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the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-21 10:51 pm (UTC)

ITT: Everyone jokes Ben is gonna bad touch rey. But we, the muns, know better

[ Imprinting on Ben is not a fluke it is a part of the design of the Force. Ben doesn't realize how weird this is about to get. Like he's got a taste, but not an entire idea.

Also he is horrified that both Chewbacca and Han think he is going to take advantage of her or make moves. SHES A CHILD. Probably doesn't know what sex is. Jesus. (Don't even say this in jest Ben, she's possibly gonna make the first mvoe and you get to deal with that)

Han just-- shrugs in response to her info dump.

'Who am I to argue with the expert?'

Dad you're the worst. Chewie you are the worst. ]


We need to figure out sleeping arrangements.

[ Chewie makes a noise and Ben's just-- ]

No-- [ Harsh and he Doesn't even want to acknowledge the implication that he wants to be in the same bunk as Rey. ] I'm more concerned about being in the same room with the both of you.

[ He has lived that life. Never again. Old man snores and wookiee snores are literally the worst. ]

I can sleep in the cockpit if I have to.

[ Han's looking taken aback that his son doesn't want to sleep in the same room as him. Like really.

'We haven't even had dinner yet and you're rejecting me.'


KILL HIM.

Chewbacca helpfully brings up that he hasn't been to the refresher in a few hours and he probably wants to get his hair in order.


KILL. HIM.

Rey you are missing so many levels of family drama right now. Be glad. ]

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