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the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-06-01 01:16 am (UTC)

[ He's just returning that grin when his father is screaming at him--


And then Han sees the tool in Rey's hand. And all at once Ben is sorta seeing the Mistakes He's Made flash before his eyes. But he's just gonna handle it in the same dumbass way he always handles this shit. ]


It wasn't me.

[ See, Han's main issue now is that there is too many ways to take this. Does he accuse his son of teaching her dirty tricks. Does he comment on THAT'S probably why he picked her up. Does he say THAT'S why they seem to just READ EACH OTHER'S MINDS. And NOW HE KNOWS WHY BEN WANTS TO TALK TO LUKE.


See he can't even say any of those things with or with out sexual innuendo because he's realizing It's all true. The Force has done this shit again and he's just witnessed his son find his future wife because of the Force and he's KINDA MAD ABOUT IT. BUT CONFUSED.


Don't worry. Chewie comes along with a trill (and he's been watching from the sidelines) talking about how he's got food for Rey ready, just get over here.

Ben will pluck the hydrospanner from Rey's hand so he can go get it back to Han (who is still broken. We have Broken Han Solo), but not before murmuring: ]


Good job.

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