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Kylo Ren
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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discord. nainai#8088
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A PERFECT ANIMAL
Moving closer to him, Rey pulls one of his arms around her and finds her way into the crook of his arm. Inviting herself into his space, asserting her position at his side, and taking the comfort of his touch for herself. ]
No matter what this thing that's following us is, Ben, I โฆ [ She looks up, searching him for the same sentiment. ] I'm glad it brought you to me.
Not as perfect as the Velociraptor which just stole Athena's bed
Nice in a way that he found alarming anD SIILL FINDS A LITTLE ALARMING??? (Again. Late at night. "I just let a fourteen year old gobble my dick") But. Really. The niceness is overriding the alarm. ]
Me too.
[ He's leaning in for another kiss but I think this should be the perfect time for the falcon to exit Hyperspeed and throw them straight to the floor or some shit. If you are in agreement Tifa, I will let you do the honors ]
velociraptor ??? ?
An unexpected face full of dick. She's not opposed to it on its own, alright.
Han hears the crashing and shouts, 'Everything alright back there?! I thought I told you two to buckle up!' Rey scrambles. Please don't come back and see this. She shoots Ben a panicked look from
his groin. ]
https://i.imgur.com/EM0CNWh.jpg
Once he gets back to his senses after banging his head fairly well against the floor, He's just immediately gotta deal with his dick in Rey's face. Rey's face which looks hilariously panicked. Well it will be more hilarious after he manages to push himself up to his feet in the quickest he's been since.
Last night probably. ]
It's fine! [ He says this as he stumbles to his feet. ] Rey and I were just distracted because I was telling her more about the ewoks that wanted to eat you.
[ ---He thought about just saying "We were making out." Just to fuck with han, but he's not sure his dad would take lightly to that joke.
'If you aren't careful I'm gonna send you both straight to Endor to get eaten by those very same ewoks.'
Diversion worked for now????? Ben will hold out a hand for Rey to grab on to because he's a ~Gentleman~ ]
WHAT EVEN
[ She grabs onto his hand and pulls herself up by it. The ship lurches a little and she slides her foot back to brace herself against the bench. The sway of a sharp turn prompts Ben to lean into her if he isn't ready to keep his footing better than that yet. ]
That sounded like it hurt.
[ Her voice is hushed, but she's at least holding back from reaching up to gently caress his dumb head. ]
I got a raptor. Obviously.
Yeah- I'm fine. I've had worse.
[ In this very ship itself tbh. He gives her a reassuring brush of his fingers across the back of her shoulders before he nods his head in the direction of the cockpit. ]
Want to take a look?
[ I know you'd rather be making out with him Rey. But we get to deal with this first before more making out with your weirdo boyfriend thing can occur. ]
ill advised
She takes his hand and tugs him along behind her, getting her footing. Before they reach the cockpit, she drops his hand smoothly, and raises both to rest on the back of Chewie's headrest, leaning forward. ]
Wow.
[ There are so ? ?? many ? ? ? stars ?? Like it's not that different from what space looks like when she gets on top of a star destroyer on Jakku and stares up because there's (a) no light, (b) nothing to disrupt her field of vision so it often feels a lot like drifting through space. But they're really out in it now.
She can tell on account of the huge freighter they're coming up on. ]
That's yours?
Better than a gun.
'Yeah it it. Home, sweet home.' ]
Don't let Mom hear you say that.
[ Chewie makes a noise agreeing with Ben's assessment and Han's just completely kerfluffed.
'Don't you start ganging up on me.'
Ben leans against his father's seat, getting a good look at the freighter from here. He's gonna be so glad to get back to a hot shower. And his bed. AND HIS HAIR PRODUCTS.
Right before they go back to hippie central. Cool.
Oh well. He'd live. Probably. ]
is it tho
[ She leans around Chewie's seat more fully as the docking bay opens up to welcome them with red warning lights. She's halfway into Chewie's lap trying to get a look at the mechanics of it. The wookiee trills his protest but doesn't shove her away. Everyone's getting a handful of teenage ass at some point today. Fucking humans.
Anyway, she's glancing up through the viewport and โ ]
Baleen class? I've never seen one up close before. Does it have a tractor beam? How big is your crew? What are you hauling?
I mean. At least it's harder for me to bring into a school??? also wow star wars name generator thx
Han, for his part, chuckles softly. Both because of her enthusiasm and also because it serVES CHEWIE RIGHT. Everyone gets to suffer the Rey. He's just about to offer some answers to Rey's Many pressing questions when Ben chimes in helpfully. ]
Not Rathtars, that's for sure.
[ Chewie just howls in laughter and Han is Never getting a break tbh.
'That was one time!' ]
Even one time is too many.
[ Sorry Rey. There are way too many inside jokes for u to even get it. these three are the Worst. ]
The less you know about what we're hauling, the better.
[ Ben takes one last glance out the viewport before he heads back to the main hold. Looks like he's the welcoming committee today. ] I'm not telling Rowana that you got another one of our ships blown up.
[ 'You were supposed to be watching it!' Hollered uselessly to Ben's retreating back. ]
i was prepared to accept that you just made that up
Is there a woman in this galaxy who you haven't gotten upset with you? [ She looks down at Han from her perch kneeled in Chewie's lap. Han shoots her a Look for that, 'Rowana likes me.' Chewie laughs. 'She does! Ain't my fault she's pissed off at everybody who stands still long enough. Look, you keep out of her sights too, kid.' ]
Why do you keep her around then?
[ 'Same reason I'm keeping you around. She's good.' That makes Rey smile. Chewie takes this opportunity to unbuckle and start to stand, scooping Rey into his arms as he does to right her so that she's not tipped unceremoniously out of his lap. Then she's on two steady feet, and Chewie goes to start unloading. ]
Can I do anything to help?
[ 'Keep out of the way,' Han says as he continues landing procedures. The Falcon settles into the bay, rocking a little. Rey grips the seat behind her, then sinks into it. Oh. That makes sense. She doesn't exactly know their procedures. ]
apparently thereโs a dude at my new job who says thereโs a Star Wars planet close to my name....
Rey. Come here.
[ there is no good subtle way to get her introduced to the squad. So once she pops her head out heโll be waiting by the ramp. Chewie will open it up in a few. ]
... does he mean niima outpost, on jakku?
[ She says this in a sarcastic tone of voice, as though responding to him patronizing her. Despite the tone, Han gives her a scrutinizing look for it like what kind of kinky shit โ Anyway. She's gone now. Han is taking care of shutting all the engines down. Rey makes her way down to the cargo ramp with Ben, flattening herself against his side.
It's just Chewie looking on, so she puts her hand on his forearm, gripping to him like he's her lifeline while Chewie lowers the ramp. ]
Han told me to stay out of the way. [ She tells him this tensely. ] I don't want to make a fuss. [ Spoken like someone who knows that Ben Solo is about to make a fuss. ]
Either that or a place called โKho Naiโ or the Lanai or a character called Kuma Nai
He glances to her minutely. Trying to reserve those. Steamy doe eye looks for later ig ] We arenโt making a fuss.
[ his voice is low and dark eyes flick to where sheโs holding on to him. He wonโt make a move to disentangle himself, howeverโ ]
I just wanted to give you a heads up beforeโ
[ the ramp begins to lower and almost as soon as Ben is visible from outside the ship theyโll hear:
โIf it isnโt Mister Ben. Seems youโve gotten bigger since the last time I saw youโ
Oh yes. Thereโs Rowana. Ready to make up a sassy space pirate with me. Sheโd be voiced by Cree Summer for fuckin sure. Weโre gonna make her a black lady because fuck aliens I need black women in Star Wars. Black women who DO NOT DIE 30 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE. Dark skin, kinky hair, and by god she has style to rival Lando. ]
I havenโt gotten any taller since I was eighteen.
[ WELCOME TO NEW HELL REY.
Ben looks blasรฉ. This amount of sass is normal for any Solo dealing with women.
And Han is definitely hiding. Super doesnโt want to hear it right now.
This is ur new ohana.
โPlease, it seems like every time Iโve seen you, youโve gained another inchโ Yes. I checked. There are infact inches in Star Wars. But thatโs not the important thing. The important thing is this is about the time she notices Rey clutching on to Ben. Her eyes lock on like a targeting system and sheโs walking up the ramp before they make it all the way down. โNow who do we have here?โ
Donโt try to answer that. She wonโt let you Rey. Sheโll look over both Rey and Ben to shout back to the hold:
โHan! What did I say about bringing home strays?โ
A muffled call from back in the ship, โDonโt hassle me, thatโs all Benโs fault.โ
Thanks for throwing him under the bus, Dad. See if he ever locates your dumb ship ever again. ]
( ooc: WAIT I WENT TO A MEETINF AND HE TOLD ME. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nathema GOOD TO KNOW EVERYONE IS DEAD ON THE PLANET EVEN DROIDS )
oh man it's Old Old Sith planet too
I'm not a stray.
[ This comes out bluntly as she moves down the ramp at Ben's side. She pulls her hands back from him as though the clinging somehow led Rowana to treat her like a child. The child that she is. That other people should treat her like. Instead of getting a handful of teenage ass. ]
My name is Rey.
[ Rowana the Fifth Black Human in the Star Wars galaxy (that's her full name) folds her arms over her chest looking like she might be offended for a moment by Rey's snappish reply. Then she looks up at Ben, a steady smirk building, and she nods. 'I like her.'
There's an arch of her eyebrow in that before she nods her head.
'Come on, kid. Why don't you let them clean up their own mess, and we'll find you a bunk?'
Rey looks to Ben โ something between a cry for help and a request for permission โ but before it can go anywhere, she's heading off with Rowana and Chewie is coming down the ramp behind to unload some of what's packed into the Falcon. More stuff that Unkar Plutt was storing, probably. Fuck it. It's theirs now. ]
my #aesthetic.
He was just gonna say that---
Them being boyfriend/girlfriend is probably going to become. A joke. So be prepared for that.
But too late now.
Before he can think on that too long, Chewie is hauling him away so he can help clear out the shit Plutt's left in the Falcon. Just extra muscle at this point. After that's finished he'll be able to grab a meal (AND ANOTHER SHOWER WITH ALL HIS FUCKING HAIR SUPPLIES THANK GOD) and talk shit with some of the people who may call him friend but he doesn't realize they think of him as a friend so "?????". When it's all said and done, he doesn't have much to do around he freighter. He takes a glance at the schedules and notes with a grimace that he was scheduled for a lot of pick-ups and he's going to have to bail on them (Han passes by him at this point and gives him a pat on the shoulder and reassurance that it's fine). His mother is on an opposite cycle from them currently, so she's in bed and he won't be able to call her for several hours. He wavers on contacting Luke because he wants to make sure Rey's involved.
She may be a kid, but she demands her own independence. He's not going to talk about her like some prize hog behind her back.
It's weirder than he'd like to admit, being separated from Rey. YEAH HE NEEDS TO TREAT HER LIKE THE KID SHE IS, but being apart is like having a piece missing from him. Han and Chewie notice how he seems a bit more antsy than usual (Which to anyone else is just... extra grumpy), but leave it alone. This is weird Force shit. They don't want to get involved.
So he finds himself blissfully alone in his bunk, quiet at this time of day and he shares the room with another crew member who I don't want to name or interrupting the scene so too bad they are out on assignment. Either way, they are gonna be so stocked when they find out Ben's moving back to Jedi camp BUNK TO THEMSELVES (until they find the next victim tbh). He's stripped off his boots, belt and vest and is lounging as well as he possibly can while scrolling through holos.
I'm sure rowana has just
discussed so many amazing things with rey.
ALso probably had to take her to the med bay for her rabies vaccine tbh. ]
a long tag
'Two things to know about this ship,' she says as the medical droid โ a protocol droid that's NOT threepio โ waddles over to start checking Rey over. Rey grimaces as the thing pokes at her. It becomes immediately clear that she should not complain, whatever happens, because Rowana obviously runs this ship. Not Han. So she bites down on her testy reply to the droid and settles for a glare as it jabs her with things.
Like two shots ? ?? ? 'First: close quarters means everyone gets the Ardroxian Flu at some point. That'll protect you from it. Second: you can't trust a single one of these bastards as far as they can reach. How old are you?' ]
Fourteen.
[ 'Kriff.' Rowana shakes her head. ]
What was the second shot?
[ 'I'll tell you when you're older.' That didn't make a lot of sense to Rey, who furrowed her brow, but Rowana just keeps going while the droid completes his examination of her. He lifts up her arms and makes her take off her shirt and everything.
Rowana goes down the crew roster during that time. They've got a Jayne, like any good Firefly crew. She warns Rey about that. All the good stuff. When Rey asks how long Rowana's been with the crew, Rowana recalls Endor, and Rey drops it. Good enough.
After that they're off to the refresher โ a communal affair, which she shoves Rey into freezing water for while getting a new set of clothes for Rey. She lets Rey keep the outerwear, but the underwear mysteriously disappear in the process of getting her new stuff. And for now, while the outerwear gets washed, she's in a tank, capris, and a vest and smelling lemon fresh.
They stow Rey's stuff in a bunk where the Jayne of the crew tells her that the last guy died when they were loading rathtars. Rey is still confused about rathtars.
Rowana leaves her here with a stern warning for Jayne. Then Rey sits on her bunk. Jayne is reading and doesn't want to be disturbed, and she's just โฆ hanging out. Not sure where to go. And then she hears โฆ
Noise?
Rey looks around, confused, and then spots lying on her bunk
Ben Solo.
There's a little holo-projection on his datapad sitting on his stomach as he scans through, clips of each autoplaying while he skims through. Her eyes wide and she yelps, leaping off her bed. Jayne now thinks she's insane. ]
I'm so happy to be on this rowana journey. Someone make a movie about her and not bobafuckingfett
Ben's just reading up on some news item that has to do with the First Order- it's almost like weird feedback when he reads the words and then everything.... shifts. He doesn't quite get what the hell is happening at first when he hears Rey and--
Yikes.
His eyes meet hers and she's clear as day. This would all be fine except he can sense her signature. Her actual body. She's not in this part of the ship at all-- she shouldn't be.
And yet there she was standing in the middle of his room. ]
Hey.
[ Honestly that's said almost as a question mark. He's not entirely sure what to make of this scenario. ]
ikr this is the character maeve's actress deserved
Jayne gets up off the bed and looks pissed like, hell, if you wanted time alone just ask ? ?? ? And fucks off out the door muttering about crazy strays from Jakku. Rey looks after for a moment, then back at Ben. ]
I hope you're happy, making Jayne think I'm out of my mind. How are you doing this?
I want a story about the start of the rebellion with that cute mixed girl with red hair
I'm not doing this.
[ Shit-- wait. Luke had done it though. But this wasn't just some "oops, I thought about the person and they appeared" kind of Force shit. He had to imagine it took some concentration... Like serious concentration ]
Nothing feels odd on your end?
[ He's a goddamn scientist. He wants to figure this shit out. Fuck Jayne. She'll get herself a drink and be fine. ]
enfys something something ??? yes
[ Rey whips around, watching him circle her and essentially defeating the point. Now that he's disavowed responsibility, she looks even more wildly uncomfortable. This is some evil dark side shit. Obviously. Like all experiences with the Force so far. Even stealing from Han Solo had been ultimately tainted by Jedi Mind Tricking him. ]
It's โ I can feel you. Just you.
NO MORE DARTH MAUL OR BOBA WHO THE FUCK CARES. More LADIES
hope...fully.
Quick Ben Solo. REASSURE HER. ]
Luke did something like this, when you heard his voice. [ She couldn't see him but-- the point still stood. This wasn't rooted in the dark and it was a Known thing. ] It's possible whatever this is between us latched on to that energy.
[ Or maybe your bond is just growing strong as hell, yo. ]
Or I'm subconsciously copying him.
[ He's only trying to take the blame to give an explanation beyond "WELL I GUESS WE ARE BOUND AS SOUL MATES AND WE CANT EVEN BE FIVE FEET AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER WHOOPS?" ]
please nothing but ladies for ten solid years
He's solid under her hand. She exhales her relief. ]
Have you called him yet? Luke.
and then men will blame women for ruining star wars again ig
Not yet. [ He catches her gaze as he runs his fingers across the back of her hand. It's not the same as actually touching her. There's bits and pieces missing-- and it's almost like a lagging effect. He's not quite sure how to articulate the difference, but it's there. ] I thought you'd like to be in the conversation as well.
that's fine
[ She reasons, as though this were a totally logical choice. ]
Your master.
[ And then she folds her hand in his, twining their fingers. ]
โฆ I don't know what to say. I don't understand any of what's happening to us, and I don't know him.
they should really just watch gay porn. I think that would satisfy them
they'd probably still bitch about the women
KMT deleted her Instagram and I hate this world
straight up fuck every star wars fuckboy and purity crusader
:,( her dressed as a porg posts were so pure.
her everything was so pure why did ppl ruin it
because they are scared of vaginas
tru
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Be prepared for the most hilarious twist
s-so unexpected
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https://literaldumpsterfire.dreamwidth.org/927.html?thread=671#cmt671 For u as I get back to tags
OH GOOD PORGS
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I had to get a full nights rest to enter back into this shit
understandable
Lets count how many tags it takes before I try to justify this shit in bracket text to ease my guilt
places my bets on 2 tags
I thought it would happen this tag, but it didn't.
me, this whole tag: yikes yikes yikes
SHIT YOU WERE RIGHT.
commits to hell with this tag i guess
someone save child bride rey
please anyone
ur not allowed to plead YOU ASKED FOR THIS.
puts face in hands as i go hard into the underage thing
you are complicit in this debauchery.
i'm going to hell
don't worry. Hell is run by cats. And considering all the ones i've saved we'll be vips
this is a compelling argument and i'm fine with it now
our rooms will be reylo themed tbqh. And we can have devil horns
my office already is reylo themed am i in hell
I had to go to church and confess and then pray for forgiveness
i should do that
God has already informed me we have left his light.
he right tho
Me with every tag:: What did i get myself into?
a big ol' mess
Luke is gonna say the exact same shit we know it.
i'm constantly like leans back from computer @ this thread, so same luke
This thread is testing me. I have to pause and just. Squint.
if you have an unhealthy codependent relationship and you know it clap your hands
EVERY REYLO VERSE CLAPS THEIR HANDS HARD
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So a priest threw holy water at me after he read this thread.
to ... ordain you? "welcome to the club?" i'm catholic i can make this joke
Man half my family was raised catholic I shoULD HAVE SEEN THAT JOKE.
shame
L--LOOK WHOS BACK. BACK AGAIN
I THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD
IT HAS BEEN OPEN ON A TAB AND NOW MORE OF MY MENTAL ENERGY IS FREE OKAY DONT @ ME
WELL GOOD I'M GLAD
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