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the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-24 12:03 am (UTC)

Well at least no body kissed anyone. Still laughin about Rey meeting Girl Who Macked On Ben

[ Sorry Rey, you're gonna have to kiss him. Because he's just firmly of the mindset that "She cannot be attracted to me and my dumb ears". Like it's not even a mindset it's a way of being. So he got some doki dokis, it's natural. He's still not super geezer and she's young, but it's clear she will be beautiful when she's an adult so.

Whatever. Don't over think it.

Really, he's just relieved that she's agreed. He's not going to question it. He'll have to deal with his father's aggravation and

Well. Time to have the talk with his dad. The "Everyone in this family is scared of me because of Darth Vader and it's Really Bothering me because I feel like I need to Be Him so someone takes me SERIOUSLY" talk.






Rey you just ran into the middle of some BullSHIT.

He drops her hand gently (to our disappointment) and gives her a little nod. ]


Let's get this back to the Falcon.

[ He'll give her space to get out and... again. Try not to assume she needs help getting out. But if she struggles to get out of the hole well guess who will be setting down the part and holding her hips to help her wriggle out?

This asshole right here. ]

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