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the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-21 02:32 am (UTC)

this tag is now entitled: Han and Ben banter is actually the best. How dare you kill your father Ben

[ I mean Chewbacca is a good beacon. Chase after the wookiee. There he is. Seven feet tall, it's easy to see where Ben got his height from.

And wow, excuse him scrappy tiny girl who's name he doesn't even know. He is doing Just Fine on his own. He actually manages to Force push a crowd of them back when he's being DRAGGED??? /? ?? ?/ ???

And then he hears his father's triumphant SHOUT and he's just. Regretting a lot of things now. A ton of things. A ton of things at once, all of which start to come streaming out of his father's mouth as Chewie begins screaming about the need to get the ship running Now.

'Ben! Put that thing away or I will be calling your moth--'


He feels the look that Han is giving him at this moment because there's a tiny girl dragging his huge Wampa of a son around. And he's just. Flashing back to his time with Leia.

'Didn't know you had time for flirting--'

He's mortified. Completely mortified. There's no way to easily explain this to his father. His father is totally judging the fact that he's seemingly kidnapped a CHILD. HIS FATHER IS ALREADY ASSUMING HE WAS FLIRTING WITH A CHILD???

He's running past Han and fortunately Chewie's got the ramp open and is starting the ship up. Ben can just start pushing Rey up the ramp and PLEASE STOP MAN HANDLING HIM HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED NOW. ]


We need to get out of here before this hits the main feed.

[ 'You think!?'

Han takes another few shots at the small crowd of bandits following them before he's running up the ramp as well.

'If your mother knows you were absconding with a girl, my life is over too!' ]


Not helping!

[ Lightsaber disengaged as he shouts at his father-- running past him and to the cockpit. Yeah, okay. Ben knows better than that. Maintenance hatch first. Who knows what the fuck is broken on this thing right now. Rey feel free to insert yourself into this madness. It's falcon tradition to scream as they take off. ]

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