[ He looks over to her and realizes what she's done. It was seamless. It'd be more unnerving if it hadn't covered his ass just now. ]

It's fine, Dad.

[ Oh good. He's keeping secrets from his parents just like they kept secrets from him. Another family tradition continued.

But he's not risking Rey's safety for the moral high ground here.

He scrambles to his feet, still thrown off, but it helps sell the story.

'Well-- if you need something to help knock you out, I'm pretty sure Unkar Plutt couldn't find my old stash if his life depended on it.'

Ben's face sours immediately. Chewbacca admonishes Han, not because he's offering drinks to someone so young, but because that shit isn't strong enough for him. Like drinking piss water. ]

Feeding her that jet fuel isn't going to do anyone any favors.

[ Han looks between Chewie and Ben, astonished.

'I can't win with you two. That's some high shelf stuff there.' ]

It's practically paint thinner. Go back to sleep.

[ He's REALLY trying to get Han and Chewie to leave, but it's not working. Oh my god. He's so mortified by this banter (which I love so dearly) ]