[ Excuse me. Wow. First off. Inaccurate citation. He was the one who literally was just shoving his hands all over her face in the forest. Technically that's only in the novel, but if u go back and slow down the part where he gets the message they have to GTFO And he's got Rey in that weird force hold, HE WAS DEFINITELY TOUCHING HER FACE. AND EVEN EARLIER As soon as he heard girl he was like "WHAT GIRL" like. The droid was no longer important. Just the girl.
Basically yes maybe he had the boner first but it was the Force's fault and the fact that Rey opened the gate way for Double Boners made her Boner more suspect.
I REST MY CASE YOUR HONOR.
Also Kylo is Definitely Painstakingly handwashing all of her grease covered clothes, partially because he is trusted with little else right now. How weird.
Wait shit.
Does our weird timeline now mean hux is alive to kill? ]
Because you covered my mouth with yours.
[ Cue some random Resistance goer hearing that and just this.
He'll take this moment to find her hand and curl his fingers around her palm and delicately tug her around to face him. ]
He couldn't have been that bad.
[ ....Unless Threepio actually went into a long tangent about Ben's name's origin. Or Ewoks. Or the final battle. Or a entire dramatic recreation of the Final Battle. Or just the entire life span he has had going back to the start. ]
I'm just trying to survive this pandemic as an ADHD artist anD I DONT NEED THIS BUUUULLLSHIT.
Basically yes maybe he had the boner first but it was the Force's fault and the fact that Rey opened the gate way for Double Boners made her Boner more suspect.
I REST MY CASE YOUR HONOR.
Also Kylo is Definitely Painstakingly handwashing all of her grease covered clothes, partially because he is trusted with little else right now. How weird.
Wait shit.
Does our weird timeline now mean hux is alive to kill? ]
Because you covered my mouth with yours.
[ Cue some random Resistance goer hearing that and just this.
He'll take this moment to find her hand and curl his fingers around her palm and delicately tug her around to face him. ]
He couldn't have been that bad.
[ ....Unless Threepio actually went into a long tangent about Ben's name's origin. Or Ewoks. Or the final battle. Or a entire dramatic recreation of the Final Battle. Or just the entire life span he has had going back to the start. ]