vaderstan: <user name=theboysareback> (000)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-06-14 03:18 am (UTC)

[ First thing Rey would need to learn about his family. Han took force shit much less seriously than everyone else. Especially his business. Which is why Luke will see these two and their bond and will have a much larger concern about their relationship and looking up space laws and “how fast can we make this legal so ben doesn’t go to jail for ever okay” ]

Dad just wants to show off. [ to fourteen year old girls where the fuck did you think ur son got it from Han Solo you perv ] But you’ll have some time to adjust before we get there.

[ and sneak into Bens bunk and just pull out his dick and hop on that shit ig ]

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