vaderstan: JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF (225)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-31 03:55 pm (UTC)

holds up shiny new Solo knowledge motherfuckers

[ Oh good. Glad someone is aware they are gonna just slip into sexual intimacy because Ben is just like "This is a totally fine relationship with a 14 year old, right?"

Okay, he's a little less in denial then that but. He's definitely not expecting her to grab him and kiss her or to feel like sex is just a natural Next Step. He's still working on the premise of he's "too old" and she isn't gonna look at him that way. Like, he told her she didn't want to see him naked, she.... agreed???? Well she didn't deny it.

Whatever. He isn't thinking too hard about it. He's actually rolling around in the guts of the falcon, ass on prime display while his father occasionally starts spats based on the Right way to do things (which aren't right for the record. Han is just stubborn and OLD) while Chewbacca is off to the side making soft noises of "these mother fuckers"

Han gives Rey a nod when she enters this madness-- And he recognizes the look she gives. Yeah, he knows that feeling too, kid. He'll jut his chin, gesturing for her to move closer.

'Come on kid, we could use some experienced hands.'

Chewie trills an affirmative from behind Han and makes room for her. ]

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