vaderstan: the fuck (266)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-23 12:32 am (UTC)

IM SORRY. IM SORRY. IM SORRRRYYY COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[ He'd only fallen asleep an hour or so earlier sitting upright at the table with his arms crossed, head tilted to the side a bit and-- seems fairly dead to the world until Rey has to step over him. It jostles him enough that he jolts upright and thank god this isn't an anime or he'd probably accidentally grab her or some shit like that. But No. This is just "Hi the Force has decided we are married and you being awake and aware means I am more likely to wake up when you are near me"-- ]

'Morning.

[ He looks terrible. Probably because he's a dick who stayed up most of the night meditating on Jedi.

But he's like. Not making any moves to stop her. Again. She seems Jumpy.

Just throw the blanket over his head and command him to go back to sleep. It'd probably work, he's your slave already and he doesn't know it yet. ]

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