[ I mean. I'm just gonna go ahead and say Ben has slathered on some Super Star Wars Sun Screen because otherwise his ass would burn Hard. It's got Nanobites and shit in it.
But otherwise, yeah. He is woefully under-dressed. Which he realizes and like. Maybe he should have gone off to get a nathan drake outfit, but whatever. He's not going to be doing the climbing, he's Elena Fischer today. Rey gets to make the quips and get the artifacts.
And Wow. Sand is Everywhere. So is sweat. He's gonna be finding sand in places for Days. This is just not the Best decision, but he was stuck with no Best decisions today. What ever. It's fine.
He catches up to her and dodges that clump of wiring, dumping sand out of a shoe thats just gonna get filled with sand again and-- honestly. He's not about to go up there and Mansplain to her how to do her job. But you know. While she looks like she is cool with ripping through a hull with her staff and practically bare fists-- ]
Rey-- [ Once she looks up at him, she'll notice a slight movement at his hip as he just throws something to her--
His lightsaber. Of course.
Just trusting young hormonal teenagers with your phallus metaphor, huh ben? ]
I await horrifying apology worthy tag with anticipation.
But otherwise, yeah. He is woefully under-dressed. Which he realizes and like. Maybe he should have gone off to get a nathan drake outfit, but whatever. He's not going to be doing the climbing, he's Elena Fischer today. Rey gets to make the quips and get the artifacts.
And Wow. Sand is Everywhere. So is sweat. He's gonna be finding sand in places for Days. This is just not the Best decision, but he was stuck with no Best decisions today. What ever. It's fine.
He catches up to her and dodges that clump of wiring, dumping sand out of a shoe thats just gonna get filled with sand again and-- honestly. He's not about to go up there and Mansplain to her how to do her job. But you know. While she looks like she is cool with ripping through a hull with her staff and practically bare fists-- ]
Rey-- [ Once she looks up at him, she'll notice a slight movement at his hip as he just throws something to her--
His lightsaber. Of course.
Just trusting young hormonal teenagers with your phallus metaphor, huh ben? ]