[ yikes yikes yikes ben solo you are losing your virginity rip ben solos virginity it will be taken by a fourteen year old girl yikes.
At least he can head off One bad idea. ]
Not my father. [ He already knew Rey was looking to jump Ben's dick and that together they were a Bad Idea (Which was possibly a good idea eventually. But a Bad idea right now).
So that means they had one shot. ] Go talk to Rowana, tell her what you told me.
[ Like. Yes. She was a BAMF take no shit pirate lady. But she would probably LAUGH at the idea of Ben Solo having to be paired with a fourteen year old girl and "MAYBE YOU'LL FINALLY LOSE THAT V CARD HUH?" because believe it or not, despite how fucking dicey all the rest of this bullshit is. Ben Solo has shown zero interest in fourteen year olds or smashing his bits against anyone else's bits. It still looks, for all intents and purposes, like Rey has a huge fat crush on the emo boy band extra Ben Solo. Which Rowana is probably ALREADY CHUCKLING ABOUT TBH. Who doesn't laugh at Ben Solo getting uncomfortable attention from the ladies? ]
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At least he can head off One bad idea. ]
Not my father. [ He already knew Rey was looking to jump Ben's dick and that together they were a Bad Idea (Which was possibly a good idea eventually. But a Bad idea right now).
So that means they had one shot. ] Go talk to Rowana, tell her what you told me.
[ Like. Yes. She was a BAMF take no shit pirate lady. But she would probably LAUGH at the idea of Ben Solo having to be paired with a fourteen year old girl and "MAYBE YOU'LL FINALLY LOSE THAT V CARD HUH?" because believe it or not, despite how fucking dicey all the rest of this bullshit is. Ben Solo has shown zero interest in fourteen year olds or smashing his bits against anyone else's bits. It still looks, for all intents and purposes, like Rey has a huge fat crush on the emo boy band extra Ben Solo. Which Rowana is probably ALREADY CHUCKLING ABOUT TBH. Who doesn't laugh at Ben Solo getting uncomfortable attention from the ladies? ]