[ They were definitely about his hair. His hair is important to him.
Don't be insulted Rey.
It's more because his father and Chewbacca would be a few yards away and there's no way he's jacking off in that close proximity to them.
If they were by themselves all bets were off. ]
It's more tolerable with other students around. [ Varying levels of bitching about how fucking hippie the jedi commune is. But really you get used to the more natural life style more quickly when you have to sit around and focus on being one with the grass. ]
He also likes to tell stories when we're all eating dinner. [ A beat of silence ] Nothing about the Rebellion though.
[ Because Luke found it hilarious to feel the internal groans of every student there when he decided to tell the story of him being a hick in the ass crack of the universe. ]
I dont have one of his dick. Just this
Don't be insulted Rey.
It's more because his father and Chewbacca would be a few yards away and there's no way he's jacking off in that close proximity to them.
If they were by themselves all bets were off. ]
It's more tolerable with other students around. [ Varying levels of bitching about how fucking hippie the jedi commune is. But really you get used to the more natural life style more quickly when you have to sit around and focus on being one with the grass. ]
He also likes to tell stories when we're all eating dinner. [ A beat of silence ] Nothing about the Rebellion though.
[ Because Luke found it hilarious to feel the internal groans of every student there when he decided to tell the story of him being a hick in the ass crack of the universe. ]