidentally kidnapped is basically asking if you're a ho or not.

And you're actually a huge virgin and that's somehow even worse to explain. Like THAT is why his father is worried about him


I mean if we want to make it more hilarious we can say that the fabled, oft-referred to Single Kiss Ben has had in all other threads has not happened here.



SO they are essentially on an even playing field. ]


Don't worry about it. He'll lay off of it by tomorrow.

[ He hopes. ]

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