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the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-21 11:13 pm (UTC)

At least the sex lecture has already happened

[ Han gestures as if to say "who am I to argue" and Ben brings up the Best argument. ]

Mom would kill us.

[ And Chewbacca agrees. Yes. Leia Organa would kill every last one of them for letting a young girl sleep on the floor. ]

Dad, you can sleep in the cock pit. I know you want to anyway.

[ This man loved this fucking ship. It was unnatural. ]

Chewie can sleep out here, Rey can take the bunks.

[ Like she'd need three??? But whatever. Again. Not gonna make a lone kid sleep on the floor. Leia raised him better than that.

--Chewie opens his mouth and Ben does not need a force bond to tell exactly what he's about to imply. ]


I'll find somewhere to sleep. Maybe one of the holds so I don't need to hear your snoring.

[ There's a beat of silence before Han so helpfully adds:

'You really are your mother's child.'

Oh my god. Maybe he should go back to Luke's hippy Jedi camp. At the very least he'd have his own bed and---

One of the girls who kept making eyes at him??? Ugh. More complications to return to. Whatever. It wasn't his concern at the moment. He looks to Rey with her tiny pile of rations, her staff, her grease covered skin, and-- everything. Is it weird that he wants to look at her, but it feels Hard to look at her all the same?? This is really weird right??? ]


The bunks are fine, right?

[ Cue Han and Chewie leaning in closer. ]

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