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~~Ben Solo~~
Kylo Ren

The protein shakes, where are they?

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GENERAL PROMPTS

Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)

Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation

Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity

Ben Solo Pre-First Order

Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek

Jedi Hippie camp with Luke

BEN AND HIS FAMILY

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why

Becoming his father's son

Also being just like his mother

AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE

Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her

Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force

Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben

Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.

Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI

Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes

Rebuilding the Jedi Order

Post War Threads

Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later

Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious

Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise

SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down

If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME

Hand touching

I love you. I know.

Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)

Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo

Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)~~SMUT HUT~~

FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT

Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans

REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL

CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE

Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.

Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.

Visiting Ahch'to together

Empress Rey

Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order

Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances

Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno

Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me

Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep

Public Sex

Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)

SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.

CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS

I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is

AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)

I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious

Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it

God I will add more later. Really just tag me.

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YES

text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.

ous/ au/ all us tbh

previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.

EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT

FLUFF

contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up

Angst

redemption arcs

intense emotionally heavy threads

Smut

general

hurt comfort

Kylo or Rey getting injured

Kylo being a huge fucking brat.

if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!

Rape.

Dull RP.

Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

Me doing the work of moving a scene along

rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)

scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.

gender/sexuality play.

degradation involving racism or ablism.

power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.

AUs with no information

OCs with no information

Maybe

Dub con

torture

killing

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Mental health

I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.

I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.

I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)

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[ More than fine. She doesn't feel like she's doing more than fine, but when she turns from Ben to admit as much to Luke's specter, he's vanished. At the very least, she has gotten an answer in the meantime. Time.

Luke's voice echoes in her mind while she mulls it over in her head. In the end, it's a vain attempt to suss out a possible solution where one doesn't exist, and an effort that lasts well into the night — and then some. By the time she has exhausted herself into sleeping, curled around Ben like a protective shield, the sun has already begun to peek through the hut's overhead window.

Even so, she wakes before he does, restive and unsettled. The pattern continues for the next few nights; she hovers at his side throughout the day, and winds around him during the night, when they've both miraculously quieted their minds. For the most part, she has done what she can: replaced some of their rations with what she could spear out of the sea, collected her own share of wood for their fire pit, collected what bedding they can spare from the Falcon to make him more comfortable.

It won't help much, she knows, but it's all she can do.

On this particular morning, she waits for him to stir. And only when he appears relatively alert and awake does she brush her thumb over the slant of his cheekbone, clutching her datapad in her other hand. Or what's soon to be his datapad, anyway. ]

I brought you something.

[ What she doesn't add is that it's a tool for him too contact her when she's called back to the Resistance, and a means to entertain himself while she is away from him. The texts she's downloaded onto it are... well, vast, uncertain of what he would even appreciate — and the HoloNet is easily accessible, should he choose to use it. ]

[ Each morning he wakes slowly. Lazily. She seems to give him space to do that— as do the Lanai. He wonders if they noticed his unease or if Rey warded them off. And at this moment he doesn’t care much either way. He’s been a bit skittish to try intimate contact again, scared of her rejection... or maybe her judgement. He’s not sure. Each day has felt like existence rather than actual living.

His purpose ripped away from him, his soul stripped bare. The only thing that keeps him grounded is Rey’s constant presence. And he feels all the more selfish for it. Others need her. The entire fucking galaxy needs her. And she’s playing baby sitter to Kylo Ren.

He couldn’t imagine he held that much importance.

This morning is much the same as the others. His mind blissfully blank— he really only stirred because of Rey’s movements.

He sits up on his elbows, today dressed in his armor because unfortunately. They don’t have that many clothing options. But it’s fine. It’s familiar.

He reaches out to pluck the datapad from her hands and examines it closely. There’s a flicker of fondness there before his expression falls flat again. ]

Thank you.

[ granted. If she’s giving him a gift, he has a nagging feeling bad news is about to follow it. ]

[ Soon, she'll have to board the Falcon and navigate her way back to the Resistance, but she refuses to count down the days for him. Refuses to remind him that they're approaching that day, that she has set him up with something to occupy him during that stretch of separation. Maybe the datapad will be indication enough, but she pointedly avoids that topic of conversation for the moment. He had reacted so poorly the previous time that she can't quite bring herself to charge ahead with the information as she otherwise would. ]

I didn't know what you would like.

[ She admits, suddenly aware about how much insight she lacks and made uncomfortable by the revelation. They have spent days together, reached for one another across galaxies and star systems, but she lacks those small details in the portrait of who Ben Solo is. She looks to him, then, scrutinizing his face. That brief glance of fondness is enough to satisfy her, assure her that she hadn't made the wrong decision, but the fall of his expression afterward unsettles her.

Rather than allow herself to be hurt by it, she settles back down, pushes herself between him and the datapad like an annoyingly affectionate cat. ]

There's a little bit of everything on it.

[ With a swipe of her finger across the screen, she brushes through a book. Some kind of historical text that predates the Resistance and the First Order, even the Rebellion and the Empire. ]

I thought you might enjoy that more than catching our meals.

[ Easy as it is to live off of the land, and peaceful as it is, she is entirely aware there is not much to do in the way of productivity without attuning one's self to the Force. And, given Ben's current state, that doesn't seem to be the wisest route to take or to suggest. ]

[ Expressions other than nothing, rage, and crying are difficult for him rey gosh. But he'll glance through what she shows him and accept the invasion of space. A part of him wants to lean in and kiss her, but a larger part is pretty sure she'll just flat out reject him or get edgy about it or get really critical and analytical about it and

This is his life now. A series of being super super unsure about a lot of things because of how off balance he feels.

He sets his hand over hers gently. ]

It's good. I'll find something I enjoy.

[ That's what he can give her for now.

Okay but. One thing has been bothering him ]

Isn't there Jedi texts on this island?

[ He doesn't know Rey stole them.

Or that Luke tried to burn them to the ground.

Like he's puttered around enough to see that there was a huge Important looking tree that got burnt to shit, but--

He doesn't know about drunk yoda or angry luke or Any of that yet. ]

[ When his hand envelops her own, she twists her wrist around to slide their fingers together and squeezes lightly. Much as she means it to be an expression of relief, it serves a dual purpose — in reassuring herself, mostly. While she's avoided initiating any affection beyond that, too innocent and too chaste to progress or possibly cause discomfort, it's still satisfying to have that connection. ]

There were.

[ She tells him after a drawn-out pause. Luke had wanted the Jedi destroyed, but she has preserved those. Admittedly, they've done her little good; the texts are so dense that she struggles, filled with unfamiliar concepts she must parse. It's a work in the progress, slowly but surely, given her determination. At least there is some progress, at any rate. ]

They're being stored on the Falcon, now.

[ --That was a significant pause he catches on to. He turns his gaze on to her and is like "uh huh okay wtf u bullshittin about tho" ]

Does Luke know you took the texts?

No. [ Wait. ] I don't know. I took them when I first left.

[ To come to Ben, but she doesn't expound. It doesn't need to be said, and she doesn't want him to feel worse than he already does. Still, the point stands. If Luke had realized it, there had been no opportunity for him to inform her of it. Given that he hovers around this island, however — ]

He probably knows now.

[ ... There's a slight huff of breath and-- probably the closes Kylo's gotten to actually laughing in a long while. Amusement colors his features and for a moment he's not as weighed down by the circumstances of them being together like this. ]

You stole the first Jedi texts from Luke Skywalker?

[ And then came to save HIS dumb ass.

Rey you are either the best or worst jedi. who knows. ]

[ That — isn't the reaction she had anticipated. It does something strange to her insides that she can't identify, gut twisting and clenching with the warmth the sight inspires. Exasperated as she is by this line of questioning and the implications therein, he hasn't looked quite so weightless for some time. ]

He wasn't going to use them.

[ She points out, very helpfully. Clearly that must mean it wasn't stealing in Rey's book ??? ?? Meanwhile, her fingers find his mouth, sweeping over the shape of it, and follow the contour of his cheekbone upward to graze beneath his eye. ]

I did the right thing.

[ Whether she's trying to convince herself or Ben is anyone's guess. Still, it had felt right. Still feels right, in fact. ]

[ Super great logic there, Rey. Wonderful logic. He's pretty sure that makes her a heretic or something CLOSE to that but- then again. Maybe that's the kind of Jedi they needed now. Someone completely batshit insane.

Though all of his thoughts and logic come to a halt when she sweeps her fingers over his face. He's used to her touching him by now-- but this touch is far more delicate... reverent really. Sometimes, when he dozed in the early mornings or late at night, he could swear he feel the same sort of touch along his face. And honestly, he's been trying to keep his feelings for her in check since that fucking dumpster fire of a morning, but moments like this make it exceedingly difficult.

And even now, so ardently trying to ignore the flutter her touch induces, he leans into her hand. Seeking that warmth-- ]

Have you been reading them?

[ Her response comes delayed, distracted by the softness of his skin as he presses into her calloused palm like a feline starved for attention. Just the same, she doesn't turn away from his search for her affection; though it isn't her forte, she is beginning to learn how to offer it — and does, now, stretching her fingers out in order to curl in the hair that curls against his cheek. ]

I've read some of it.

[ Pride nearly leads her to leave it at that, but then she swallows and admits: ]

I've tried to read them.

[ But there's an extensive amount of information to sort through, and always during the hours where the Resistance doesn't immediately need her to carry out a mission. ]

[ A slight hint of amusement in his face. ]

They're millennia old--I doubt even Luke read any of them in full. [ Luke nor Rey seemed to be the book worm types. And both of them had more.... rural upbringings. Which wasn't an issue until it came to reading books that were written in a branch of language (Probably basic but i ain't lookin gthat shit up) that was long since dead. ]

That may be part of the reason the caretakers don't seem to care for your company.

[ She doesn't like that amusement. It feels like she's being mocked, somehow, for the lacking education she has. Or what she's cobbled together as an education, at any rate. The reminder that he is more worldly, borne of riches and a legacy, weaves its way through the conversation.

Pressing her lips together, she shakes her head. ]

I doubt that.

[ On all accounts. The Lanai hate her because she's a destructive mess, and Rey can't envision Luke — the galaxy's beacon of hope — squandering the wealth of knowledge he'd acquired by letting it just sit and collect dust. That doesn't seem responsible for a Jedi. Then again, he hadn't resembled the Luke Skywalker in the stories she'd grown up hearing; maybe it stands to reason he is nothing like she had originally pictured. ]

How else would he have taught his students?

[ Does not compute. Luke's past is a mystery to her, beyond the grandiose tales of victory she has heard. ]

[ Oh boy. Rey u have No Idea of the hick Luke Skywalker was. ]

He didn't do many things by the book. I copied adages in my spare time, he was more intent on speaking from his own experience. [ Just imagine Luke Skywalker busting in on Ben Solo copying text like "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET UR FUKKIN HEAD OUTTA THAT BOOK LETS GO OUT AND SEE NATURE AND JUNK GET ONE WITH THE FORCE"

That probably happened like. seven times. Or more. ] He thought a good deal of what the texts preached was outdated.

[ She makes a face that roughly conveys that, yes, she can envision Luke Skywalker doing just that. ]

They are outdated. [ An easy agreement to make. Not only is the language outdated, but the concepts — shunning attachments, discouraging emotion, refusing to involve themselves in outside conflicts — themselves. Even so — ] But we can learn from the past.

[ And she had thought she could learn from the past herself, waiting futilely for parents that wouldn't return. Here, however, it isn't an idealized hope. It's simply the truth. Luke had been adamant in his opinions, and the Jedi way cannot be corrected if she follows in their footsteps and commits herself to the same mistakes. ]

[ Does he even need to speak on the past? Honestly Rey gosh.

He hums instead, looking down to flip a bit more through the selection on the datapad. ]

It is unfortunate that the Jedi and the Sith destroyed each other repeatedly. There's hardly any official record to learn from.

[ They've got a few puzzle pieces to mark where everything went wrong. But the rest was anecdotal or pure propaganda. Nothing substantial to learn with. ]

It's still something.

[ Even in this, she is a scavenger, gathering what scraps have been left behind and desperately trying to make it whole again. Trying to make it have value. More to the point, she has nothing else to rely on aside from Luke Skywalker's lessons, too sparse and too few to give her a wider scope of understanding. ]

It gives us somewhere to start.

[ Because this is an 'us' now, apparently. She doesn't realize that choice of phrasing, or how she has grouped them together as such in her mind. It is what it is. ]

[ He notices it-- immediately. ]

"Us"?

[ Like, yeah she'd been spending her time here with him on some sorta weird Kylo Ren field trip but.

He never imagined an "us" after this. ]

[ His open questioning of it, now that it's been brought to her attention, grates at her insecurities. She pulls back some to get a proper look at him, searching his expression for an answer to a question she doesn't want to ask. ]

There is an us, isn't there?

[ Even Luke had been convinced of Ben's feelings toward her as more than a fleeting, passing fancy. Rey isn't so naive to believe that one night shared together entails a commitment, but she had hoped. And she still hopes, despite the very real possibility of rejection.

After a tense pause, she amends: ]

If you want there to be.

[ Okay he's... just. He's dizzy with the idea of "us". The very thought of it. They'd been close this entire time, she'd stayed at his side and they slept together but-- he'd interpretted her own insecurities as rejection. Or maybe humor at his poor attempts to make his feelings known. ]

I didn't believe you wanted that. [ It's more nuanced than that, really. Harder to sum up. ] Not only that, but rebuilding the Jedi with me.

[ He feels as though he's the least qualified for any of this. He's bad example number one here. There's NOT MANY examples left but he is currently the Worst. ]

[ It hurts to hear him doubt her when she's so convinced she's made her feelings known. If not through words themselves, then at least through action. Made vulnerable, her expression falls at what she has interpreted as indirect rejection. I didn't believe you wanted that feels like an excuse, a justification for not returning her feelings or hope for the future. Instinctively, she withdraws, sitting up properly. ]

I do. [ She says, firmly, in case there is room to misconstrue. ] But I'm not expecting you to decide now.

[ There's admittedly a defensiveness to that statement that she can't hide, suddenly guarded. He needs time, as Luke has informed her, and she has accepted as much — but it's the fact that he has not even entertained the thought that she has invested herself in this, that she believes they share something meaningful, that perturbs her. ]

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[ Yikes. Kylo Ren u fucked up again. Like always.

He looks to her-- confused and trying to parse through her emotions. Her hurt and defensiveness and perturbed nature. Their bond is as clear as every, but that only means her emotions run through him like ice water at times. Clear and sharp in their sting. ]

What's wrong?

[ He could try to guess but that would turn out hilariously wrong. ]

[ She could point out that he hadn't answered her in any straightforward sense; the question of whether there is or isn't an "us" to consider still hangs in the air, unaddressed, but I didn't believe you wanted that might be enough of a cue on its own. Rather than leave it at that, her eyes return to his, deliberately trained there as she pursues — well, something more. A direct response. ]

Is there an us? [ This time, she stresses the syllables with an unwavering stare. ] I thought there was. I thought all of this meant something.

[ To her, it had. Ben has given her every reason, every reassurance, to think it had been significant for him as well — but perhaps that has changed. Perhaps he has reflected on it with regret. She doesn't know, and can't be certain, without his input. ]

[ -- Oh. Well this is awkward. This is "We should have really talked about this" awkward. But they can't. Becauuse they are dumb. Horatio levels of dumb. It's impressive really.

Kylo listens to her speak and considers what she's saying. His words don't come quickly and he's not immediately shooting down what she's saying, but that's only because he wants to say the right thing. ]

That morning-- [ He doesn't feel the need to specify which morning. She knows. ] -- I thought that I'd pressured you too much.

[ Depended on her unfairly, put her in a position that she had to return his affection or she was afraid he'd fall apart again.

It's all difficult to say now. Sticks to the roof of his mouth and in his throat like some of the grosser ration "pastes" out there.

He swallows thickly and continues. ] I want to be with you-- I know you aren't here simply out of obligation.

[ She'd said that, affirmed that. Stayed here with him despite the need for her back at the Resistance. ]

I didn't know your desire to start a Jedi temple with me.

[ Which is where most of his surprise was directed. Just-- he is bad at words and voicing emotions and feelings. ]

I want to figure out what the future holds for us — and people like us — with you.

[ She corrects — softer, now that she doesn't feel the need to reaffirm what he has already recognized: that she isn't committed to him out of any obligation. Her image of the future is still too vague, too hazy of a concept, to consider whether that entails a new Jedi Temple. He has only just returned to her, after all; she hasn't had the requisite time to reflect on it, to embellish it with details, beyond rebuilding a collapsing Jedi Order. Creating something new, something different, and learning from the past's mistakes.

What she does know, with absolute certainty, is that she wants to share it with him. Wants to figure it out with him, whatever that means for them. That future feels within reach, now that she is no longer carrying this burden alone. ]

You haven't pressured me. [ Here, her eyebrows knit, puzzled. The morning he has mentioned is clear in her head, but she can't pinpoint a time in which she ever would have felt pressured. Undeniably, she feels a sense of responsibility to him, yes, but only insomuch as she firmly believes they have a responsibility to do right by one another. ] I want you.

[ She stresses those words, emphatic, as she twists to hover over him. ]

I want to be with you.

[ And if not now, if the timing isn't right, then she wants to be with him eventually. One day. ]

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meowth that's right. also throws a minor timeskip in here

Wow how dare you. Gives you Lyme disease in retaliation.

if i was contagious i would fly there just to get my contagion in your house as revenge

I have three million cats. Just bring ur cats ticks. Also if u came i'd force cats upon u

i'll run away with horatio and athena and that fluffy ginger one

Horatio will run from u. If u touch athena ull create a paradox since ure athena. U can take fluffy

BUT I WANT THEM ALL

THEY ARE NOT POKE MON U CANNOT CATCH THEM ALL

don't lie to me

I HAVE TRIED CATCHING THEM ALL AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND I AM A PROFESSIONAL CAT HERDER

i'll lure them w catnip

lol. Nope. canned cat food is the best and that doesn't work on all of them

i feel so betrayed

Horatio doesn't even exist for new people for a few weeks. he just hides

he's a shy beeb

he's a dumb beeb

well yes there's that too and i can't even defend him

He just came ambling in. Idk where he is currently, but athena is sleeping in a bag.

putting her in a bag makes her easier to carry off and steal

honestly that's how it would happen. Put a bunch of temptation treats in a bag and u got her

IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE

There's countdown goin on in my head. One day u'll do it for a blank comment some how

i'm a magician

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