vaderstan: WE GET IT YOU WORK OUT (115)
the human embodiment of the arthur meme ([personal profile] vaderstan) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2018-05-24 04:45 am (UTC)

This tag delayed by me dying from laughter because horatio rolled off a banister

[ There was mumbling about how she's offering him TWO SHOWERS now and wow HEAVEN ON EARTH FOR BEN SOLO HERE AND.


Okay honestly yeah. Cool.

He'll turn to face her to relay-- ]


Okay, I'll be quick.

[ The developing. Galaxywide.

Y i k e s.

But you know. He's shut away with a swish of the doors now. Off to go cleanse his body with sonics. Water will come later and hey maybe then he can take a 20 minute shower.


Han's just lookin' at this mess in exasperation. Like this is simultaneously his kid and Definitely not his kid all at the same time. YOU CANT JUST WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS. THAT'S ALSO CHEATING (he's just jealous because he knows his son is gonna be more swole than he was).


Have fun.


Sitting there and not imagining what all of that is looking like Rey.


And you know.

His vest and shirt strewn across the floor. Just abandoned. And sweaty.

Don't worry Han and Chewie are Not watching your every move. ]

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