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Kylo Ren
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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name. naima
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discord. nainai#8088
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you crave pain. I know it, JUST AS U DO
He wasn't mad. [ At the very least that's the truth. ] I did get him to admit that he likes you.
[ Didn't even have to use the Force for that shit.
And Chewie's just lookin' on like. These two are definitely gonna make out, how the fuck do I get Han's ass to bed before that happens? ]
You're sure you don't want to use the water?
[ He's wise enough to not say "take a shower" because that just sounds rude af ]
u rite ...
I want to be with you.
[ Put bluntly, perhaps, but she's sure of that. She feels more connected to him than ever, and it's like some strange Force afterglow where she needs to feed that for a while. The implication she intends is 'no, I'm fine; surely you can wait to shower too right??? if you don't mind??' but it also kind of walks the line of 'or we could shower together :)' ]
Was it like this when you first used it?
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I mean even that hand on his arm is good. It's cool. Perfectly fine. ]
With intention, yes.
[ hahahaha.... yeah. Breaking apart shelves and knocking shit off the walls wasn't fun whatsoever. y i k e s ]
But once Luke made me lift up his X-wing it was a little less exciting.
[ ---WHich is honestly a joke. Because though he was struggling and cursing internally as Luke kept shouting at him to let go and stop Thinking so much as he strained o try and get a grip around the damn thing... He was still pretty fucking stoked when the thing lifted up into the air. ]
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His X-Wing? [ Elated, she beams. ] But they're so big! [ Even that hydrospanner felt like a lot!!! ] All the stories I've heard about the feats of the Jedi โฆ They really are true, aren't they?
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And while he doesn't mind the touch, his sense of excitement isn't nearly as palpable as hers. He's got a bit more on his mind and is wholly unaware of her staggering attachment to him... Even if it mirrors his own towards her. ]
All of it.
[ He says with a note of fondness. She kinda reminds him of when he was a kid and hearing all of this for the first time. Watching his uncle lift things with the Force and igniting his lightsaber for the first time.
He tilts his head towards her slightly. ] Do you need anything else before I head to the shower?
[ To follow you in there and rub at your shoulders and chest and all the muscles she studied in the bath????????????????????????????? duh. ]
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[ She pulls her hand back then, flushing slightly. Disappointment sours the bond slightly. It shouldn't strike her like that โ of course he wanted a shower. He'd wanted one all day. She'd been with him all day. It's both greedy and clingy to demand more of that. But she'd told him, hadn't she? That she only wanted to be with him. She shakes her head, dismissing it. It's fine. ]
No. You can go ahead.
[ She withdraws somewhat. ]
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Disappointed child. MUST NOT DISAPPOINT HIS CHILD BRIDE.
She withdraws and he reaches out almost immediately. His fingers find her's effortlessly. AND THIS IS when he actually keys into that feeling she had been having before.
It's that skin on skin thing. Like everything is aligning for him all at once. ]
-- You wanted me to stay. [ Suddenly those words are sinking in like. He thought she meant "be with you" as in, "hey lets keep this partnership thing going long term" not-- right now this second. ] The shower can wait.
[ He'll tug her out of the confined space and back to the lounge so they can sit which
Seems awful suspect out of context. ]
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When he tugs her along, it spares her the humiliation of the tears that prickle in her eyes. She gets a moment to push them back down, rein in her emotional response to his abrupt willingness to compromise on that.
She slides into the bench of the dejarik table after him. The whole thing is, well, his bunk at this point. But she still tries to give some breathing room. Release his hand. That kind of thing. She feels awkward about it now, though. Like he's only here because she'd asked him to be, and maybe that obligation isn't as warm and fuzzy as a willingness on his own part.
But, no. He was willing. He'd just misunderstood.
She lays back, knees bent at the edge of the bench, head resting on his thigh as she stares up at him. ]
Are you sure? It's only a few minutes. I don't mind โ [ She yawns. ] Waiting.
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I don't mind waiting either.
[ Her hair is tucked away neatly and swiftly, but he keeps his hands on her scalp. He's starting to comprehend how lonely and desperate for a place-- no a person to belong to she is.
Suddenly he's realizing how much he's craving her touch as well. He's studying the way her lips part a bit too closely for him to not notice it. ]
And you already found me a bath today.
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She lets her eyes shut slightly, welcoming the peace of mind brought on by his movements and the low rumble of his voice. ] Tell me more about what the training is like at Master Skywalker's temple. Please?
wow how dare you use that icon.
And also gets his eyes away from her lips. ]
Besides lifting x-wings? [ It really was a bunch of lifting rocks and sitting and meditating on nothing. ] Luke likes us to live off the land, he thinks it helps us learn to be one with the Force.
[ Which Ben has to concede is true to a certain extent. But does that mean they have to live with out a refresher? Come on dude.] He was a moisture farmer on Tatooine before he went and joined the Rebellion.
visual aide for ben solo's focus
[ It's hard to imagine the man, the myth, the legend as a moisture farmer. But, well, it's kind of inspiring right? He was nobody, too, once. She turns her head to help facilitate Ben's braiding efforts, which just involves her nose getting introduced to his hip bone. If she notices the intimacy therein, she makes no mention of it. ]
You must hate that.
[ She's noticed his feelings on showers. He takes them very religiously. Maybe his strong feelings were actually about 5 mins of privacy to jack off to the thought of the fourteen-year-old, though, who knows. ]
I dont have one of his dick. Just this
Don't be insulted Rey.
It's more because his father and Chewbacca would be a few yards away and there's no way he's jacking off in that close proximity to them.
If they were by themselves all bets were off. ]
It's more tolerable with other students around. [ Varying levels of bitching about how fucking hippie the jedi commune is. But really you get used to the more natural life style more quickly when you have to sit around and focus on being one with the grass. ]
He also likes to tell stories when we're all eating dinner. [ A beat of silence ] Nothing about the Rebellion though.
[ Because Luke found it hilarious to feel the internal groans of every student there when he decided to tell the story of him being a hick in the ass crack of the universe. ]
same thing
She opens her eyes again to look up at him, breathing him in, and โ ]
Will you still be my teacher when we get there?
And Rey has grabbed that shit with vigor.
I guess it's up to my uncle. [ Honestly, he thinks it maybe overstepping boundaries. But given they both shared the same demon it may be advantageous for them to spend the most time together. ] The other students may get annoyed by it.
[ 'Other students' and not 'friends' ]
can't blame her
Why would it annoy them?
and now I almost tagged you with my memesock.
Students generally don't move on to teaching unless they've gotten their master's approval. [ This is sounding like some BDSM bullshit tbh. but you know. Politics. Even at Jedi Hippie camp. ] And it doesn't help that I'm Luke's nephew.
[ It's honestly hard to get out from the shadow his family has cast. Certainly he's proven himself as powerful in his own right and Luke is that much harder on him, but he can't deny the fact that there are whispers either way. ]
stop trying to make rey poly it's not going to happen
[ She's persistent in this, going so far as to sit up, her frown deepening. It's not hard to sense that Ben is worked up over the possibility of being seen as โฆ some kind of special case just because of his bloodline. And, to be fair, Rey can't help but think maybe he should get to be a special case for exactly that reason.
That won't help him to say, though. So she focuses on the larger truth. ]
I want you to teach me because it's you. Luke doesn't have anything to do with that.
Look I can't judge rey if she wants to fuck dank memes
He's known her for like. 2 days now. But he has a feeling that this isn't a fight anyone is going to win with her. ]
It sounds as if you want to keep me to yourself.
[ By god lets hope Chewie and Han are going to bed soon. ]
ykinmk
Would that be so bad?
She's attracted to ben swolo/mr galaxywide. she wants the memes
But he's totally over thinking this right now. There is no way this girl is attracted to him. HE'S GOT BIG EARS AND IS TOO TALL AND- ]
Generally that sort of thing involves more kissing and going out on dates.
[ I'd criticize him for that Not being the way to dissuade her from wanting to make him hers for the rest of all time but-- in all honesty he's not entirely sure if he's trying to gross her out or test her and ????? tHiS FEEls wRONG? But-- ]
cockblocks her from the memes
Is that something he wants, then? She can have him, if she'll only give him that in return? It seems a fair bargain.
Her gaze falls to his mouth, considering it, and the steady swell of her chest with each breath gets โฆ heavier, somehow. In anticipation of something. She moves in closer, one of her hands reaching across him to brace on the other side of the bench as she leans in andโ
Han and Chewie come fumbling through. Rey pulls her hand back, turning to eye them like invaders. There's definitely a pause where they both observe how close Rey and Ben are. ]
with the same timing as horatio laying across my body gg
Otherwise? Ben's a deer in headlights, wondering exactly what would be the appropriate reaction to Chewie and Han walking in on this-- as well as dealing with the bevy of emotions that comes with her leaning in like that and realizing. He really really wants that and her. And not even sexually but spiritually and-- ]
I'm taking a shower.
[ Yeah.
Totally the way to handle it. Avoidance of everything.
He's just slipping away from Rey and then pushing past Han and Chewie in stiff clenching his fist like Arthur way and. Straight to the refresher.
:,) I'll let u decide Rey's fate.
(ALSO NO HE ISNT GOING IN THERE TO WHACK IT. But everyone will probably make that mistake and fuck his life) ]
he wants you to be trapped here for this
Ben slipped past her and out of the awkward moment, leaving her alone with Chewie and his father to stare down. He'd had a good excuse, a way out of this, but she โ She can see in their expressions that they're working on how to address this.
Because it needs addressing.
Chewie gives Han a slap on the shoulder and warbles a sound that means this is his problem to deal with. Han slides into the bench beside Rey and points a threatening finger at Chewie to say, 'Don't you go to sleep just because I'm the one doing this. If I go in there and you're snoring โ'
Chewie cuts him off with a wookiee yell of indignation and then dismisses him to move to the bunks. Han stares after for a while. ]
Doing what, exactly?
[ Han looks back at Rey, briefly confused. ]
You said you're the one 'doing this.' Have I โฆ [ She chews the inside of her lip for a moment before blurting it out. ] Did I do something wrong?
[ 'Look, kid. You're young.' ]
I'm fourteen.
[ 'Exactly. The rest of us on this ship, we've had our time. Grown up a little bit more.' ]
I'm plenty grown.
[ 'Not like this.' He drops the avoidance. 'You feel what you feel. Can't help that. But if you get carried away with it, that's how people make mistakes.' ]
Are you calling Ben a mistake?
[ 'Don't put words in my mouth.' He points at her, now. But he lowers the finger after a moment and sighs. 'I know a thing or two, believe it or not. Been where you are. Give it some time, some breathing room. See if you're still the people you think you are once you're done with your training.' ]
Why?
[ 'Because otherwise, you might get hurt.' He nods his head. 'Why don't you take my bunk tonight?' ]
You just don't want to listen to Chewie's snoring.
[ 'Yeah. Yeah, kid, you're right. I don't wanna listen to Chewie's snoring. Humor me.'
Rey hems and haws and gazes down the hallway after where Ben has gone to the refresher. She wants to be out here with him, but she gets the feeling that 'no' isn't really a valid answer here. Finally, she sighs and nods. ]
Yeah. Yeah, alright.
I took a picture and I will post it later today so you can see his kawaii hostage skills
And then there was that soft girl at camp with curves and a nice laugh who'd leaned in and--
This makes no sense. This definitely makes no sense because when he thinks back to that moment all he can see and feel is Rey and there's no reason for him to be attracted to her. Maybe he really is broken.
He spends at least 5 minutes of the shower just scrubbing at his skin and trying to just-- exfoliate those feelings away. At least he's gonna have nice baby soft skin from sloughing off all the dead skin cells. And the rest is dedicated to getting his hair into order.
Putting on his clothes has never felt more like a death sentence. He's preparing himself for the lecture, the long lecture on how he's just confused and mistaken and maybe he should just go back to living with his mother because now he's definitely a predator and what he felt-- feels??? is proof enough that he's a monster and--
Shower is finished. The water stops and he tries not to listen for any voices (Is Chewie snoring already??). Clothes are slipped back on and he enters
The arena.
And it's looking Y I K E S.
At least his hair is back to it's normal self.
'How considerate of you to try and save some water for the rest of us.'
Ben's just. Quiet. And looking ready to run off the ship. Someone take mercy on him and end his life.
'Change of sleeping arrangements, kid. Looks like I'm your dancing partner tonight.'
Like he didn't see that coming. It's the rational thing to do. And because he's not a 16 year old disney princess his reaction isn't "BUT DADDY I LOVE HER!!!!" It's: ]
Okay.
[ Which-- Isn't the most inspiring response. But. He's not about to fight this and make it look like he's Fighting his father to fuck a kid. Which is a disturbing thought on it's own because he wASN"T EVEN THINKING ABOUT FUCKING HER AND NOW HIS LIFE IS JUST A BALL OF CONFUSION.
And this is exactly why han had concerns. Not for Rey but for Ben. ]
i can't wait
but can rey wait for the D
no, and yet she must
AND YET YOU WERE SAYING IT'D HAPPEN A HUNDRED TAGS IN
instead all we have is fucked up surrealist dream bullshit, rip
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i got you this mistake
it took me a while but i moved horatio from laying on my arm to answer this and hes no pleased
it was worth it, horatio
I reward u with this icon again
bless
Prepare yourself for this. 1/2
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the world's shortest tag for emphasis
can you hear ben solo screaming internally from galaxies away?
yes
Dear Rey. U r still naked.
she sure is
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
there are many things she could do about it be careful what u wish 4
DO. SOMETHING. ABOUT IT. (FYI My mom called me in the middle of this tag to talk about saving money)
you asked for this
I did. It's wonderful.
they made it so long
Only because Ben Solo was being an actual good boy but the force and rey got him fucked up
he MIND CONTROLLED HIS DAD
I said **WAS** BEING A GOOD BOY
WELL IT DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH
HOW LONG WOULD LONG ENOUGH HAVE BEEN (4-5 years)
don't be ridiculous we don't have that kind of time
WELL THEN HOW LONG
SHRUGS
this is all according to your keikaku fukkin admit it.
i mean i did once play yagami light
sCREAMS. THROWS POTATO CHIPS AT YOU
eats them slowly
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excuse me as i abuse every light saber icon
this is why you uploaded them right
yes along with the soaking wet force hand
~symbolism~
thank you rian for these not blatant images.
he is a very subtle filmmaker
avert your eyes.
"lol they're dead bitch!!!" yells about that mental image
And then jumping around on the bunk screaming "YOU JUST GOT CUM DUMPSTER'D"
BETWEEN THIS AND 'SEPARATE BUT EQUAL WAYS' I JUST
Look, the only advantage of being black is making race jokes that make whit e folk uncomfortable.
YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I NEED OT BREATHE
Clears throat. Leans into microphone. Omelette du Fromage
don't you bring spongebob squarepants into this
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Tifa???????????????
CRIES LOUDLY MAKE IT STOP
wait. didn't it take three and a half days in the other au? IT TOOK TWO AND A HALF HERE SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is where DJ Kahled enters: YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
counter: it was oral it only half counts they still have time
True. And they didn't have sweaty Fighting time which is a different kind of virginity for them
exactly
Know Iโm writing this in the toys section of wal Mart rn
a perfect place for child pornography
the disney princesses looked on like: At least it isn't us this time
save them
From their sexless existences? Gladly.
THEY NEED LIKE 5 YEARS OK 5 YEARS TO GROW
LOL. To be honest I really only did regular smut with Elsa. She's a BIKE
the burden of the only single disney princess
UP POPS A MASS OF RED CURLY HAIR "OCH! EXCUUUSE ME FOR HAVIN' SUITORS I DIDNAE CHOOSE!!!"
ALRIGHT FINE SECOND SINGLE PRINCESS
YOU MADE ME LOOK UP THIS SHIT FOR LUKES TEMPLE AS A PUNISHMENT
rescues you
U CAN'T SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
true but i can save you from luke's temple headcanons
Better start looking up names now.
go invent a whole planet nai
Look. I had to invent a world for Disney-academy. AU ALL OF DISNEY TO EXIST ALL AT ONCE IM DONE
but luke's temple
https://principalmouse.dreamwidth.org/3549.html D O N E
THAT'S PROBABLY NOT WHERE THE JEDI TEMPLE IS
UH. IT COULD BE. DISNEY OWNS LUKE SO
I MEAN, GRANTED. it could be a kingdom hearts level with star wars characters
I mean. LBR Luke would know Mickey because he's just about as helpful as mickey
i'm so sorry for this tag but you deserved it for mickey!luke
I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.
it's true but here it is anyway
DONT MAKE ME BRING THREEPIO INTO THIS, (EDIT AFTER WRITING COMMENT: Whoops i did)
my favorite ...
me and ruthi need to educate you
i WAS BEING SARCASTIC I HATE THREEPIO also i got your hidden temple reference dw
Good. Really they should just kill threepio in the next movie Everyone just Shrugs
he earned his survival in 'the courtship of princess leia' and i can't rightfully wish him dead now
I will always wish him dead. Take him instead of anyone else JJ
i mean touchรฉ
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HORATIO JUST SNEEZED IN MY FACE AS I WAS TAGGING THIS
A PERFECT ANIMAL
Not as perfect as the Velociraptor which just stole Athena's bed
velociraptor ??? ?
https://i.imgur.com/EM0CNWh.jpg
WHAT EVEN
I got a raptor. Obviously.
ill advised
Better than a gun.
is it tho
I mean. At least it's harder for me to bring into a school??? also wow star wars name generator thx
i was prepared to accept that you just made that up
apparently thereโs a dude at my new job who says thereโs a Star Wars planet close to my name....
... does he mean niima outpost, on jakku?
Either that or a place called โKho Naiโ or the Lanai or a character called Kuma Nai
oh man it's Old Old Sith planet too
my #aesthetic.
a long tag
I'm so happy to be on this rowana journey. Someone make a movie about her and not bobafuckingfett
ikr this is the character maeve's actress deserved
I want a story about the start of the rebellion with that cute mixed girl with red hair
enfys something something ??? yes
NO MORE DARTH MAUL OR BOBA WHO THE FUCK CARES. More LADIES
please nothing but ladies for ten solid years
and then men will blame women for ruining star wars again ig
that's fine
they should really just watch gay porn. I think that would satisfy them
they'd probably still bitch about the women
KMT deleted her Instagram and I hate this world
straight up fuck every star wars fuckboy and purity crusader
:,( her dressed as a porg posts were so pure.
her everything was so pure why did ppl ruin it
because they are scared of vaginas
tru
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Be prepared for the most hilarious twist
s-so unexpected
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https://literaldumpsterfire.dreamwidth.org/927.html?thread=671#cmt671 For u as I get back to tags
OH GOOD PORGS
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I had to get a full nights rest to enter back into this shit
understandable
Lets count how many tags it takes before I try to justify this shit in bracket text to ease my guilt
places my bets on 2 tags
I thought it would happen this tag, but it didn't.
me, this whole tag: yikes yikes yikes
SHIT YOU WERE RIGHT.
commits to hell with this tag i guess
someone save child bride rey
please anyone
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