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Kylo Ren
The protein shakes, where are they?
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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name. naima
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Also theres the ice dress— rey just have a Lot of things to deal with re: Elsa
She’s just gonna get a full serving of ben solo dick right now that she didnt know she wanted. Maybe she needs to stay on jakku just so she can have the masturbation session she really deserves right now.
Instead, he finally lets go of her arm with a nod and starts plucking at the clothes on the floor and getting them back on.
Dont worry. His pants are super tight per Solo tradition. So he is gonna have to hop like a mad man to get those puppies on to his wet
Slick
Skin.
Sorry. Too much fun torturing teenagers who shove their asses in Ben Solo’s face rn. ]
there's a lot to unpack with elsa on her own that i hadn't thought about apparently
And like, she knows she's staring, and she still can't help but stare. Her skin should, logically, feel cool on account of the wet skin and the warm air. Instead it feels warmer than it had in the basin. She takes a few seconds to even recognize that she, too, should be getting dressed. And then she's playing catch-up.
Her pants aren't even that tight and she's surprised by how difficult wet skin makes things. They really have to be peeled onto her bare thighs, and her shirt gets stuck around her shoulder blades when she starts wrestling it on, proving difficult to unfold.
There's no way her process is as alluring as what she witnessed him doing. And, like, it was effortless on his part, and she just feels … clumsy, by comparison. Awkward. And she remains keenly aware that her underwear are dingy and old and a little loose. ]
We'll probably dry off on the walk.
[ She says this because his dad might … ask questions. And she fully intends to avoid them. But then she realizes that side-stepping his dad's questions might read as trying to obscure something when obviously there's nothing ??? It's very strange. ]
It’s all good. The creators didn’t put that much thought in it as well. It’s just us Rpers tha
Vest is thrown on and: ] Even if we didn’t— I’d say I fell in the water tank and you had to save me.
[ read her thoughts??? Or obvious conclusion?????
Belt hooked around his waist now and he shoves his gloves back into a pocket. Eye gear is slung around his forearm and then he’s left with his cowl. A cursory glance to make sure she’s finished dressing over his shoulder and once she is he’ll walk over and proffer his head and neck while also offering the cowl. U seemed super particular about how he wore it before Rey. Surely you have no issues helping him again.
With his dripping hair and long pale neck. ]
story of fan life
That's around the time she decides that she's a pervert, no better than those who come here to trade in skin. Ben can obviously hold it together in her presence. He's not gawking. She's the one who Han should be worried about. She feels oddly guilty about that, and so she pulls her fingers back the second she's done tucking his cowl. ]
There. You're fine. [ She clears her throat and starts wrapping her arms. She's surprisingly dextrous, even with her non-dominant hand, and there are no mishaps. ] Do you want to carry the lines or the injector?
Either way. It all lines up to rey pulling at elsas dress and cape like “this extra mfer”
Also. Speaking of totally appropriate. Don’t mind as he circles around behind her and starts pulling at her hair into a loose plait. He’s not gonna redo those buns, but it’s better if her hair dries in a protective style rather than just hanging loose as it is.
No he doesn’t ask permission. They’re ~connected~ ]
Which ever is heavier.
[ carries entire ship out of desert for rey tbh. ]
a dress made of ice seems highly impractical, you can't deny it
That's true of a lot of this thing she shares with him. She should stop him, maybe. Pull away. But she can't bring herself to when she has been starved for this kind of contact for so long. The simple affection he shows her makes her want to cry with relief. ]
You don't have to do that.
[ She offers this stubbornly. ]
Carry the lines. You're tall enough; they'll be less awkward for you than me.
[ A good compromise, she thinks. This is not about underselling the strength that either of them possess. ]
Uh. More practical for removing it easily. Perfect fit. Extra as hell. Also who needs undies
Ready when you are.
good news they've almost made it as long as arranged marriage
She leaves it at that — for her dignity as much as anything else. She's not quite equipped for that conversation. She hardly knows what to say. And so she's silent until they arrive at the opening to get out of the ship, at which point she passes the injector off to him to climb out, then leans over the edge to take the parts from him so he can get out too. ]
I’m really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Don’t worry. Ben Solo exists to simply ruin the mood. ]
The second part of the vision— that was Luke’s temple.
[ Hence his intense overbearing worry for his Uncle and completely missing Rey’s Thirst for his dick. ]
Re: I’m really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
It's not the future, Ben.
[ It can't be. She doesn't know why she knows that, but … in her bones, she's sure. ]
Oh no. You pulled an Ellie. Now I am sure Ellifa is canon
I know. [ and he does. He felt it too. It wasn’t a premonition. Just like the lift wasn’t. Or that red room. ] It doesn’t mean that danger has passed.
[ insert some way out of date joke about ben being the one who knocks or some shit. Idk. Look I’m typing on mobile now that’s the quality of rp to expect from me atm.
He presses his mouth together before following after her. At the very least his long gangly form is good for following her like a goddamn wookie. Time to head back to the stupid goddamn Falcon. ]
OH NO BECAUSE I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE?? rey's doing her best ok
[ Something tells her that if the danger is there, they shouldn't assume Skywalker doesn't know about it. If anything, they should assume he does, and he knew what he was doing in sending Ben away. For his own protection, maybe. Acting impulsively on his fear that Luke might be in danger could put Luke in danger so easily. ]
I know that you want to help. I know that you want answers. But how do we know we aren't going to lead whatever this is right to his temple?
WHAT EVER YOU SAY ELLIFA. And look Ben is a good soft boy. CRACK HIM GIRL
I'll get back to you on that tonight, after we get into space and my dad and Chewie are asleep. [ --he's really got to think about this and you know the other thing hindering him-- ] It's way too hot to think straight out here.
[ Seriously Rey. How the fuck do you do this? ]
ben: tonight, after [...] my dad and chewie are sleep / rey: WE GONNA DO IT ???
She laughs at him, though, when he points out the real hindrance. ]
At least it's a dry heat.
[ She's never been in a wet heat, she realizes, but it's what they say here. It could be worse is really what it means. A little bit of optimism, a little bit of affection for the desert. It's a complicated sentiment, her feelings for this barren place. ]
Come on. [ She claps his shoulder and joins him in climbing the steep hill back to the Falcon. ]
I swear to god rey. kiss him and touch his dick and make doe eyes. He's done. ILLEGALLY DONE
The Falcon is almost a welcome sight.
Chewie and Han's teasing calls to him once they board will not be welcome. Not at all. He will not respond to any taunt with more than a grunt. You know what this means.
Naima gets to write more Han taking the piss at Ben and his dumb good looks.
Dear Chewie and Han, Ben's dick is in danger. Grave danger of being touched.
'So, heard you offered the girl a spot on the crew, you guys planning a wedding?'
Y I K E S.
I'm sorry. I just didn't wanna leave you with some weak ass tag. I had to write some BULLSHIT.
Ben is just ducking his head as he heads up the ramp and trying TO NOT feel flustered at that comment. Fortunately blushing is hard when you are already sweating and hot as HELL.
Chewie responds for him, chastising Han for being too lewd.
'I'm just sayin', might as well make her a part of the family.'
................... Honestly Rey really is at this point in actual canon so Han may have a legit point there. ]
there you see her sitting there across the way
[ This, she offers curtly. It's a sore spot. Han gets a Look for it from both her and, once she's said as much, Chewie. At least it means she leaves out the bit about how he's not selling this family as a great surrogate in the first place, either. Or maybe it's because it hits too close to home, because she wants that, that she bristles so much against it.
She shoves the fuel injector into Han's arms. ]
Here's your parts.
[ Han looks a little chastised by the fact that she has thus corrected him AND provided what he didn't have available to get them off this damn planet. He reassures himself that he would have figured it out, but no one here will be fooled by that, so it doesn't even bother coming out aloud. Besides, she hasn't told him that he wouldn't have. It's only obvious. ]
Well?
[ 'Well what?' ]
Are you going to offer me a spot on your crew?
[ He hems and haws and chokes on that, and looks over at Chewie who just
laughs. ]
That's what I thought. And I don't want to marry you, either. [ She shoulders past and heads for the lounge, pulling off her goggles and removing her protective cowl. It's done the job to keep the sun off, but once it's gone, it's obvious that her hair is … well, Ben's work.
At least they're both dry. ]
DONT YOU EVEN BRING THIS SONG INTO IT.
No.
Just no, bro. Do not.
Ben's just already shoved his haul into Chewie's arms and is Not Acknowledging any of this. Which Han isn't sure if that should worry him more or less, but. It's time to get back to work.
And Ben Solo.
Well he nearly heads straight for the shower, but he'll wait until later in the night. Because A) He'll probably get roped into helping again and just get dirty again, B) Han will give him more shit, C) That means it will be right before he and Rey have their Midnight Sleep Over and Doing Each Other's Nails session.
All good reasons.
In the mean time he's heading to the lounge as well to throw his cowl back into Han's bunk and shake out his boots, because Sand. It's coarse and gets everywhere. A glance over to Rey and he'll nod off to where the tiny refresher is located (also wow just saw solo and I am like where the fuck is that huge bunk and room with the closet????????????????) ]
There's a mirror in there if you want to fix your hair.
[ He doesn't trust himself to recreate that. Three-bun thing she had going on. And like he views that work as a messy braid at best. Not up to Leia Organa Standards. ]
SHE DON'T GOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER
Ben's offer surprises her. She lifts her head, searching him, and then scans the immediate area for Han and Chewie. She really doesn't want to hear more of that. Once she's sure they aren't here to provide color commentary — ]
It's fine like this.
[ She offers him a muted smile, no less excitable for how shy it is. ]
But thanks.
Don't make me start reciting "Won't say I'm in love" to you I wiLl DO IT.
Fuck him she's really cute. And like AT LEAST HE'S NOT KYLO REN AMOUNT OF REPRESSED. But he's not sure what to do with this information because his father and chewie aRE RIGHT THERE.
That's right. It's not wet slippery slick underage body that does it for Ben, but that smile she gives him. I have read nothing more ben solo than that sentiment right there. ]
It's not my best work.
[ DeFlect feelings with Terrible Jokes. How Han of him. But the momentary fluster isn't enough to distract him from the fact that they only get a few short moments alone before Han starts screaming at him to lift some sort of tubing or what not.
So, a short huff of breath, before he continues digging this hole deeper. ]
You're okay? After what happened?
[ It's been a weirdly exhilarating, exhausting, and erotic(????????????????) couple of days so far. But he is referring to the water tank of sin. ]
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY BUT YOU'RE DYING TO TRY
[ She puts it together and flushes slightly, averting her gaze. Better if she doesn't think about what he looked like mostly naked just now. His clothes fit properly again, and that means they don't have to examine it. She wouldn't mind a few minutes along to examine it, actually, but she's choosing to put that far from her mind right now. ]
Yeah. It was a lot, but … It was worth it. [ Being close to him was worth it. She looks at him again, wetting her lips, and— ] I can't remember the last time I saw that much water all at once.
[ So, yes, showers not a frequent occurrence for scavengers. ]
you know the fuck what. I was gonna not do this thing in this tag but I did because of YOUR SINGING
THOUGH THERE'S.
A THING HE'D LIKE TO ADDRESS. He'll step closer this time, unknowingly making a dangerous situation in Rey's panties. ]
I snapped at you earlier. It wasn't fair.
[ Like, really. She didn't. She couldn't possibly know why he was so Grumpy about the Jedi when there were a million circumstances that she'd never be privy to.
He reaches forward and wraps his fingers to hers before kissing her knuckles briefly. Like, she tried to brush it off before. This is her punishment. She deserves this. ]
I'm sorry
GO ON AND KISS DE GIRL
Is this a thing people do ?? Does he know where her hands have been today ?? It's … so … stupidly … romantic. ]
You don't have to apologize. [ She won't say it's nothing, but she will say that it's not worth apologizing over. ] We all have our demons. I kept poking at yours.
WOW HE DID. YOUR TURN TO KISS THE FROG REY.
[ Grab his collar. And show him how well you'd like to get along Rey.
'Ben! We need an extra hand here!'
Ben just.
Makes a face. ]
Yeah, I'm coming!
[ Of course they're not hassling Rey. JFC she could probably take a long hot shower and lounge in the main hold all day and Han wouldn't complain.
Well, he'd complain, but complain in a way that made it obvious he wasn't doing anything about it because he actually thought she deserved the rest. Ben knows Han wants her on this ship. He imagines if she suddenly left Han would like. Act like he didn't care.
And then probably try to sneak out and find out WHY SHE SUDDENLY LEFT. AND THEN LECTURE HER ABOUT IT. AND ABOUT HOW HE DIDNT WANT HER TO COME ALONG. Basically just be super Han Solo about it and Ben is saving everyone some trouble.
He gives her a look like, "i gotta go get that"-- really she's free to gather herself for a few minutes while he just gets screamed at about how to properly hold a fitting.
I mean. It's gonna be prime ben solo ass in those pants tho hour. ]
wow!!! he's not a frog
And for that reason, she's not actually aching to stop him and kiss him or to seize upon this opportunity. He's undeniably attractive, but this intimacy they've fallen into is equally satisfying. The need to make a sudden turn just isn't there. But strangely, she's also becoming more aware that it's altogether likely that they'll slip into that sexual intimacy just as easily.
So for now, she gives him the nod of understanding to go after his father. She doesn't follow right away. Instead, she takes the opportunity to get to know the ship, heading up to the cockpit to familiarize herself better with it. She's seen it before, of course. Helped Unkar Plutt take inventory of it. Looking at it as a home, as a thing to be lived in, is entirely different.
Eventually she does make her way down to where they're installing the new fuel system, but when she does, she hovers quietly and observes. She still feels like an outsider when they're in a group. ]
holds up shiny new Solo knowledge motherfuckers
Okay, he's a little less in denial then that but. He's definitely not expecting her to grab him and kiss her or to feel like sex is just a natural Next Step. He's still working on the premise of he's "too old" and she isn't gonna look at him that way. Like, he told her she didn't want to see him naked, she.... agreed???? Well she didn't deny it.
Whatever. He isn't thinking too hard about it. He's actually rolling around in the guts of the falcon, ass on prime display while his father occasionally starts spats based on the Right way to do things (which aren't right for the record. Han is just stubborn and OLD) while Chewbacca is off to the side making soft noises of "these mother fuckers"
Han gives Rey a nod when she enters this madness-- And he recognizes the look she gives. Yeah, he knows that feeling too, kid. He'll jut his chin, gesturing for her to move closer.
'Come on kid, we could use some experienced hands.'
Chewie trills an affirmative from behind Han and makes room for her. ]
i'm glad it gave us more to work with
The truest reason Kylo killed Han: HE GOT RID OF THE CAPE ROOM
SOMEONE HAD TO
what? Kill han? Yeah definitely. Had it coming.
NO YOU MONSTER
looks deeply into your eyes. Steps closer. I /am/ a monster. next time i'll get my shirt off
yells more!!!!!
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this fan fic brought to you by "ow, typing han trusts luke with his kids life" hurt me deeply.
GOD IT HURT SO MUCH WHY'D YOU GIVE ME THIS
you crave pain. I know it, JUST AS U DO
u rite ...
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wow how dare you use that icon.
visual aide for ben solo's focus
I dont have one of his dick. Just this
same thing
And Rey has grabbed that shit with vigor.
can't blame her
and now I almost tagged you with my memesock.
stop trying to make rey poly it's not going to happen
Look I can't judge rey if she wants to fuck dank memes
ykinmk
She's attracted to ben swolo/mr galaxywide. she wants the memes
cockblocks her from the memes
with the same timing as horatio laying across my body gg
he wants you to be trapped here for this
I took a picture and I will post it later today so you can see his kawaii hostage skills
i can't wait
but can rey wait for the D
no, and yet she must
AND YET YOU WERE SAYING IT'D HAPPEN A HUNDRED TAGS IN
instead all we have is fucked up surrealist dream bullshit, rip
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i got you this mistake
it took me a while but i moved horatio from laying on my arm to answer this and hes no pleased
it was worth it, horatio
I reward u with this icon again
bless
Prepare yourself for this. 1/2
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the world's shortest tag for emphasis
can you hear ben solo screaming internally from galaxies away?
yes
Dear Rey. U r still naked.
she sure is
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
there are many things she could do about it be careful what u wish 4
DO. SOMETHING. ABOUT IT. (FYI My mom called me in the middle of this tag to talk about saving money)
you asked for this
I did. It's wonderful.
they made it so long
Only because Ben Solo was being an actual good boy but the force and rey got him fucked up
he MIND CONTROLLED HIS DAD
I said **WAS** BEING A GOOD BOY
WELL IT DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH
HOW LONG WOULD LONG ENOUGH HAVE BEEN (4-5 years)
don't be ridiculous we don't have that kind of time
WELL THEN HOW LONG
SHRUGS
this is all according to your keikaku fukkin admit it.
i mean i did once play yagami light
sCREAMS. THROWS POTATO CHIPS AT YOU
eats them slowly
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excuse me as i abuse every light saber icon
this is why you uploaded them right
yes along with the soaking wet force hand
~symbolism~
thank you rian for these not blatant images.
he is a very subtle filmmaker
avert your eyes.
"lol they're dead bitch!!!" yells about that mental image
And then jumping around on the bunk screaming "YOU JUST GOT CUM DUMPSTER'D"
BETWEEN THIS AND 'SEPARATE BUT EQUAL WAYS' I JUST
Look, the only advantage of being black is making race jokes that make whit e folk uncomfortable.
YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I NEED OT BREATHE
Clears throat. Leans into microphone. Omelette du Fromage
don't you bring spongebob squarepants into this
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Tifa???????????????
CRIES LOUDLY MAKE IT STOP
wait. didn't it take three and a half days in the other au? IT TOOK TWO AND A HALF HERE SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is where DJ Kahled enters: YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
counter: it was oral it only half counts they still have time
True. And they didn't have sweaty Fighting time which is a different kind of virginity for them
exactly
Know I’m writing this in the toys section of wal Mart rn
a perfect place for child pornography
the disney princesses looked on like: At least it isn't us this time
save them
From their sexless existences? Gladly.
THEY NEED LIKE 5 YEARS OK 5 YEARS TO GROW
LOL. To be honest I really only did regular smut with Elsa. She's a BIKE
the burden of the only single disney princess
UP POPS A MASS OF RED CURLY HAIR "OCH! EXCUUUSE ME FOR HAVIN' SUITORS I DIDNAE CHOOSE!!!"
ALRIGHT FINE SECOND SINGLE PRINCESS
YOU MADE ME LOOK UP THIS SHIT FOR LUKES TEMPLE AS A PUNISHMENT
rescues you
U CAN'T SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
true but i can save you from luke's temple headcanons
Better start looking up names now.
go invent a whole planet nai
Look. I had to invent a world for Disney-academy. AU ALL OF DISNEY TO EXIST ALL AT ONCE IM DONE
but luke's temple
https://principalmouse.dreamwidth.org/3549.html D O N E
THAT'S PROBABLY NOT WHERE THE JEDI TEMPLE IS
UH. IT COULD BE. DISNEY OWNS LUKE SO
I MEAN, GRANTED. it could be a kingdom hearts level with star wars characters
I mean. LBR Luke would know Mickey because he's just about as helpful as mickey
i'm so sorry for this tag but you deserved it for mickey!luke
I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.
it's true but here it is anyway
DONT MAKE ME BRING THREEPIO INTO THIS, (EDIT AFTER WRITING COMMENT: Whoops i did)
my favorite ...
me and ruthi need to educate you
i WAS BEING SARCASTIC I HATE THREEPIO also i got your hidden temple reference dw
Good. Really they should just kill threepio in the next movie Everyone just Shrugs
he earned his survival in 'the courtship of princess leia' and i can't rightfully wish him dead now
I will always wish him dead. Take him instead of anyone else JJ
i mean touché
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HORATIO JUST SNEEZED IN MY FACE AS I WAS TAGGING THIS
A PERFECT ANIMAL
Not as perfect as the Velociraptor which just stole Athena's bed
velociraptor ??? ?
https://i.imgur.com/EM0CNWh.jpg
WHAT EVEN
I got a raptor. Obviously.
ill advised
Better than a gun.
is it tho
I mean. At least it's harder for me to bring into a school??? also wow star wars name generator thx
i was prepared to accept that you just made that up
apparently there’s a dude at my new job who says there’s a Star Wars planet close to my name....
... does he mean niima outpost, on jakku?
Either that or a place called “Kho Nai” or the Lanai or a character called Kuma Nai
oh man it's Old Old Sith planet too
my #aesthetic.
a long tag
I'm so happy to be on this rowana journey. Someone make a movie about her and not bobafuckingfett
ikr this is the character maeve's actress deserved
I want a story about the start of the rebellion with that cute mixed girl with red hair
enfys something something ??? yes
NO MORE DARTH MAUL OR BOBA WHO THE FUCK CARES. More LADIES
please nothing but ladies for ten solid years
and then men will blame women for ruining star wars again ig
that's fine
they should really just watch gay porn. I think that would satisfy them
they'd probably still bitch about the women
KMT deleted her Instagram and I hate this world
straight up fuck every star wars fuckboy and purity crusader
:,( her dressed as a porg posts were so pure.
her everything was so pure why did ppl ruin it
because they are scared of vaginas
tru
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