vaderstan: (106)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-23 10:30 pm (UTC)

OH SHES ALIVE. SHES ALIVE AND PROBABLY READY TO RAMBO

[ Well. At least he was not looking at her wiggling out because he may have been tempted to grab her hips and pull her out. Which. As much as we are joking about everything, is the carcass of a long dead freighter really a good location for first time fucking?

Don't u try to fukkin do it I swear to god.

He glances to the part and back to her and realizes how much he is in the need of a fucking shower right now but takes it from her gingerly. ]


I thought you said I didn't need my gloves anymore.

[ What a goddamn neat freak tbh. But it's not like he expected to stay clean working on a ship so. whatever. He'll get gross. Take a shower later. It'll be fine.

And you know before she has any time to misinterpret that about her being gross and disgusting when it's really just him worrying about himself, he's going to just divert the subject. ]


You still haven't decided whether you want to come with us or not?

[ Stop. Stop asking her to join you. Have you seen the movies? THIS DOESNT WORK. ]

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