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the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-24 06:00 am (UTC)

no Rey's panties are a mess. And he's not as bad as horatio.

[ ????? Why are teenage girls so vexing tho. Forreal. You know maybe Han will have to pull his son aside and be like "You are going to ruin this girl" but is han ready to have this talk with him.

Like let's not even talk about Luke who is going to see this and just conclude: "Okay. SO wow. The FOrce is a pervert because there's no reason to do this to the both of you otherwise."

He's probably assuming ben accidentally tripped and looped her into him or some stupid shit like this. Not Actual Marriage By The Force. ]


I assure you, there are others far worse than me.

[ Probably. And they were probably queens like his grandmother.

Okay, cool. Grabbing some eye gear to just hang around his neck for when they get out into the thick of it and making his way to the ramp. ]


Ready to go?

[ Rey you are doomed. Have fun sleeping near him tonight. ]

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