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Kylo Ren
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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His eyes skirt up to find hers and he just. Is feeling vunerable and messy and he wonders if they're feeding off of each other. ]
No, I should have been more aware as well. [ And again, it's just sorta assumed he'd be ready to get his dick wet.
Actually. FUck this awkward sitting hing he's got going on right now. He'll push himself to his feet. And just reach out to take one of her hands-- ] I'm sorry as well.
[ Yeah, y'all should be sorry about Something.
Rey: Isn't everything about sex?
Ben: waitWHAt. ]
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What did you mean when you said you aren't ready yet?
[ 'No one ever gave me sexual hang-ups because I never had parents.' Does the concept of virginity even exist for Rey ?? Who knows. ]
I know why I'd be nervous. [ Ben isn't even necessarily Large, but he's BIGGER THAN ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S GONE IN THERE, ALRIGHT. ] What are you worried about?
[ As blunt as it is, it's her usual bluntness. The tone she adopts is soft and curious more than anything. ]
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Again.
Toxic Masculinity. Ruining the party for everyone.
JUST SPEAK YOUR DAMN FEELINGS BEN. ]
I want to get more familiar with you -- [ He twines their fingers together and pulls her a bit closer to give her that permission. ] -- with this.
[ And it's just ... on his father's freighter just seems Weird and Wrong. Like. They should at least find some Naboo fukkin planet or some shit?? Or????
HE DOESNT KNOW???? FEELINGS??? ]
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But that's not for her to decide. She steps in closer to him and nods, a little numbly for her lack of understanding, but she nods anyway. It doesn't matter if she gets it. She just has to respect it. ]
Okay.
[ She brings her other hand up to his hip, her fingertips creeping up his side like a spider's legs, eventually settling around his back at the base of his shoulder blade so she can draw in and embrace him. ]
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But in all honesty this sort of hit him sideways. Spontaneous is hard for him to grapple with at this very moment. All of this is. Suddenly having intimacy and compansionship dropped into his lap is just. A trip.
He’s pulled in by her willingly. He’s not meek by any means, just taken off guard and feeling kinda bad for just — ruining that mood. A mood he hadn’t even known was being set tbh. Like. Give him a couple days, he’ll figure out he’s super ready To complete this circuit. ]
I’m sorry. [ for being a complete failure? ] I didn’t want to condescend you.
[ she had rightful indignation (EVEN IF SHE IS STILL A GODDAMN KID WHO HONESTLY SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO MAKE THESE SORTS OF DECISIONS WITH AN OLDER MAN?????? WHAT EVER). And he could feel it through the bond. ]
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[ She'd thought he was, genuinely, but this explanation at least shows that he has his own inscrutable reasons for not being ready to go to pound town. He'd just — He felt so good, and they both wanted it, right? Obviously he had other reasons to avoid it. She didn't understand them. That's fine. ]
And you don't have to apologize.
[ She draws back out of the embrace to look up at him, firm in that. No way in hell is she coming out of this as the one pressuring him. Even if he's 100% supposed to be the responsible party who resists that on account of BEING THE ADULT TO HER FOURTEEN YEAR-OLD ASS. ]
Can we start over?
[ She searches him, then leans up, kissing him softly. Chastely. ]
https://literaldumpsterfire.dreamwidth.org/927.html?thread=671#cmt671 For u as I get back to tags
Also man we’re gonna say he was leaning down because otherwise she’d have to climb his body to get to his mouth.
Ben leans into her kiss returning the sentiment fully. Ready to shuck off the awkwardness of that Entire exchange and unwind a bit. He’ll release his hold on her hand to find her back, run over the material of her new clothes and draw her close. The bond helps ease him back into this. No need for panic or worry. ] Sounds good.
[ that’s murmired against her mouth as he pulls her back to the bunk.
Just push him down and take the lead rey. Let’s all go to hell. ]
OH GOOD PORGS
Not because she intends to ruin his boundaries, but because she wants to take her time here and just enjoy the closeness. The Force is purring like a contented cat in the sunlight right about now, nesting warmth in her chest as she gets her arms around his shoulders, diving into a hungrier, more open kiss. It's fumbling still — she isn't quite sure how much of anything is too much. She's too vigorous almost with her tongue. But she's committed.
And that's when she takes his hand and instead of putting it on her ass, which worked out poorly last time, she helps him slide it up under her shirt to settle on her bare waist. Let him take the hint. Please let him take the hint. ]
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Yes he does.She opens her mouth to him and he meets her tongue with his own, tilting his head and wanting to steal the air from her lungs. When his hands hit her skin, she's warm and pliant and his hands skim up along her rib cage to cup and press into her breasts. Thumbs flick over her nipples as he draws her tongue into his mouth and slowly sucks on it.
It's as if the air around them is on fire. Their bond sings and chases away the dark, he wants to be locked in this with her for the rest of his life. ]
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His hands are warm and huge, covering so much of her that she feels dwarfed. She may as well be wrapped up with some alien species, for the size difference between them.
She breaks the kiss to urge him on. ] Yes. Like that. [ It's not quite perfunctory, but she doesn't mince her meaning. She wants to direct him properly, and she has no compunctions about doing so straightforwardly. ] You can pinch them if you want. Or your mouth— [ She curls one hand in his hair, fingers scraping against his scalp. ] Please, just — More.
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He's not making a move to take it off yet, he has to admit he likes something about the look of her disheveled and wanting. His mouth finds one of her breasts then. First peppering it with soft presses of his mouth before sucking at the stiff peaks of her nipples. Looking to draw a reaction from her. ]
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She doesn't know how to be anything but exposed around him. Like a nerve. The Force thrums, rendering a blanket of silence around them. The rest of the freighter falls away. Rowana, Chewie, Han, all of it. Rey is here and Ben is here and that's all that matters. The rest of them could be listening outside the door and she wouldn't notice.
However it doesn't stop her from recognizing that she's drinking down a lot of what he's giving out to satisfy her request and she's not returning the favor. She drags her fingers down from his hair to scratch at his neck, his shoulders, slipping down his shirt once she finds it's loose enough to sprawl her fingertips and blunt nails across soft, mole-pocked skin. Warmth blooms from the direct contact. ]
Harder. [ She whispers this out sheepishly, burying her face against the crown of his head. ] Your teeth, Ben.
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There's a moment where he huffs. Catching his breath before he moves his focus to the other breast. His hands, freed of the burden of breasts, skirt down her sides over her skin and to her ass. His fingers dig into the flesh there and drag her closer, his hips grind upward to meet the movement..
Like, he's not ready for sex, but he will certainly do her the favor (and blue ball--) of this imitation fucking through their clothes. ]
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Stars, yes.
[ She gasps, rocking into a steady movement to undulate against his hips like a crashing wave, riding him without riding him, growing frustrated with the way her clothes chafe against her swollen and damp folds without relief.
She hasn't forgotten her assurance. He's not ready, and she won't push him. But there are other ways. And she can still see him. She starts pulling off his shirt. ]
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He shifts his weight and swivels around, tugging at her waist to pull her with him. Then delicately he lays her out on the bed. What a sight she is honestly. Tits shining with spit, red cheeked and wanting for him. A stuttered inhale of breath before he leans over her and nips gently at the rosy peaks of her nipples.
First he tugs off her shirt-- then tugs at any footwear she has on before pulling at her pants. One he's shed her of those, he'll urge her legs around his waist then grind straight against her cunt. No gentle-ness here. He's propped up on an arm above her, breathing heavily with ever strike of his hips to hers.
Shit this was good. Enough to make taking a deep breath a challenge, enough that he wished he had more hands and mouths tbh. He knows he needs time to figure out if he's ready to take the Final Step, but by god this was making him question everything about his self imposed limits.
If her mouth felt that good, if grinding against her through his pants felt that good, he can't fathom was fucking her cunt would feel like. ]
Rey.
[ A plea and a prayer. Hoping she's feeling just as much as he does. ]
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She opens her thighs for him, welcomes his hips against hers and tries to tilt her body to get the angle just right and — Oh. She shudders as the fly of his pants, made stiff by his own arousal, pushes against the sweet spot, that bundles of nerves that makes her croon. She grabs onto his shoulders and plants her feet so she can thrust up to meet him, setting a more insistent pace.
But it's too much. The material too rough. And soon even that becomes frustrating. The whimpered sound she makes before she stops her grinding is more of a sob than anything else. She's never felt so empty, so desperate. She needs him filling her like Jakku needs rain and anything less is only kidding herself.
It's all she's got, though.
Rey sits up on her elbows. ]
Come here.
[ She tells him, reaching for his fly. ]
Let me — [ Words. The fact that she can't say it should probably indicate she shouldn't be doing it, but that's what you get from your fourteen-year-old girlfriend, Ben Solo. She's stubborn, fortunately, so— ] I want to taste you again.
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The feel of her grinding with him is exquisite. The heat of her cunt combined with her hands at his shoulders and her feet pulling him in is like an aphrodisiac. Energy swirls around them and practically begs them to continue. He's short of breath and feeling more desperate with every pass of her hips along his and is finding it hard to find a reason to stop.
You know.
Besides the obvious.
SO once Rey sits up, he nearly thinks he's done something wrong until she reaches for his fly. The small action alone sends a jolt straight to his stomach and his erection twitches within them.
His fingers help where she fumbles, and soon enough he's pushing aside fabric and the waist band of his underwear and his cock springs free. Flushed and needy--
And I guess waiting for a fourteen year old to gobble that shit.
Someones gonna arrest me for this shit i s2g ]
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She tries anyway, pressing two fingers up into her cunt without warning, huffing out a heavy breath at the intrusion. That sweet, stretching sensation is not the point, though, and she pulls her hand free to find it's still not quite good enough as she grips him.
Rey wets her lips and get a better idea. ]
Lay back.
[ She orders this, then chases him, making room for him to lounge properly on the bunk and then settling herself in a crouch over his legs. She gets a solid grip on him and spits on the heat of his cock for lack of better lubricant. Leave it to the scavenger gremlin to accidentally do something grossly sexy in the name of efficiency.
Then she's using that spit to work her fist over his length, refamiliarizing herself, and — ]
Help me.
[ She looks up at him with those big doe eyes, begging for guidance on how to suck his cock better. ]
Tell me what you want.
I had to get a full nights rest to enter back into this shit
He's just starting to lay back and enjoy this session of statutory rape when she asks for instruction. And you know. He's still just "A dick is a dick ur doin' fine"
But that. Is not helping.
Some how telling her exactly how he liked her sucking his dick makes this all feel more lewd. But we've already established that all of this is a fucking trainwreck so whatever Ben Solo Get on with it. Further this hole you are digging for yourself. ]
I liked how you sucked at the tip of it.
[ His cheeks are flushed and his voice is rough. He's not fully wrecked but he's getting there.
I mean, honestly. LBR. Despite the wrongness of all of this shit, we are all here to watch Ben Solo get wrecked sexually by a fourteen year older. ]
understandable
Rey nods to indicate she's heard him, then starts exploring his length with her tongue, tracing veins and searching along the ridge of his glans, along the slit. She obviously knows where he wants her, now, but she wants to explore too. So her thumb circles his head to keep it stimulated while she kisses back down the shaft to his sack, and she uses her other hand to try and control (or at least limit) the amount of coarse hair getting all up in her face as she tries to get her mouth around one of the firm balls inside and suck, tongue swirling.
I mean, there's no hope of escaping entirely without hair in her mouth, but she's more familiar with him now, and they're in less of a hurry. She wants to get to know him. Her eyes search out his while she sucks and laves at his balls, trying to measure his reaction. ]
Lets count how many tags it takes before I try to justify this shit in bracket text to ease my guilt
And it's more than too late by the time she's licking up his shaft and exploring him like some perverted realization of that image of a little girl with a popsicle. That's what's happening here. Just. Lewdness. He has to lean back on his arms, eyes half hooded and glazed over with lust as he whimpers softly and try to stop himself from bucking into her. She's warm and soft and perfect.
And then she's sucking at his balls?
Like. Color him surprised. He's heard of a lot of sex acts and he knew it was a thing but he didn't... realize he wanted that for himself???
Before he's completely aware of what he's doing, he weaves a hand into her hair and pulls her closer. At the very least he's had a shower, but it probably still Smells down there. Hope you like getting a face full of Ben Solo crotch Rey....
Nevermind, she super enjoys that. What the fuck am I talking about. ]
Rey.
[ Said breathless and quiet. More like a praise of worship than anything else. ]
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He's showered, which is great, but by this point there's a distinct musky scent to him that's probably just a result of everyday sweat and the smell of his own body, and Rey drinks it in like it's fucking ambrosia to her. She could stay down here all day, listening to the way he prays her name, and she'd never get tired. His praise is everything, and like this, it's absolute. Unqualified.
She tries to be discrete as she pulls back briefly to pull loose hair off her tongue. It can't be sexy. There's just no way for it to be sexy, and young and inexperienced as she is, she's wrapped up in whether or not she's appealing to him right now.
That's also why the minute she has spared herself hair in her mouth, she's back on his cock, kissing her way up to the head. She opens wide, grips him at the base and rubs the head along her tongue. There's just so much of him, compared to anything else she's had in her — mouth or otherwise. It's intimidating and arousing all at once.
Her cunt throbs. She slides one hand down to cup against it; she's not dextrous enough to tend to herself and him at once, but the contact at least subdues some of the ache. Then she closes her mouth around him and sucks at the head of his cock, her tongue swirling against it while her other hand pumps the length of him that she didn't take in her mouth yet. ]
I thought it would happen this tag, but it didn't.
His head falls back, eyes close as he tries his best to not writhe. He should have more self control- but then again he's fucking a kid so we all know he lacks Any of that.
And then he feels her want to have him shoved inside of her right as she starts to suck on the head of his cock and it's too much. That is asking too much of his self control as he bucks his hips up into her mouth.
Sorry for your gag reflex, Rey. ]
me, this whole tag: yikes yikes yikes
And she tries to bring him into her mouth as deep as she can, accepting his thrust to mean that's what he wants. Her eyes are slightly watery with the effort, furthered by the fluttering fear of gagging, but she gets most of him into her mouth, the head of his cock brushing lightly against the back of her throat.
She sucks lightly at him, as though trying to drink him down further. And that just means there's a lot of saliva collecting in her mouth. Some of it dribbles out the corner of her lips, but the bulk of it collects near the back of her tongue. She struggles to swallow around him, but she doesn't want to pull him free. So again the muscles of her mouth and throat squeeze around him, wringing pleasure from him by force.
Does he want her to move? Should she just stay like this? It's hard when he'd been the one to buck back this far and she's just trying to give him what he wants, so she reaches up to touch his hand where it holds in her hair and closes her fingers around his, encouraging him to steer if he know what he wants from this.
She trusts him.
(She should not.) ]
SHIT YOU WERE RIGHT.
This thread is a fucking mess.
He cries out when she takes him deep into her throat-- she squeezes him and sucks him in. He wasn't writhing before, but he is now. He's never had it felt so good before.
And it's wrong. Part of him can feel that this is wrong. He feels wrong and dirty and like he needs to be punished for this-- what the fuck is he doing to her? Why is he letting her do this? Just to get his dick wet? He should be ashamed and a large part of him is ashamed.
But then her fingers find his and he looks at her.
Just a beautiful mess. Saliva making her face shine and her lips nearly at the base of him. Her eyes big and bright and their bond hums around them.
He wants to fuck her-- shove his cock all the way inside of her and cum into her so much that he'll mark her as his forever. Ruin her for anyone else. She's his. His alone. No one else could be allowed to see her like this.
Slowly he uses the fingers in her hair to guide her up and down on his cock as his hips begin to buck into her and set a tempo.
And I jump straight into a portal to hell. ]
commits to hell with this tag i guess
someone save child bride rey
please anyone
ur not allowed to plead YOU ASKED FOR THIS.
puts face in hands as i go hard into the underage thing
you are complicit in this debauchery.
i'm going to hell
don't worry. Hell is run by cats. And considering all the ones i've saved we'll be vips
this is a compelling argument and i'm fine with it now
our rooms will be reylo themed tbqh. And we can have devil horns
my office already is reylo themed am i in hell
I had to go to church and confess and then pray for forgiveness
i should do that
God has already informed me we have left his light.
he right tho
Me with every tag:: What did i get myself into?
a big ol' mess
Luke is gonna say the exact same shit we know it.
i'm constantly like leans back from computer @ this thread, so same luke
This thread is testing me. I have to pause and just. Squint.
if you have an unhealthy codependent relationship and you know it clap your hands
EVERY REYLO VERSE CLAPS THEIR HANDS HARD
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So a priest threw holy water at me after he read this thread.
to ... ordain you? "welcome to the club?" i'm catholic i can make this joke
Man half my family was raised catholic I shoULD HAVE SEEN THAT JOKE.
shame
L--LOOK WHOS BACK. BACK AGAIN
I THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD
IT HAS BEEN OPEN ON A TAB AND NOW MORE OF MY MENTAL ENERGY IS FREE OKAY DONT @ ME
WELL GOOD I'M GLAD
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