bewithme: (breadroot patty)
pure of heart dumb of ass ([personal profile] bewithme) wrote in [community profile] literaldumpsterfire 2020-04-25 11:03 pm (UTC)

no i’m @ing everyone in this bar especially these two dumb idiots we’re playing

[ look elsa you’re nice and all but rey wants her hot topic disney prince. But he’s welcome to serenade her with Frozen songs so there.

WE OBJECT REY DID NOT HAVE THE FIRST BONER WE HAVE RECEIPTS

He’s such a clueless dumbass. She definitely, after much inner turmoil struggling to come to grips with her questionable taste, had to corner and pin him before it got through his dense head how much she did want him. Just him. Like. It was really hard out here on the conscience wanting to bone the Supreme Leader tbh, he was all evil and offering you the galaxy and maybe some nice black dresses to coordinate with his outfits.

Anyways.

She scoffs and finally moves her arms from where they’ve been limp at her sides to clip the hydrospanner onto the utility belt slung around her hips. Looks like he’s not getting stabbed after all. There’s some grease and dirt smudged over her arms and palms; she brushes them against her clothing like the uncivilized garbage child she is, but he should be used to that by now. ]


I didn’t hear you complaining at the time! [ Is she really indignant? Just a little since she’s still shocked and upset he sent Threepio to scar her. ]

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