vaderstan: <user name=theboysareback> (007)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-24 01:36 am (UTC)

I refuse to apologize for this tag. Rey has earned this.

[ Fortunately, Ben Solo is not Poe. Mostly. All this means is he's not a little bitch about the heat and whining about the Salt. The hit the ramp and are blasted by cool air and the sound of Han yelling:

'Well look who finally decided to show up!'

Ah. The embarassment train, it has arrived at station again.

'We were gettin' kinda worried about you two.'

As if to prove a point, Chewie comes up to Rey with a fresh canteen filled with water, cooing to her. Like she's a stray baby animal.




Because she really is.

But he also relay's they've got the water systems up and working again, limited on a ship this size (and this age), and it took some serious knocking around, but yoooooooo. Water.

Ben hands off the part to Chewie and is already stripping off his vest--

Rey. Look away. NSFR. ]


Is the 'fresher working?

[ Han comes climbing in from whichever maintenance hatch he found himself working in for the morning. Googles pushed up over his hairline gloves on, a tool in his hand. He has a look of Concern.

'Took some doin' but yeah--'

Then he sees his son is stripping and he's not even concerned about his son PULLING OFF HIS SHIRT IN FRONT OF REY (NOTSAFEFORREY)-- YOU KNOW WHAT HIS ASS IS CONCERNED ABOUT.

'SONICS ONLY. Don't you Dare use up all our water--'

Ben shoots a look over his bare shoulder. A shoulder which young eyes shouldn't see. ]


Fifteen minutes.

[ 'FIVE.' ]

Ten.

[ 'EIGHT.'

Chewbacca just makes a noise that can be equated to "just fukkin give up on this shit". ]


Ten. We have enough water for ten minutes.

[ 'Fine. But you get to die of thirst FIRST.'

Han lies. Blatantly.

Really. The only reason Ben even made that gambit is he's very sure Chewie already gathered a few gallons of water already so what ever is left is plenty enough tO AT LEAST GET HIS HAIR WET. UGH. What the HELL the last ship had a NICE refresher. This one Sucks.


Don't mind Shirtless Ben Solo


Walking away.


to get Clean. ]

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