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~~Ben Solo~~
Kylo Ren

The protein shakes, where are they?

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GENERAL PROMPTS

Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)

Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation

Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity

Ben Solo Pre-First Order

Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek

Jedi Hippie camp with Luke

BEN AND HIS FAMILY

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why

Becoming his father's son

Also being just like his mother

AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE

Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her

Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force

Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben

Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.

Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI

Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes

Rebuilding the Jedi Order

Post War Threads

Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later

Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious

Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise

SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down

If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME

Hand touching

I love you. I know.

Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)

Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo

Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)~~SMUT HUT~~

FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT

Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans

REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL

CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE

Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.

Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.

Visiting Ahch'to together

Empress Rey

Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order

Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances

Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno

Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me

Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep

Public Sex

Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)

SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.

CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS

I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is

AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)

I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious

Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it

God I will add more later. Really just tag me.

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YES

text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.

ous/ au/ all us tbh

previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.

EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT

FLUFF

contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up

Angst

redemption arcs

intense emotionally heavy threads

Smut

general

hurt comfort

Kylo or Rey getting injured

Kylo being a huge fucking brat.

if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!

Rape.

Dull RP.

Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

Me doing the work of moving a scene along

rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)

scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.

gender/sexuality play.

degradation involving racism or ablism.

power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.

AUs with no information

OCs with no information

Maybe

Dub con

torture

killing

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APPEARANCEINFOHERE

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Mental health

I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.

I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.

I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)

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[ Darth Vader is a thing they have had to come to accept is going to be a part of their life and I am sure Han's already had to deal with too many people asking about his father-in-law. (His answer to that is always "My father in law died on Alderaan. Darth Vader had no part in making Leia the woman I love")

Also honestly, Ben's amazed at how much Rey just wants to touch him at this point? Maybe he should be less surprised. Just let her sit on top of him for the rest of her life and that probably still wouldn't be enough. He doesn't make any move to catch her eye, but he'll shift his foot forward and into hers so she knows he's still cool with the touch. ]

She was saving my father initially. Along with Luke, Lando, and Chewie.

[ Ben gives that sentence a thoughtful pause before adding ]

And they all got captured.

[ 'You're makin' it sound like it was my fault.' ]

It was your fault.

Saving him from that bounty being collected?

[ Han's grumbling tells her that she's right. Despite his grumpy gills, she looks positively gleeful. This is great. Again with the used to pay good real food for this. Alright, vegmeat. But still. ]

Did she really—

[ She's asking Han this, but she stops, looking back at Ben. Maybe this is awkward to ask in front of Leia's son. But, no, she's halfway through the sentence. She's committed. She looks back at Han and drops her voice ? ?? like that softens Ben hearing this ? ?? ]

I heard she was naked.

[ By GOD thank god Ben wasn't drinking anything because that would have been a FULL ON SPIT TAKE.

This is what happens if Ben Solo never becomes Kylo Ren. He becomes part of a comedy bit.

Han-- on the other hand-- just starts laughing hard. Like full on body laughing.

'No, but she might as well have been!'

Ben just looks at his father like MOM IS GONNA FUCKING KILL US BOTH. They are going to DIE because of that fucking golden Bikini.

'Really that's the best part of the story, kid. Luke and Leia really did save my dumb ass.'

Honestly the Truth. They could have left him to die, there was no logistical reason to save Han Solo, he'd prided himself on being a loner. A one man operation (with the help of Chewie of course) who wouldn't leave a trace on this galaxy but would have at least traveled it all. And yet they came for him anyway.

Ben is still looking mortified that the topic of the gold bikini even came up. He hasn't seen any imagery of it he's not sure what it looked like. He never wants to know what it looked like. Excuse you Rey, Han's just gonna reach across you and give Ben's shoulder a shove.

'Oh come on, Ben. You're mom was quite the looker.'

KILL HIM.

'Of course she's beautiful now, but man-- I still dream about that outfit.'

THIS IS WHY DISNEY REFUSES TO LET ANY MORE MERCHANDISE OF THAT OUTFIT BE PRODUCED. PERVERTS LIKE HAN SOLO.

PLEASE KILL HIM REY. END BEN SOLOS MISERY. ]

[ Rey can't save him because the look on Rey's face seems to say that she would also probably dream of that outfit. She heard STORIES about Leia Organa, man. Has seen exactly one holo of her looking Flawless. And is a bite-sized bisexual.

Ben Solo's mom has got it going on.

Anyway, she laughs, turning from Han to see the LOOK ON BEN'S FACE. Oh god it's fantastic. It's so fantastic that she forgets herself and reaches out to put her hand on his knee in reassurance and, through amused tears, offers — ]

You've heard this before, haven't you? [ With this family, you never know. ] She strangled him while she was naked. [ She looks back at Han. ] Or practically, I suppose. It's the only story about Leia Organa that people will trade for free on Jakku. [ For both salacious reasons and 'free the slaves' reasons. ]

[ Man its almost like Ben is a product of all the things that attract Rey.

almost.

And the hand on his knee nearly makes him jump-- but he remembers himself and try to stay still and hope his dad hasn't noticed. Like his father is a fucking T-Rex or some shit-- ]

I've heard it from Luke-- He's the one who like's to tell the story the most.

[ Han just rolls his eyes because for the first decade or so of Ben's life, EVERYTIME Luke came over he retold the entire story. THE ENTIRE STORY.

'With sound effects.' ]

And imitations.

[ Which is something else Luke is weirdly good at. Though, Threepio always butted in to provide more accurate sounds and dialogues. And generally get yelled at by the entire family.

Why didn't they just leave him on Degobah or some other Force-forsaken planet? ]

[ Rey opens her mouth to continue this ROLLICKING TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, but it's officially been Hours. Just assume there were more of those stories and you can see how it would have taken hours.

Han's eyes start to journey down Rey's extended arm towards where her hand rests when Chewie trills from the cockpit for help. Jerked out of his increasing awareness, Han gets to his feet and pats a hand on the table.

'You two buckle up.'

And he disappears back into the cockpit. Rey turns to Ben. ]

Sorry.

[ She has probably heard about waking up with BENS FOOT IN HIS FACE AND RUNNING AROUND NAKED--

Dear god wait i hope not. For Ben's sake.

But there had been full on Red Alarms going up in Ben's head when his father's eyes had spotted

The Knee touch.

It's like when you're trying to assemble that fucking silver monkey on legends of the hidden temple and YOU KNOW THE FUCKING NATIVES ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK YOU BUT U JUST CANT GET IT TO WORK RIGHT. by god i hope you get that references to 90's nickelodeon or I am sounding like an insane woman rn.

But he was sweating some real bullets there.

Once Han leaves Ben is just going to take this chance to reach down and lace his fingers over hers. ]

For what?

[ DARTH VADER? FOOTSIE???? TALKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER BEING NAKED??????????? THE KNEE TOUCH?????????????????????? ]

That stuff about your mother.

[ She turns her hand over to facilitate the lacing of their fingers, savoring the touch. His warmth seems like a scarce resource now, borrowed in between family interaction. ]

You looked uncomfortable.

[ But she was committed by the time she noticed just how uncomfortable. She tries to make up for it now with — ]

I'm sure you'd look good wrestling a hutt naked too.

[ He just-- huffs out a laugh and pulls her hand to his mouth to press his lips there. They'll have to suffer through stolen moments like this. ]

You enjoyed yourself. [ And he is really used to every "your mama" joke and comment being made ever. Hopefully young Ben Solo never played XBox live tbh. ] And no one wants to see me wrestle a hutt naked.

[ -------------------------------------

Rey does tho. Clearly. ]

I wouldn't mind it.

[ She says this with a wicked hint of amusement in her eyes. And now she's seen it and can easily picture it, thanks. Boy has abs for days. She disentangles her hand from his while it's up at his mouth and drags her thumb across his lower lip. It marks her consideration, a lingering and possessive touch that lingers on the familiarity she has with his naked body.

Speaking of which — and because she suspects she knows the answer — ]

Is there something else you think I should be apologizing for?

[ yyyyIKES. Fourteen year old is learning how to do overt sexual intimate touching that doesn't involve dicks. GG Rey. Hope you get a chance to explore that body more later.

He hums once she speaks, actually distracted by the drag of her thumb-- ]

You seemed a little jumpy when you made that joke about Darth Vader and Dad. [ Like Major Thing Number One he thought she'd try to apologize for but-- ] I've heard worse from members of the crew.

[ Out of earshot of Han, of course.

And he suspects she probably thinks he has some issue with her touching and familiarity of touch with him. But--- Honestly, it feels wrong and kinda weirdly controlling for him to tell her not to touch him. ]

They're his crew.

[ She drops her hand, retreating into herself a little on this subject. It makes her uneasy, though she doesn't realize she's closing off. ]

I'm just the stray you picked up on Jakku.

[ That's different, and she knows enough of people to know that, at least. Even if Han and Chewie seem to like her well enough, it's presumptuous to insert herself into their lives like that. SHe'd felt more comfortable as a voyeur, listening to tales of Leia the Huttslayer and laughing about her undergarments. ]

[ She pulls back and-- He's a little confused at first. Like yeah they're his crew, but no one had the guts to say anything to his face. If anything Han Solo probably enjoyed that she was more straightforward and didn't dance around the topic like she'd offend someone.

He leans in, then, to kiss her softly and quickly. Break her of the mood she was trying to find herself in. ]

Does it seem like either one of us minded?

[ Rey lingers in the kiss after it's gone, hovering there. Eyes shut as if to try to recapture it, she sucks her lower lip between her teeth. The taste of his mouth is gone, though. She opens her eyes to look on him again. ]

No.

[ She admits that with some sheepishness. ]

I guess not.

[ Yeah he's still thinkin' about it too. I mean yes this is all weird and SHES FOURTEEN but he's got some serious genuine affection right here. Kill a dark lord levels of affection.

But he won't say "don't worry about it" because when has that ever helped him??? but... ] Who you are or where you're from has no bearing on what you can say to me. I'm sure dad would say the same thing as well.

[ Like he and his father both routinely get weirded out together that technically they are linked to some pretty serious royalty. ]

You're not a stray with us.

[ She smiles up at him because, absurdly, she believes it. Not that she's not a stray period, exactly, but that it has no bearing on him. Because he and his father, in various ways, manage to inhabit that space too. They're out here, not dealing with Leia and Luke. They're discarded in some ways, outside. Not unwelcome, but ill-fitted.

Moving closer to him, Rey pulls one of his arms around her and finds her way into the crook of his arm. Inviting herself into his space, asserting her position at his side, and taking the comfort of his touch for herself. ]

No matter what this thing that's following us is, Ben, I … [ She looks up, searching him for the same sentiment. ] I'm glad it brought you to me.

[ Oh Snuggles??? He's. So down for that shit actually. Always found it weird when people would invade his space or try to hug him or sneak into his side- but with her it's just. Nice.

Nice in a way that he found alarming anD SIILL FINDS A LITTLE ALARMING??? (Again. Late at night. "I just let a fourteen year old gobble my dick") But. Really. The niceness is overriding the alarm. ]

Me too.

[ He's leaning in for another kiss but I think this should be the perfect time for the falcon to exit Hyperspeed and throw them straight to the floor or some shit. If you are in agreement Tifa, I will let you do the honors ]

[ The Falcon lurches — because of course it does — and spills them out of the bench onto the floor, a sprawl of limbs with Rey's face planted back in Ben's groin. She groans. They really should have put those seatbelts on, like Han suggested, but here they are. Talking about their feelings instead and giving her a face full of dick.

An unexpected face full of dick. She's not opposed to it on its own, alright.

Han hears the crashing and shouts, 'Everything alright back there?! I thought I told you two to buckle up!' Rey scrambles. Please don't come back and see this. She shoots Ben a panicked look from

his groin. ]

[ Ben is fairly sure there's a deity out there who has it specifically in for him (there are at least two in this thread so good intuition dude). But today is not his day to die.

Once he gets back to his senses after banging his head fairly well against the floor, He's just immediately gotta deal with his dick in Rey's face. Rey's face which looks hilariously panicked. Well it will be more hilarious after he manages to push himself up to his feet in the quickest he's been since.

Last night probably. ]

It's fine! [ He says this as he stumbles to his feet. ] Rey and I were just distracted because I was telling her more about the ewoks that wanted to eat you.

[ ---He thought about just saying "We were making out." Just to fuck with han, but he's not sure his dad would take lightly to that joke.

'If you aren't careful I'm gonna send you both straight to Endor to get eaten by those very same ewoks.'

Diversion worked for now????? Ben will hold out a hand for Rey to grab on to because he's a ~Gentleman~ ]

Are you okay?

[ She grabs onto his hand and pulls herself up by it. The ship lurches a little and she slides her foot back to brace herself against the bench. The sway of a sharp turn prompts Ben to lean into her if he isn't ready to keep his footing better than that yet. ]

That sounded like it hurt.

[ Her voice is hushed, but she's at least holding back from reaching up to gently caress his dumb head. ]

[ He rubs at his head gingerly and is leaning into the support Rey offers. ]

Yeah- I'm fine. I've had worse.

[ In this very ship itself tbh. He gives her a reassuring brush of his fingers across the back of her shoulders before he nods his head in the direction of the cockpit. ]

Want to take a look?

[ I know you'd rather be making out with him Rey. But we get to deal with this first before more making out with your weirdo boyfriend thing can occur. ]

[ ACTUALLY SHE WOULD NOT RATHER BE MAKING OUT WITH HIM. She's pretty excited about the prospect of going to see, so a smile lights across her expression like it's exactly what she'd been hoping to hear. Not that kissing would have been bad, but this? Seeing space? Better.

She takes his hand and tugs him along behind her, getting her footing. Before they reach the cockpit, she drops his hand smoothly, and raises both to rest on the back of Chewie's headrest, leaning forward. ]

Wow.

[ There are so ? ?? many ? ? ? stars ?? Like it's not that different from what space looks like when she gets on top of a star destroyer on Jakku and stares up because there's (a) no light, (b) nothing to disrupt her field of vision so it often feels a lot like drifting through space. But they're really out in it now.

She can tell on account of the huge freighter they're coming up on. ]

That's yours?

[ Yeah Han is lookin seriously smug because Rey had been the one saying he MUST be poor from the looks of the falcon. And honestly he should be examining his life choices if he's smug about being right over a fourteen year old. JFC.

'Yeah it it. Home, sweet home.' ]

Don't let Mom hear you say that.

[ Chewie makes a noise agreeing with Ben's assessment and Han's just completely kerfluffed.

'Don't you start ganging up on me.'

Ben leans against his father's seat, getting a good look at the freighter from here. He's gonna be so glad to get back to a hot shower. And his bed. AND HIS HAIR PRODUCTS.

Right before they go back to hippie central. Cool.

Oh well. He'd live. Probably. ]

That's Corellian, right?

[ She leans around Chewie's seat more fully as the docking bay opens up to welcome them with red warning lights. She's halfway into Chewie's lap trying to get a look at the mechanics of it. The wookiee trills his protest but doesn't shove her away. Everyone's getting a handful of teenage ass at some point today. Fucking humans.

Anyway, she's glancing up through the viewport and — ]

Baleen class? I've never seen one up close before. Does it have a tractor beam? How big is your crew? What are you hauling?

[ Everyone is getting teenage ass today. JFC.

Han, for his part, chuckles softly. Both because of her enthusiasm and also because it serVES CHEWIE RIGHT. Everyone gets to suffer the Rey. He's just about to offer some answers to Rey's Many pressing questions when Ben chimes in helpfully. ]

Not Rathtars, that's for sure.

[ Chewie just howls in laughter and Han is Never getting a break tbh.

'That was one time!' ]

Even one time is too many.

[ Sorry Rey. There are way too many inside jokes for u to even get it. these three are the Worst. ]

The less you know about what we're hauling, the better.

[ Ben takes one last glance out the viewport before he heads back to the main hold. Looks like he's the welcoming committee today. ] I'm not telling Rowana that you got another one of our ships blown up.

[ 'You were supposed to be watching it!' Hollered uselessly to Ben's retreating back. ]

I mean. LBR Luke would know Mickey because he's just about as helpful as mickey

i'm so sorry for this tag but you deserved it for mickey!luke

I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.

it's true but here it is anyway

DONT MAKE ME BRING THREEPIO INTO THIS, (EDIT AFTER WRITING COMMENT: Whoops i did)

my favorite ...

me and ruthi need to educate you

i WAS BEING SARCASTIC I HATE THREEPIO also i got your hidden temple reference dw

Good. Really they should just kill threepio in the next movie Everyone just Shrugs

he earned his survival in 'the courtship of princess leia' and i can't rightfully wish him dead now

I will always wish him dead. Take him instead of anyone else JJ

i mean touché

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HORATIO JUST SNEEZED IN MY FACE AS I WAS TAGGING THIS

A PERFECT ANIMAL

Not as perfect as the Velociraptor which just stole Athena's bed

velociraptor ??? ?

https://i.imgur.com/EM0CNWh.jpg

WHAT EVEN

I got a raptor. Obviously.

ill advised

Better than a gun.

is it tho

I mean. At least it's harder for me to bring into a school??? also wow star wars name generator thx