vaderstan: abandonment issues in 3... 2.... 1.... (232)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-06-06 05:01 am (UTC)

Be prepared for the most hilarious twist

[ --Oh no





He's sort of realizing something all at once. That he's reading this all wrong. Partially because he's read her initial hesitance as reluctance and he's-- Just sitting there. Kind of flustered and missing her touch but also-- ]


I'm not ready. [ AND EVEN AS HE SAYS IT HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT BECAUSE SHOULDNT HE BE READY????????????? HES A YOUNG MAN WHO HAS"T SHAGGED ANYONE YET HE SHOULD BE READY TO DICK ANY LIVING THING RIGHT???

This is called toxic masculinity folks. ]
Yet.

[ He's... bracing for impact because suddenly it feels as though something may be terribly wrong with him.

Which i mean


There is.

But not being ready to have sex is not one of them calm down dude. ]

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