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~~Ben Solo~~
Kylo Ren

The protein shakes, where are they?

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GENERAL PROMPTS

Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)

Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation

Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity

Ben Solo Pre-First Order

Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek

Jedi Hippie camp with Luke

BEN AND HIS FAMILY

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why

Becoming his father's son

Also being just like his mother

AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE

Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her

Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force

Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben

Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.

Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI

Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes

Rebuilding the Jedi Order

Post War Threads

Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later

Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious

Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise

SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down

If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME

Hand touching

I love you. I know.

Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)

Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo

Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)~~SMUT HUT~~

FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT

Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans

REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL

CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE

Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.

Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.

Visiting Ahch'to together

Empress Rey

Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order

Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances

Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno

Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me

Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep

Public Sex

Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)

SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.

CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS

I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is

AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)

I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious

Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it

God I will add more later. Really just tag me.

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YES

text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.

ous/ au/ all us tbh

previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.

EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT

FLUFF

contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up

Angst

redemption arcs

intense emotionally heavy threads

Smut

general

hurt comfort

Kylo or Rey getting injured

Kylo being a huge fucking brat.

if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!

Rape.

Dull RP.

Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

Me doing the work of moving a scene along

rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)

scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.

gender/sexuality play.

degradation involving racism or ablism.

power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.

AUs with no information

OCs with no information

Maybe

Dub con

torture

killing

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Mental health

I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.

I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.

I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)

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[ Rey scrubs her hands clean — with soap, even — and rinses out her mouth and cleans her face. It looks just as pink as it did before that. She really doesn't see the issue. But the tacky feeling is gone, she supposes, and that's not unwelcome.

Then she's off to the cockpit — passing Ben in the hall while he goes to clean up the sheet, but not holding him — where Han and Chewie both rib her for sleeping in. Honestly, she's comfortable with that interpretation. She settles into the jump seat to get a better view of the white streaks over the viewport. ]

It's incredible.

[ Chewie trills. She grins over at him. ]

Not all of us have seen it before, furball. [ But then her eyes are back up on hyperspace. She's still marveling over it when Ben arrives, though she gets up out of the jump seat behind Chewie to make room for Ben. He'll be more cramped standing up, given his height, so she doesn't mind giving it up. ] How long until we get to the freighter?

[ He eyeballs her as she moves (As do Han and Chewie) but scoots in to take the seat never the less. Picking and choosing the fights he has over prioritzing her over everything else.

'It'll be a couple more hours. Jakku's a bit outta our way.'

Chewie howls in confirmation that, they are generally no where near the ass crack of the galaxy. Ben sorta-- shoots him a look. Which the wookiee responds with what can only be interpreted as 'Sorry, not sorry.'

Though, Han has to admit the fondness for the face Rey is making. He recognizes it pretty well-- hasn't really ever had the chance to see it on too many other people's faces, seems like just about anyone could get to the stars nowadays. But--

'Anywhere you wanna see before we get there, kid?'

Fully expecting her to turn the opportunity down but you know. Might as well offer. ]

[ She looks at all their faces swiveled towards her. She's never felt more like a tourist. And, honestly, she wants to get to Luke's temple as soon as possible. There's a crisis. But the fact that he's even asking gives her this long, sputtering pause like ? ?? that's a lot of fuel.

Anyway, she ultimately shakes her head in a hurry. Nope. That's really not necessary. ]

Uh, thanks though. [ She looks down at Ben. ] What's it like on the planet where Luke's temple is?

[ She doesn't even know what temple it is. No one does. Time to make some shit up. ]

[ Don't mind as Han just butts in because he's a rude motherfucker.

'Not even gonna ask me about the places, I've seen.'

Han seems a little chuffed and Chewie just pats his shoulder like. Nice try impressing the fourteen year old dude. and now BEN's being put on the spot. He kinda half shrugs.

Disclaimer: I am not even gonna name the planet on the off chance they name it somewhere else and if they do I am 100% sure it's a planet we have not heard about yet. Also Ahch'to was gonna be the planet but then JJ came and decided NAH to that plot so THAT AND ONE IMAGE BEFORE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE IS ALL I HAVE TO GO ON.

Oh i also have the name for Ben's Possible Girlfriend. ]

The weather was a bit unpredictable and Luke had an obsession with finding oceans and lakes and sitting out in the rain. [ Children from deserts are all the same it appears. ] It's nothing like Jakku.

[ Like, he's sure she's never seen grass. How do you explain "There's grass and water falls from the sky" to a girl who was raised in a sandbox. ]

[ She nods. That's what she suspected. That nowhere could be like Jakku, nowhere could be that bad. She had believed all this time that she had seen the worst of the galaxy because she needed to believe that somewhere out there was better than where she was.

And she'd been right. ]

That's where I want to go.

[ Oceans. Lakes. Sitting out in the rain. Water everywhere. She puts a hand on Han's shoulder and leans over. ]

But if you want to tell me about the places you've been, it sounds like we've got a few hours.

[ Han makes a face like ? ?? is HE now in danger of the fourteen-year-old ? ?? Is this Hard Candy ?? He looks at Chewie. Chewie nods to him, and so Han gets up and joins Rey in the lounge.

They settle in.

'What kinda place do you want to hear about kid?' ]

Somewhere green.

[ 'Well, I was on Endor a while back.' ]

Fighting the Empire?

[ 'Yeah.' He laughs, 'Fighting the Empire.' ]

[ Ben sees them leaves and actually....

Doesn't know what to do with himself? Now they have to contend with looking normal, but not TOO normal. Like how close is close enough to garner "I just had my dick in her mouth"??? He's overthinking this. Per usual. Typical Ben Solo. So when Rey and Han make a move to leave the cock pit, he stays behind for a bit-- checking things over and kind of fretting until Chewie trills at him, asking if he plans on following them.

And Han may not notice.

But Chewie already knows.

But Chewie also knew that Pandora's box was blasted wide open the second they took the girl on board, so he's not gonna make a huge fuss about it. Like. Y'all can have family drama, I'm just gonna try to make sure this ship doesn't fall apart in hyperspace.

So Ben is left to stand up on his own and make his way to the lounge ~~Save your father from the fourteen-year-old~~ and... the mood seems. Nice? This feels like a trap. But. Here they are. ]

You should tell her how you, Luke, and Chewbacca were almost eaten by Ewoks.

[ Han just looks INSULTED that his son would bring that up. Like HOW DARE HE????????? HE WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS THE 14 YEAR OLD.

Also ignore the way Ben is like. Looking around and trying to figure out where to sit. Next to Rey???? On seat across from Rey and Dad??? Just Stand?????? ]

[ For her part, Rey looks absolutely delighted by the prospect of Han, Luke, and Chewie almost getting eaten. Way too thrilled about cannibalism. Or what she assumes it cannibalism because she's guessing wwoks are a sentient race? But she's never heard of them, so — ]

Ewoks?

[ 'Native people on the moon.' ]

I didn't think there were people on Endor.

[ 'Well, they're not particularly smart, ewoks.' ]

Smart enough to take a bite out of you.

[ She looks up at Ben, grinning ear to ear. She realizes he's looking for a seat then. She scoots into the corner, snug up against Han to make room for Ben on the bench beside her. Welcome to hell. ]

[ She is the devil. He’s nearly convinced of it. But fuck it. He’s up for the challenge and his dad is eyeballing them like they’re just gonna make out in front of him. Like. Please dad. No. Only when you aren’t looking and after he’s brainwashed you.

Which he’s still. Feeling guilty about. Yikes. Jedi hell. This is what this is.

But he slides in next to her and makes himself comfortable. And by comfortable I mean sits more on the edge so he is not pressed against that teenage body. ]

They look a little like Chewie but are about this big.

[ holding up his hands to gesture the size of an average Ewok and.

I hope Rey is getting a ridiculous picture right now. Because that’s what it was.

Han shoots Ben A Look. Do not discuss how he was captured and almost eaten by teddy bears. It was for merchandising!!!!!!

‘You’re making me regret not naming you Wicket.’ ]

[ Rey doesn't scoot against him. She's kinder than that. Obviously, he needs some space to not think about the fact that his dick was in her mouth. Yes, she skims that surface thought — unknowingly, perhaps, but she skims it. To her it's just a guess of what he's probably thinking about to put that distance between them.

When she glances over to consider his ewok measurements, she lets her gaze linger on his, her tongue darting out to wet her lips before she looks back at Han. ]

I'm sure they were very scary. Sharp teeth?

[ And Han groans because he knows that's not at all true. Rey starts to laugh but Han interjects — 'Claws, alright? And back-up. Numbers mean a lot in guerrilla warfare.' ]

They sound very scary.

[ Her heel slides sideways, knocking her leg against Ben's. ]

[ oh to be young and not worry about where exactly you stuck your dick. Actually lbr. Ben was always a worry wart. The first time he jacked off he probably thought he was going to hell. Fortunately the talk of Ewoks is distracting his father from BLATANT FLIRTATION OF HER LEG KNOCKING INTO BENS. BLATANT. FLIRTATION. ]

Remind me how you were able to escape.

[ Han Solo is being ganged up on. This is unfair. He has the kindness in his heart to take in this kid (now Bens child bride) and SHE IS GANGING UP ON HIM. MAN HE SHOULDA WORN A CONDOM.

‘Have you ever heard of Bespin?’

That was the worst subject change known to man

And probably the reason han doesn’t notice Ben bumping Rey’s leg back. HE SEES YOU REY. DONT YOU START THIS FOOTSIE BULLSHIT. ]

[ There's some uproarious laughter from Rey on that note. It must be really, really bad if Han's just sidestepping it like that, so she fills in the blanks. But she lets him get away with it because she takes pity on him. ]

Isn't Bespin a gas planet? [ She scoffs. ] How exciting can it be?

[ 'Typical Jakku.' ]

Hey!

[ You ever seen the sunset when it's cloudy? Bespin's good for that. Everything floats there.' He gestures as he talks, as though to indicate these floating cities. 'The whole place glows.'

And, well, it does sound magical. Rey hooks her foot around the back of Ben's ankle. ]

[ Footsie has been engaged and now Ben has to keep his father distracted. ]

Careful. If you get her interested she’ll have to meet Lando.

[ Han’s expression transforms into an expression that can be summed up as disturbed.

‘Nevermind. It’s a trash heap.’

Han transformed into a chivalrous grumpy pervert. Lando has ascended to the highest pervert realm. He would possibly start hitting on Rey and nobody wants Ben and Han actively glaring at them at once.

‘Got captured there. By Darth Vader.’ A short huff that is some approximation of a laugh. Because that was a great way to meet the in-laws. He only keeps that comment to himself because Leia has put everyone on a tight leash about how much they can joke about darth.

Also yeah. Ben is using this leverage to tug on Rey’s foot. Dear fucking god ]

[ She lets out a huff of a laugh again, but it's — not relevant to anything right now except footsie. So she covers it up by trying to find an appropriate thing to say to explain why she FOUND MEETING DARTH VADER FUNNY. ]

Family holiday?

[ She looks between them. Oh. Maybe that was a bad joke. ]

Sorry. I'm sorry, that was — Ben told me that he was … [ She pulls her foot back at this point. ] I shouldn't have said that.

[ oh good. Blame your boyfriend. Han shoots Ben a LOOK and he’s just—]

She already knew. The entire galaxy knows.

[ Han gives him a skeptical look like. You already told her how your Uncle is Luke Slywalker. How much can he really trust you??

‘None of us were aware at the time. But either way it didn’t seem like I had his approval.’

Quietly skips over the fact that Darth only cared about turning his son and didn’t give a shit about his daughter. Y I k e s. What problematic unplanned implications by the writing team.

At least they aren’t discussing Lando at the moment.

And Ben will just quietly— hook his foot back around Rey’s you do not get to escape that easily. ]

There was also the matter of the bounty on your head.

[ Oh good. She'll happily suffer this fate because it means Ben's not mad at her for that gaffe. She in fact twists her foot away and takes to rubbing her heel against his shin, glancing back at him frequently even as she tries to keep the focus of the conversation on Han. She's not good at splitting her attention. She's always had a singular task before now. ]

That doesn't surprise me.

[ He's a smuggler after all.

'Yeah, but this one was from Jabba the Hutt.' ]

I thought Leia killed him? [ She looks between them. ] Everyone tells that story. Leia the Huttslayer. She freed all those slaves.

[ Darth Vader is a thing they have had to come to accept is going to be a part of their life and I am sure Han's already had to deal with too many people asking about his father-in-law. (His answer to that is always "My father in law died on Alderaan. Darth Vader had no part in making Leia the woman I love")

Also honestly, Ben's amazed at how much Rey just wants to touch him at this point? Maybe he should be less surprised. Just let her sit on top of him for the rest of her life and that probably still wouldn't be enough. He doesn't make any move to catch her eye, but he'll shift his foot forward and into hers so she knows he's still cool with the touch. ]

She was saving my father initially. Along with Luke, Lando, and Chewie.

[ Ben gives that sentence a thoughtful pause before adding ]

And they all got captured.

[ 'You're makin' it sound like it was my fault.' ]

It was your fault.

Saving him from that bounty being collected?

[ Han's grumbling tells her that she's right. Despite his grumpy gills, she looks positively gleeful. This is great. Again with the used to pay good real food for this. Alright, vegmeat. But still. ]

Did she really—

[ She's asking Han this, but she stops, looking back at Ben. Maybe this is awkward to ask in front of Leia's son. But, no, she's halfway through the sentence. She's committed. She looks back at Han and drops her voice ? ?? like that softens Ben hearing this ? ?? ]

I heard she was naked.

[ By GOD thank god Ben wasn't drinking anything because that would have been a FULL ON SPIT TAKE.

This is what happens if Ben Solo never becomes Kylo Ren. He becomes part of a comedy bit.

Han-- on the other hand-- just starts laughing hard. Like full on body laughing.

'No, but she might as well have been!'

Ben just looks at his father like MOM IS GONNA FUCKING KILL US BOTH. They are going to DIE because of that fucking golden Bikini.

'Really that's the best part of the story, kid. Luke and Leia really did save my dumb ass.'

Honestly the Truth. They could have left him to die, there was no logistical reason to save Han Solo, he'd prided himself on being a loner. A one man operation (with the help of Chewie of course) who wouldn't leave a trace on this galaxy but would have at least traveled it all. And yet they came for him anyway.

Ben is still looking mortified that the topic of the gold bikini even came up. He hasn't seen any imagery of it he's not sure what it looked like. He never wants to know what it looked like. Excuse you Rey, Han's just gonna reach across you and give Ben's shoulder a shove.

'Oh come on, Ben. You're mom was quite the looker.'

KILL HIM.

'Of course she's beautiful now, but man-- I still dream about that outfit.'

THIS IS WHY DISNEY REFUSES TO LET ANY MORE MERCHANDISE OF THAT OUTFIT BE PRODUCED. PERVERTS LIKE HAN SOLO.

PLEASE KILL HIM REY. END BEN SOLOS MISERY. ]

[ Rey can't save him because the look on Rey's face seems to say that she would also probably dream of that outfit. She heard STORIES about Leia Organa, man. Has seen exactly one holo of her looking Flawless. And is a bite-sized bisexual.

Ben Solo's mom has got it going on.

Anyway, she laughs, turning from Han to see the LOOK ON BEN'S FACE. Oh god it's fantastic. It's so fantastic that she forgets herself and reaches out to put her hand on his knee in reassurance and, through amused tears, offers — ]

You've heard this before, haven't you? [ With this family, you never know. ] She strangled him while she was naked. [ She looks back at Han. ] Or practically, I suppose. It's the only story about Leia Organa that people will trade for free on Jakku. [ For both salacious reasons and 'free the slaves' reasons. ]

[ Man its almost like Ben is a product of all the things that attract Rey.

almost.

And the hand on his knee nearly makes him jump-- but he remembers himself and try to stay still and hope his dad hasn't noticed. Like his father is a fucking T-Rex or some shit-- ]

I've heard it from Luke-- He's the one who like's to tell the story the most.

[ Han just rolls his eyes because for the first decade or so of Ben's life, EVERYTIME Luke came over he retold the entire story. THE ENTIRE STORY.

'With sound effects.' ]

And imitations.

[ Which is something else Luke is weirdly good at. Though, Threepio always butted in to provide more accurate sounds and dialogues. And generally get yelled at by the entire family.

Why didn't they just leave him on Degobah or some other Force-forsaken planet? ]

[ Rey opens her mouth to continue this ROLLICKING TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, but it's officially been Hours. Just assume there were more of those stories and you can see how it would have taken hours.

Han's eyes start to journey down Rey's extended arm towards where her hand rests when Chewie trills from the cockpit for help. Jerked out of his increasing awareness, Han gets to his feet and pats a hand on the table.

'You two buckle up.'

And he disappears back into the cockpit. Rey turns to Ben. ]

Sorry.

[ She has probably heard about waking up with BENS FOOT IN HIS FACE AND RUNNING AROUND NAKED--

Dear god wait i hope not. For Ben's sake.

But there had been full on Red Alarms going up in Ben's head when his father's eyes had spotted

The Knee touch.

It's like when you're trying to assemble that fucking silver monkey on legends of the hidden temple and YOU KNOW THE FUCKING NATIVES ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK YOU BUT U JUST CANT GET IT TO WORK RIGHT. by god i hope you get that references to 90's nickelodeon or I am sounding like an insane woman rn.

But he was sweating some real bullets there.

Once Han leaves Ben is just going to take this chance to reach down and lace his fingers over hers. ]

For what?

[ DARTH VADER? FOOTSIE???? TALKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER BEING NAKED??????????? THE KNEE TOUCH?????????????????????? ]

That stuff about your mother.

[ She turns her hand over to facilitate the lacing of their fingers, savoring the touch. His warmth seems like a scarce resource now, borrowed in between family interaction. ]

You looked uncomfortable.

[ But she was committed by the time she noticed just how uncomfortable. She tries to make up for it now with — ]

I'm sure you'd look good wrestling a hutt naked too.

[ He just-- huffs out a laugh and pulls her hand to his mouth to press his lips there. They'll have to suffer through stolen moments like this. ]

You enjoyed yourself. [ And he is really used to every "your mama" joke and comment being made ever. Hopefully young Ben Solo never played XBox live tbh. ] And no one wants to see me wrestle a hutt naked.

[ -------------------------------------

Rey does tho. Clearly. ]

I wouldn't mind it.

[ She says this with a wicked hint of amusement in her eyes. And now she's seen it and can easily picture it, thanks. Boy has abs for days. She disentangles her hand from his while it's up at his mouth and drags her thumb across his lower lip. It marks her consideration, a lingering and possessive touch that lingers on the familiarity she has with his naked body.

Speaking of which — and because she suspects she knows the answer — ]

Is there something else you think I should be apologizing for?

the burden of the only single disney princess

UP POPS A MASS OF RED CURLY HAIR "OCH! EXCUUUSE ME FOR HAVIN' SUITORS I DIDNAE CHOOSE!!!"

ALRIGHT FINE SECOND SINGLE PRINCESS

YOU MADE ME LOOK UP THIS SHIT FOR LUKES TEMPLE AS A PUNISHMENT

rescues you

U CAN'T SAVE ME FROM MYSELF

true but i can save you from luke's temple headcanons

Better start looking up names now.

go invent a whole planet nai

Look. I had to invent a world for Disney-academy. AU ALL OF DISNEY TO EXIST ALL AT ONCE IM DONE

but luke's temple

https://principalmouse.dreamwidth.org/3549.html D O N E

THAT'S PROBABLY NOT WHERE THE JEDI TEMPLE IS

UH. IT COULD BE. DISNEY OWNS LUKE SO

I MEAN, GRANTED. it could be a kingdom hearts level with star wars characters

I mean. LBR Luke would know Mickey because he's just about as helpful as mickey

i'm so sorry for this tag but you deserved it for mickey!luke

I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.

it's true but here it is anyway

DONT MAKE ME BRING THREEPIO INTO THIS, (EDIT AFTER WRITING COMMENT: Whoops i did)

my favorite ...

me and ruthi need to educate you

i WAS BEING SARCASTIC I HATE THREEPIO also i got your hidden temple reference dw

Good. Really they should just kill threepio in the next movie Everyone just Shrugs

he earned his survival in 'the courtship of princess leia' and i can't rightfully wish him dead now