[ HEY HEY HE IS NOT A 14 YEAR OLD BOY HIS BONER POWER ISNT THAT QUICK AND STRONG BUt yes that is a nice ass you have underage girl let him try to think about things like
The Jedi. Jesus christ. You hate me don't you. You actually want me to go look this shit up. I feel like i should just have him be like "Which version of the story, the new story, the original expanded universe, the ones that the weird fanboys want to believe, or what we probably would actually know now because I really doubt we had pow wows with Yoda about this shit". And you know, then there's also the fact that I gotta make up what Luke's philosophy was like at Jedi Hippie camp because I am fairly sure even after throwing out the EU that he wasn't the whole Black And White Force kinda dude, but how does that work in the narrative that was told with Luke and Ben. but whatever. It's cool. Fine tifa. Thanks.
So cool. Teenage ass and ancient religious orders. ]
Well-- Luke always told new-comers that the first thing one should know about the Jedi is that he was throwing most of the old antiquated rules out.
[ In so many words and more colorful language. ]
They've been seen as peace keepers, but could have done a better job. And Luke always took his connection to the Force to be more about finding a balance between light and dark. Seeing each and judging neither. He credits that to why he was able to see the light in Darth Vader.
[ And he's just pausing here wondering how bored to tears is she right now listening to this.
He continually forgets that he actually comes from an insanely epic family????? ]
"Ah look. Here is a box full of my abandonment issues. I should hold on to them or I'll break down"
The Jedi. Jesus christ. You hate me don't you. You actually want me to go look this shit up. I feel like i should just have him be like "Which version of the story, the new story, the original expanded universe, the ones that the weird fanboys want to believe, or what we probably would actually know now because I really doubt we had pow wows with Yoda about this shit". And you know, then there's also the fact that I gotta make up what Luke's philosophy was like at Jedi Hippie camp because I am fairly sure even after throwing out the EU that he wasn't the whole Black And White Force kinda dude, but how does that work in the narrative that was told with Luke and Ben. but whatever. It's cool. Fine tifa. Thanks.
So cool. Teenage ass and ancient religious orders. ]
Well-- Luke always told new-comers that the first thing one should know about the Jedi is that he was throwing most of the old antiquated rules out.
[ In so many words and more colorful language. ]
They've been seen as peace keepers, but could have done a better job. And Luke always took his connection to the Force to be more about finding a balance between light and dark. Seeing each and judging neither. He credits that to why he was able to see the light in Darth Vader.
[ And he's just pausing here wondering how bored to tears is she right now listening to this.
He continually forgets that he actually comes from an insanely epic family????? ]