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Kylo Ren
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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it took me a while but i moved horatio from laying on my arm to answer this and hes no pleased
Feels it.
Like, at first he's confused because he's fairly good at Shutting his dick down when he's around Chewie and Han. A defense mechanism in never wanting to be caught with his hand on his dick, so he's just "No, you're not supposed to be awake". And then he realizes that desire, that arousal-- is not from him.
And he's flushing red because this is feeling way too perverse and intimate. He feels her hands skim across her skin like it was his own, the way her breath catches in her throat. And the only thing that saves him from boner town is this is way too surreal for him at this moment to even think of getting a chub. He's thinking of trying to find a way to just shut this bond down at least for a little bit when he remembers Chewie going down the hall and--
Well, before he can even comprehend what his feet are doing he's down the hall and rushing to-- ]
Chewie!
[ Chewie's just about to approach the door and is looking at Ben like "the fuck? Why you so fukkin red dumbass??? Did you go out in the sun again or something???" ]
Dad needs you in the cockpit. He won't let me touch the panels.
[ Which Chewie just accepts as truth because it is the truth. Han hated to let his son pilot anything in front of him and lord can only imagine what his reaction would be for him to try and do anything with the Falcon. So off Chewbacca goes giving Ben a short noise of affection and reaching out to fuck up his hair. Great.
And.... Ben is going to let a few long moments pass before he slowly approaches the door to the bunks and leans against it. Head tipped towards the ceiling. Hoping his father is too distracted by coordinating for the jump into hyperspace to notice his son is missing. ]
It's none of my business--[ He'll start there, speaking evenly and hoping Rey can hear him ] -- But you should do that in the shower. The room will smell like you otherwise.
[ They already know this shit is inappropriate but you know. At least HAN won't give her a Look. Just mortify her ben
And we all know how well Rey and masturbating in showers goes. ]
it was worth it, horatio
It all crystalizes a moment later. A humiliating moment later, to be sure, because there's a distinct moment during which she hears the low timber of his voice and it gets her closer. The shower? Her breath comes out in a huff as she tries to figure out what he's getting at through the haze of her arousal.
Her fingers are slick with her own fluids, and their stillness against her folds is somehow more frustrating than her earlier efforts to deny herself. She'd been so close. So close, until he came. Why did he come? Why did he know?
Oh, R'iia. She pulls the blanket around her and goes to the door, slick glistening on the hand that clutches the blanket closed at her chest as she opens the door. Her brow furrowed, she opens the door and leans on the frame and โ
Her face is red. Sweat sticks to it in a fine sheen, and she looks either groggy or dazed. Some combination, maybe. ]
You could feel it?
[ Her voice is small. Not sheepish, quite, but exploratory and careful. ]
I reward u with this icon again
Oh god she's starting to smell like sex already.
Maybe he's just too attuned to her or-- ]
Yes. It's the bond.
[ He's. Not sure. WHich part of her is okay to look at and No part of her is okay to look at right now. And her hand is shining and-- shit fuck him. He reaches out to grab her shoulders and turns her around so he can march her to the refresher which is blissfully Right There. ]
I can give you privacy.
[ Kill him. Kill him. KILL. HIM. THIS WAS ALL HYPOTHETICAL. NOW ITS SWEATY AND RED AND POUTY LIPS AND SHINING HANDS AND SEX SMELLING AND STARING HIM IN THE FACE LIKE "Please Ben Solo, kiss me while you fuck me with your fingers, you're my only hope" ]
bless
Maybe it is. Had he known about that? Had he felt that too? Was it an intrusion, invasive to borrow his likeness in that way?
His hands settle on bare shoulders and he marches her for the refresher. She tries not to savor the warmth of his skin on her skin. She huffs out anyway. ]
Believe me, I don't need it now.
[ She looks over her shoulder at him. Like, this interruption is pretty cockblock-y, dude. ]
Would you stop shoving me around?
[ This is perhaps more snappish than it needs to be, but he doesn't get to ice her out last night and start steering her around this morning and think it won't bother her. Bickering in a sheet in the hallway is a poor choice. Han and Chewie might be charting their course and getting them set for lightspeed, but not forever. ]
I don't need you to teach me about this, believe it or not.
Prepare yourself for this. 1/2
Which is exemplified by him flushing darker when she implies him teaching her and-- ]
That wasn't my intention.
[ Killhimkillhimkillhim. She's getting snappy and he's now mortified. And also hoping that he's holding back the pure stream of smut going through his mind because he's now fairly sure he's becoming the pervert here--
'Ben. You've been awfully---'
oh.
There's his father.
Kill. Him. ]
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You saw I was busy with maintenance and Rey didn't want to be disturbed.
[ There's a long tense moment where he feels his will battling with his father's. Luke had cautioned him and the other students about this technique, that it could backfire spectatcularly if you didn't have the certainty of will and intention to match whomever you tried it on. It was best to only use it on the weak-willed.
But his desire to protect Rey and himself from this bullshit is strong. Stronger than he thought.
Han blinks and repeats.
'You're working on maintenance, and it sounds like Rey doesn't want to be disturbed.'
Ben's shoulders untense slightly. In disbelief and relief. ]
You should go help Chewie in the cockpit.
[ 'I should go help Chewie in the cockpit.'
And with that, Han is walking away.
And Ben... may be shaking slightly because this is the most confusing time of his Goddamn Life. If she lets him leave he's...
Gonna go straight to that couch to die.
Of a confusing boner and being scared shitless and also completely resolved to protect Rey all at once.
It's a lot. ]
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What did you do?
[ She grabs his arm. Yep, with That Hand. ]
Ben, what did you just do?
[ YOU CAN'T ??? SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS ??? BY CONTROLLING YOUR DAD'S MIND ??/ ]
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Jedi mind trick. [ He's saying that with complete shame right now because what the fuck was he doing with his life. DID HE REALLY JUST DO THAT TO HIS FATHER. REY PLEASE LET GO OF HIS ARM SO HE CAN LIE ON THE COUCH IN SHAME AND MORTIFICATION AND PROBABLY CRY A BIT AS HE IMAGINES HIS MOTHER DISOWNING HIM. ] Never done it before now.
[ Man I hope snoke has a fresh batch of popcorn to this fucking circus right now. He's definitely watching and eating it like MJ. ]
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Why?
[ She's trying not to sound as uncomfortable as she feels. He's not a monster. They are not monsters. But if Han ever figured out what Ben had just done, surely it would reinforce his belief that they were. ]
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You would have been punished for my mistake.
[ He should have well enough left her alone once he'd re-routed Chewie. But he was a dumbass. Again. Always. Shit this is his fault for his inability to adult correctly. HE REALLY IS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS???? AND THIS IS EVEN WORSE BECAUSE ITS IN FRONT OF REY WHO JUST THINKS HES THIS AMAZING JEDI AND HE'S GOING TO CRY BECAUSE HES A WEAKWILLED ASSHOLE. ]
I'll leave you alone.
[ To judge him in peace and quiet and look at everyone just jumping into these conclusions like ball pits. Rey would you like to join the jump to conclusion ball pit as well???? ]
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[ There's something pitchy and defensive in her voice when she says that. Why the hell does everyone on this ship think they know what's best for her, without any input from her at all? They're well-meaning, and she loves them dearly after just two days, but it's unbelievable how quick they are to try to make choices for her. ]
What mistake? What do you mean punished? Whatโ [ She sputters this out. ] Don't you dare leave. You're going to stay here and talk to me about what just happened, Ben.
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Ben, for his part, doesnโt budge when she says that. Like a goddamn magic spell. Gg Rey ]
Chewie was about to walk in on youโ I stopped him and I should have walked away. [ instead of trying to be โโโโhelpfulโโโโ. Also donโt mind the fact that heโs still bright fucking red right now. ] If Dad catches us together right under his nose like this, heโll probably seperate us. [ Ah. There. He found the self reflection to admit he doesnโt want to be separated from her. Even if sheโs underage and STILL HOLDING HIM WITH THAT MASTURBATION HAND AND not being helpful for his self control.
She understood him. She didnโt think he was a time bomb. He didnโt have to sit there and justify his want to learn more about the force or how to use it or the fact that his family fucked up big time. And now heโs just feeling like a jack ass for using it in such a blatantly selfish way. ]
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This, probably, would be worse to stumble upon. But she can't help it. She can't articulate what it means to her that he'd done that, given how last night had gone. It's awful, really awful, yet it means everything to her. His fear of his father's reaction was grappling genuinely with his affection for her โ last night, that fear had won. Today it was a little more even. He'd fought back, not quite confronting it, but asserting her importance all the same.
She mattered to someone in this damned galaxy.
More to the point, 'separate us' here means leaving her behind probably. There's an easy way to be rid of this issue, and it's to remove her from the equation. It's not hard to see that. Preventing their separation also ensures her safety with them. ]
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Heโ very very delicatelyโ wraps his arms around her. Trying to like. Keep it all on the blanket. Plz. ]
I didnโt mean to scare you.
[ and he had and he felt like a fucking trash heap monster. ] Iโm sorry.
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[ Rey insists this like it's her job to reassure him in this moment. Obviously, he felt threatened or frightened or โ or something had made him think that Han would do it, but Rey chooses to believe otherwise. She has to. ]
Han wouldn't turn me away because of this. You don't have to be afraid.
[ She keeps clinging to him despite this. ]
No one's going to separate us.
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If he thought I was pushing you naked into the shower he'd probably want us on separate ships to Luke's temple. [ ---actually worse yet. ] And then tell both my mother and Luke about it.
[ They were skirting a delicate line of right now this stays between everyone on this ship.
Naked shower pushing would not.
And... now that he is hugging her. He finds he doesn't want to let go. Which is... Probably gonna be an issue. Given her state of dress... but... ]
Have you been out of atmo before?
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[ A flicker of a smile touches her lips, shy still, shaken by what had just happened. She's not ready to go back to normalcy and ease quite yet. There's so much there. ]
What would happen if your mother or Skywalker found out?
[ Something furrows in her brow. She recalls the sense that was coming across the bond, from his mind, just before Han interrupted them. It's โฆ puzzling. In general, Ben's feelings aren't quite adding up for her. She doesn't know what to make of him, so she just says โ ]
Couldn't you just correct them? You don't ... [ feel that way. ] It's not like that.
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Luke will understand more than my mother. Her feelings on the Force are a bit more complicated. [ Hello, my name is Leia Organa and my father tortured me. And watched my home planet and my Actual father blown to an asteroid field. I have some issues with the Force. ] Either way, the story my father would relay wouldn't put a great spin on it.
[ 'AND SHE WAS ABOUT TO KISS HIM STRAIGHT ON THE LIPS. IN MY SHIP. I'M NOT READY TO BE A GRANDFATHER.' ]
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[ She's riding that line hard now, feeling oddly like she is cornering him with it when in actuality she is just searching for the truth. So far, he has given her an inconsistent impression. He has corrected his father, but wanted to be close to her. He has whispered about kissing her, then gone cold and accepted without complaint her separation from him for the night. ]
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MAYBE....
HIS DAD IS A LITTLE JUSTIFIED. ]
My family kept the fact that my grandfather was Darth Vader from me for 24 years of my life. They're... protective. [ And now he's realizing she could misinterpret that as Her being an issue. Which it's not about her really. ] And they'll over react because I haven't-- [ ?????????????????? Now he's feeling even more lame. And... also realizing that- saying this kind of... makes it ... a Thing Thing?????????? Oh no. ] -- been involved with anyone. So they blow things out of proportion.
[ Like-- he's not sure if this is a thing. Or if she wants it to be a thing... or if HE wants it to be a thing. But. Like. He doesn't want to be apart from her. and he almost let her kiss him and
This is really. Hard. He thought he was smarter than this tbh. ]
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Right.
[ That still feels like a non-answer. Obviously he doesn't want to get into it, for whatever reason. ]
I'm sorry about before. I didn't know that you'd โฆ feel that.
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but yeah no he's a big virgin. Watch out rey. He's gotta kill you to keep his streak going.
He just-- NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT HIM AND TALKING ABOUT IT- No Ben. No. You can't just take her in the refresher and solve this issue quickly. NO. Like. Especially because she didn't actually Confirm this was a thing. She just Acknowledged that this arrangement is awkward for them
I fucking hate you. DIE A VIRGIN. ]
It's fine. Now we know. [ And knowledge isn't even a quarter of this battle. JusT KISS HER YOU DUMBSHIT. ] You should get dressed and come to the cock pit.
[ Or change subjects so you stop thinking about fucking her in the shower. that works too. ]
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[ Her brow furrows, dissatisfied with this reply. She's not letting him slip out of it that quickly. ]
At least, I don't know about you, but I'm not fine with it. [ 'It' here being the implied vow of celibacy they should both obviously take where they don't touch themselves for risk of putting the other in a compromising position OR making the other realize that they are having some private time alone. ]
What should we ... do? It can't just be fine that that happens all the time. I mean, should we warn each other?
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You can narrow the connection so your thoughts and feelings don't transmit as easily. [ He won't add that he had to start learning how to do that more and more around her age for.
The same(ish) reasons. (Thank gOD??? Leia couldn't feel it as vividly as he just had but....) ] It's the same as everything else I've taught you. Quieting your mind and imagining yourself closing it off.
[ Or just grab his dick Rey. Or sit on his face. ]
the world's shortest tag for emphasis
[ Rey's just a girl standing in front of a boy asking how he masturbates. ]
can you hear ben solo screaming internally from galaxies away?
yes
Dear Rey. U r still naked.
she sure is
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
there are many things she could do about it be careful what u wish 4
DO. SOMETHING. ABOUT IT. (FYI My mom called me in the middle of this tag to talk about saving money)
you asked for this
I did. It's wonderful.
they made it so long
Only because Ben Solo was being an actual good boy but the force and rey got him fucked up
he MIND CONTROLLED HIS DAD
I said **WAS** BEING A GOOD BOY
WELL IT DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH
HOW LONG WOULD LONG ENOUGH HAVE BEEN (4-5 years)
don't be ridiculous we don't have that kind of time
WELL THEN HOW LONG
SHRUGS
this is all according to your keikaku fukkin admit it.
i mean i did once play yagami light
sCREAMS. THROWS POTATO CHIPS AT YOU
eats them slowly
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excuse me as i abuse every light saber icon
this is why you uploaded them right
yes along with the soaking wet force hand
~symbolism~
thank you rian for these not blatant images.
he is a very subtle filmmaker
avert your eyes.
"lol they're dead bitch!!!" yells about that mental image
And then jumping around on the bunk screaming "YOU JUST GOT CUM DUMPSTER'D"
BETWEEN THIS AND 'SEPARATE BUT EQUAL WAYS' I JUST
Look, the only advantage of being black is making race jokes that make whit e folk uncomfortable.
YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I NEED OT BREATHE
Clears throat. Leans into microphone. Omelette du Fromage
don't you bring spongebob squarepants into this
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Tifa???????????????
CRIES LOUDLY MAKE IT STOP
wait. didn't it take three and a half days in the other au? IT TOOK TWO AND A HALF HERE SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is where DJ Kahled enters: YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
counter: it was oral it only half counts they still have time
True. And they didn't have sweaty Fighting time which is a different kind of virginity for them
exactly
Know Iโm writing this in the toys section of wal Mart rn
a perfect place for child pornography
the disney princesses looked on like: At least it isn't us this time
save them
From their sexless existences? Gladly.
THEY NEED LIKE 5 YEARS OK 5 YEARS TO GROW
LOL. To be honest I really only did regular smut with Elsa. She's a BIKE
the burden of the only single disney princess
UP POPS A MASS OF RED CURLY HAIR "OCH! EXCUUUSE ME FOR HAVIN' SUITORS I DIDNAE CHOOSE!!!"
ALRIGHT FINE SECOND SINGLE PRINCESS
YOU MADE ME LOOK UP THIS SHIT FOR LUKES TEMPLE AS A PUNISHMENT
rescues you
U CAN'T SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
true but i can save you from luke's temple headcanons
Better start looking up names now.
go invent a whole planet nai
Look. I had to invent a world for Disney-academy. AU ALL OF DISNEY TO EXIST ALL AT ONCE IM DONE
but luke's temple
https://principalmouse.dreamwidth.org/3549.html D O N E
THAT'S PROBABLY NOT WHERE THE JEDI TEMPLE IS
UH. IT COULD BE. DISNEY OWNS LUKE SO
I MEAN, GRANTED. it could be a kingdom hearts level with star wars characters
I mean. LBR Luke would know Mickey because he's just about as helpful as mickey
i'm so sorry for this tag but you deserved it for mickey!luke
I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.
it's true but here it is anyway
DONT MAKE ME BRING THREEPIO INTO THIS, (EDIT AFTER WRITING COMMENT: Whoops i did)
my favorite ...
me and ruthi need to educate you
i WAS BEING SARCASTIC I HATE THREEPIO also i got your hidden temple reference dw
Good. Really they should just kill threepio in the next movie Everyone just Shrugs
he earned his survival in 'the courtship of princess leia' and i can't rightfully wish him dead now
I will always wish him dead. Take him instead of anyone else JJ
i mean touchรฉ
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HORATIO JUST SNEEZED IN MY FACE AS I WAS TAGGING THIS
A PERFECT ANIMAL
Not as perfect as the Velociraptor which just stole Athena's bed
velociraptor ??? ?
https://i.imgur.com/EM0CNWh.jpg
WHAT EVEN
I got a raptor. Obviously.
ill advised
Better than a gun.
is it tho
I mean. At least it's harder for me to bring into a school??? also wow star wars name generator thx
i was prepared to accept that you just made that up
apparently thereโs a dude at my new job who says thereโs a Star Wars planet close to my name....
... does he mean niima outpost, on jakku?
Either that or a place called โKho Naiโ or the Lanai or a character called Kuma Nai
oh man it's Old Old Sith planet too
my #aesthetic.
a long tag
I'm so happy to be on this rowana journey. Someone make a movie about her and not bobafuckingfett
ikr this is the character maeve's actress deserved
I want a story about the start of the rebellion with that cute mixed girl with red hair
enfys something something ??? yes
NO MORE DARTH MAUL OR BOBA WHO THE FUCK CARES. More LADIES
please nothing but ladies for ten solid years
and then men will blame women for ruining star wars again ig
that's fine
they should really just watch gay porn. I think that would satisfy them
they'd probably still bitch about the women
KMT deleted her Instagram and I hate this world
straight up fuck every star wars fuckboy and purity crusader
:,( her dressed as a porg posts were so pure.
her everything was so pure why did ppl ruin it
because they are scared of vaginas
tru
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Be prepared for the most hilarious twist
s-so unexpected
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https://literaldumpsterfire.dreamwidth.org/927.html?thread=671#cmt671 For u as I get back to tags
OH GOOD PORGS
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I had to get a full nights rest to enter back into this shit
understandable
Lets count how many tags it takes before I try to justify this shit in bracket text to ease my guilt
places my bets on 2 tags
I thought it would happen this tag, but it didn't.
me, this whole tag: yikes yikes yikes
SHIT YOU WERE RIGHT.
commits to hell with this tag i guess
someone save child bride rey
please anyone
ur not allowed to plead YOU ASKED FOR THIS.
puts face in hands as i go hard into the underage thing
you are complicit in this debauchery.
i'm going to hell
don't worry. Hell is run by cats. And considering all the ones i've saved we'll be vips
this is a compelling argument and i'm fine with it now
our rooms will be reylo themed tbqh. And we can have devil horns
my office already is reylo themed am i in hell
I had to go to church and confess and then pray for forgiveness
i should do that
God has already informed me we have left his light.
he right tho
Me with every tag:: What did i get myself into?
a big ol' mess
Luke is gonna say the exact same shit we know it.
i'm constantly like leans back from computer @ this thread, so same luke
This thread is testing me. I have to pause and just. Squint.
if you have an unhealthy codependent relationship and you know it clap your hands
EVERY REYLO VERSE CLAPS THEIR HANDS HARD
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