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Kylo Ren
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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name. naima
age. 30
timezone. PST
discord. nainai#8088
plurk. billnaisciguy
code. tessisamess
athena always think she is being bullied when she is the truest bully
Still not sure if he believes it or not but
Whatever. He isn't thinking on that too hard right now. Especially not with her heel at his back and-- if she squints hard enough she'll catch the smile he gives. It's barely there and brief, but it's clear he's endeared by her absolute inability to contain herself around him.
Well, he doesn't want to keep her waiting, okay that's a lie, but he doesn't want to make her wait so long that she implodes. He presses his mouth to her gently at first, a soft exploratory kiss before he runs his tongue across her cunt. He's not slow to be infuriating, but wanting to know her reactions. Dark eyes study her as his hands come to rest on her thighs, holding her in place as he learns her. Only after a few slow kisses and licks will he find her clit-- running the warm muscle of his tongue across it before slowly sucking at the sensitive nub. ]
i fell asleep and woke up to screaming cowboys
She knows the most efficient approach approach for getting herself off — two fingers shoved carelessly inside of her and a frantic thumb rubbing over her clit, determined to achieve release simply so she can sleep — but she doesn't know where to lead his mouth, either, when she's never experienced anything like it. In the end, it's a mutual lesson, a moment of discovery that spurs on surprised gasps and jerking jolts of her legs.
But nothing so extreme as the full-bodied shudder that accompanies the warm suction at her clit, swollen and sensitive and throbbing against the slippery roll of his tongue across its hood. The moan that erupts from her is indecent, drowning out the hissing crackle of the fire. ]
There, [ she gasps, awestruck, and snags his curls around her knuckles to award him an impassioned pull that can only mean more. Her whole cunt clenches, hard, against nothing in response. She whimpers at the emptiness of it and twists her hips up, sounding impossibly, pathetically needier when she discovers her thighs are locked into position. ] Do that again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
He works diligently and continues to press his lips and tongue to her clit, a passionate assault on her senses and thank fucking god the storm is loud outside. The noise she makes is dampened by it and the fish nuns will probably not hate them for this Specifically. But you know. Everything else. But he's able to tap into her thoughts and-- Okay cool. He can try that.
A slow careful movement of his hands and one finger will breech her entrance, he doesn't want to hurt her but bring her to her edge. A few steady pumps to test how she stretches and writhes in response and he'll add a second finger, slowly stretching them inside of her, curling them and looking to find the spot inside of her. ]
i can hear it in my head every time you write "AHHHHH" now
So good. [ She exhales, back arching as high as it can go to strain toward his thrusting hand, the brush of his tongue. She sounds drunk on her arousal, dazed and delirious, but she's too struck with the urge to tell him how it feels, how good he is for her. ] It's so good. You're so good.
[ But her rambling praise is punctuated by the shrillness of a whimper, legs going tight with tension even as her eyes widen. Oh. Oh, that's new, but she shouldn't be surprised that Ben has taught her something about herself she hadn't known herself. Her body shakes like she's going to tremble out of her skin, out of her bones, like it doesn't know how to compute the feeling. ]
Ben —
[ It's meant to warn him that she's so precariously close to coming (and so prematurely, at that), but it's too late for that. Color bursts behind her eyelids, white-hot, and her hands fly up to bunch the sheets around her to prevent herself from ripping his hair from his scalp in too far gone ecstasy. And then she's crying out choked noises not even a moment later, the muscles in her cunt pulsing around his fingers like they're trying to pull them deeper, keep them inside to fill her up. ]
Its the only thing you should hear ever. especially when it comes to dolls
Are you okay?
especially with the dolls you take apart like a serial killer
Mouth glistening with her. Something primal and possessive growls in triumph deep in her chest, prompts her to raise herself to her elbows and flick her tongue along the seam of his lips, cleaning up the mess she's made of him. ]
Mm. [ That's what amounts to a "yes" from a freshly fucked Rey. She trails her palms along his clothed chest, skimming down toward his ribs, like she can't quite decide where she wants to touch him. ] Why did you stop?
[ He has clearly underestimated her newly discovered sexual appetite. Rookie mistake. ]
I WONT DO THAT TO MULAN.
Because I don't want to completely tire you out.
[ He says. Like a complete brat.
But also completely confident that he could completely tire her out if he wanted to. He thinks he's proven himself more than capable given how fast he got her to unwind.
His hands go to the hem of his top and.... he can't help but think why did they even get changed in the first fucking place? Like wow. He coulda just stayed naked-- she coulda stayed naked. but. whatever. Top is off. Enjoy the sight, Rey. Especially as one of his hands skims down through course hair and between her legs and starts gently pressing along her folds and along her cunt. ] Do you want me to keep going?
YOU SAY THAT NOW
[ She says, equally a brat in the utter confidence she exudes. If he chooses to interpret as a challenge, he won't be wrong, but it isn't simply misplaced arrogance that drives her to issue that test of her stamina. He'll be hard-pressed to exhaust her when he's reinvigorated her by revealing that pale expanse of skin, dotted with constellations of moles. Her fingers flit from one to the next, curbing her reflex to just paw at him like a creature possessed.
Deep breaths, Rey. Don't frighten him with too much enthusiasm, even if she aches to grab at the sharp cut to his hips and grind him into the apex of her thighs. She resigns herself to nipping lightly at his jawline instead, gripping onto his biceps to stay upright rather than flopping onto her back the moment his fingers lightly skim her oversensitive cunt.
"Do you want me to keep going", like she wasn't just whinging about him stopping. What an asshole. If that's the game he wants to play — ]
I want you to stretch me out for your cock. So yes, I want you to keep going.
[ From anyone else, that may have been sultry, a provocative purr. From Rey, it's just her usual brand of rough bluntness. ]
IF I CAN MANAGE TO GET MULTIPLES THEN YES FREE GAME
You're giving my cock a lot of credit.
[ Awkwardly dancing around the subject that he's fairly sure she hasn't seen him at full mast since she had kept her eyes on his face that night but
You know.
With the Force Bond its possible she's peeked it somewhere else. Who The Fuck knows.
For the record, not bothered by her touching his chest, but she's right to hold back we know where that road leads. But she does get access to the galaxywide. And you know. Honestly to keep her distracted from all that and give her that stretching she is just Demanding right now-- he'll add a third finger to the mix.
้ ๅผตใฆใฌใคใใใ ]
omg leave mulan alone
That's not — [ Her jaw clenches, an exhale hissing sharply through her teeth. The stretch of a third finger verges on painful, stuffing her more full than her small fingers have ever managed, but the burn subsides as her muscles begin to accommodate him. She pulls in a gulp of air, and tries her hand at speaking once more. ] That's not how I meant it.
[ Is he aware of that? Is he just mocking her? Is he that oblivious to her virginity?? ?? ???? She can't discern which is the truth, but if she had to hazard a guess, she would assume he's laughing at her. ]
what if i make her more beautiful tho
[ He's shitting you Rey. He's fairly sure you're a virgin given-- how in each other's minds you both were. And he recognized that bone deep loneliness in many many ways.
He slows his fingers as she catches her breath, he's in no hurry to rush this. She relaxes around him and-- well he's still gonna give her a little more time to make sure she's ready. Especially because he can feel everything through the bond. Especially because... he's sure she felt what he felt and he can feel what she's feeling so
He would like to avoid pain if possible.
Though he feels her hesitancy and he's a v understanding boy. He's jumpy too, he's proven it. He'll lean forward to try and kiss her softly. ]
You can touch me. [ "JUst be careful" goes unspoken, but he is sure is understood. ]
i forgot the subject line again but is anyone surprised by that
With her head thrown back into the mass of blankets, his lips miss their mark and land on her chin. Rey has to strain her neck to the side to chase after his mouth, capturing it with a succession of sipping, sloppy kisses. And at his mouth is where she lingers, aiming to distract him from the trajectory of her seeking hands. It's the first step to a careful process of easing him into her touch and — most importantly — keeping thoughts of Hux at bay when she palms his cock through his pants.
The pressure is fleeting, fingers brushing over him as a calculated tease. Just as he's learned her, this is her opening to learn him, no matter her divided attention span. Her cunt squeezes around his fingers when her thumb brushes the ridged head of his cock, as if to remind her of its selfish needs — or maybe it's a result of feeling the length of him, imagining how he'll fit inside of her tightness. Whatever it is, she ignores it to peer at him through the fan of her eyelashes, inquisitive and questing for his approval. ]
Like this?
its okay you were distracted by mulan i forgive you
So this is good. ]
Perfect.
[ It's deep and low on a breath. Entirely true. He continues solid pumps of his fingers into her, he's able to work them more deeply now. And for this moment he feels safe with her, there's no good way to express that verbally. Not with the jelly of their vocabulary of this moment so-- instead he kisses her. Firmly. It's still sloppy and their mouths bump against each other indelicately, but through it and their bond he tries to express how taken care of he feels. How she's protecting him and he knows and he just
Really Appreciates that right now. ]
she's distracting w her beauty it's true
I like the way you sound, [ she murmurs with no shortage of sincerity, fingers sliding his zipper open without any rush, sure to brush her thumb along his shaft on its way down.
Maybe it isn't the deep baritone to his breathy praises. Maybe it's the glowing pride in knowing that she's caused them. Maybe it's the overwhelming realization that she's affected him so profoundly with just a few caresses of her fingertips. Maybe it's some combination of all of the above, but Rey doesn't stop to analyze herself. She's too interested in investigating him the same way she's examined sandy blueprints and scattered shipwrecks — keen, narrow-focused and determined. It's better because it's Ben, because she isn't calculating values in her head — how many portions a piece of equipment will net her, what's salvageable and what isn't. She's only interested in what makes his breath hitch the most, the smooth but rigid texture of his hard flesh, how it twitches against her palm.
Her thumb drags through the pre-cum at his head and spreads it across the underside, traveling along the vein until she's reached the base. It's there that her fingers wrap around him and lazily stroke upward, eyes dipping to watch the way her hand fits and squeezes around his shaft, flushed red and hard against his stomach when she releases his cock to still his wrist where it's wedged between her legs. ]
Show me how you do it. [ Her tongue darts out, wetting dry lips. ] How you touch yourself.
Well. She is a girl who has a brain and always speaks her mind
And her touch is so gentle and exploratory-- he has to inhale slowly and quietly once she spreads his precum over his tip and starts to dart along him to learn him. He's just getting into it when she stops his fingers from where they're fucking her and--
Oh well.
A bit of a warm and almost bashful look as he pulls away enough to get a good look at her. ]
I don't do it very often. [ What a thing to admit at a time like this, but he only says it to prep her for the fact that it's-- super boring and there's not a ton of ways she could fuck it up.
He will, carefully, draw his fingers from her (With so much regret) but fortunately, she's soaked him enough that once he wraps his fingers around his shaft and starts to slide it up and down he meets little resistance. And, surprise, this is so much easier with her here considering.............. well you know. Everything. She was the ghost who haunted his masturbatory day dreams. It's an easy and slick glide, with a twitch of his wrist to just get it right where he needs it, occasionally he runs his thumb across the tip but there's not much finesse or grace. It's never really been about that. ]
and beats the shit out of ppl like a badass. aesthetic
[ Because it's an educational demonstration, yes, but she's fascinated by the twist of his strokes and how his cock glistens where he's coated his shaft in her arousal. She groans aloud at the sight, unabashed by the roaming path her fingers outline along her collarbone and toward her chest. Her fingers roll and pinch the tightened bud of a nipple without mercy, refusing to look away from the filthy sight he's granted her. ]
Do you think about me? [ She tugs harder, whining at her own roughness. Abruptly, her hands slide downward, tracing gentle circles at her abdomen. They seem to drift lower and lower, and lower still, until she has a thumb just barely brushing her clit. It's the alternative to what she truly wants to do, compelled to take him in her mouth and revel in how he tastes of her. ] Do you think about me when you touch yourself?
and is swift as the coursing river
He snags his lower lip into his mouth once she starts to touch and play with herself, still holding back on the noises his mouth wants to produce. It's an unconscious foothold of control in the situation currently.
A bursting inhale of breath before he answers her ]
Sometimes. [ Again, he never did the deed all that often in the first place and he hardly ever thought of her lewdly. Just the impression of her, of who she was and how she was.
He takes a good long look at her, eyes drifting from where she's touching herself and finally catching her eyes. Mouth parted with soft breaths ]
What about you?
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[ In the weeks they had been separated by war, by the barrier she had erected between them, the rare times she had allowed herself to give in and cram her hand between her legs. Waking from dreams, flushed and drenched in sweat, hadn't helped — but neither had mauling her clit just to get back to sleep, an empty satisfaction that never lasted.
Her fingers slow to a halt and drift away to the juncture between her hip and inner thigh. ]
I don't do it often.
[ Not so dissimilar from his methods, then. Every other time, it's been a quick venture done without thinking, focused entirely on sensation rather than any stimulating fantasy. Like scratching an itch, truthfully. There isn't anything thrilling about it, she knows, and so she leaves the specifics of it unsaid.
Raising to her elbows, she has to stretch out an arm to reach him, laying her palm over the back of his hand as she joins in his movements. Trying to coax him into allowing her to control his hand, sliding his fingers along his shaft. ]
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....He'll have a great time figuring out later that Maybe... She's kinda into it.
Yikes tbh.
But once her hand reaches up to cover his, he'll relax his arm and let her glide his hand across his length. He's keeping a controlled facade but this is slowly chipping away at him. the biggest tell being how he leans down over her, eventually his damp hair will brush along her forehead and it becomes more obvious how slow and controlled his breathing is. This all testament to the fact that he's holding back. A lot right now. ]
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Are you okay?
[ Welcome to Rey "never holds anything back, ever" of Jakku. It doesn't occur to her that anyone else might have reservations about making their pleasure known, especially when they're alone as they can be in the galaxy. ]
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Another huffing breath and his eyes close for a moment. Gathering his thoughts and wits together which is really hard when you were just three fingers deep in the object of your desires so plz someone give him a medal. ]
Yeah. [ He nods against her hand and his voice is hoarse as hell. Rough around the edges and she should be getting an idea of how good he is. ] I'm fine.
[ He turns his head so he can press his lips to her palm. An affectionate display of appreciation, he can feel her brimming with energy and want and the fact that she wants to take this at lightspeed and is slowing herself down for him. So here you go. Here's a gift, Rey. ]
I just want you to touch me.
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I am touching you.
[ She isn't even hiding the fact that she's being a brat, lips quirking at the technicality. From her position, she can only reach his chin and the underside of his jaw, nipping at it in concession to his want. A touch of a different kind, so to speak. ]
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How about we trade? [ He's still sounding like pure sex rn but he's managing full sentences. ] Your hand on my cock and my fingers in your cunt?
[ Seems fair tbh. ]
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My hand is on your cock.
[ Or her hand is on his hand which is on his cock, to be more precise. Not bothering to hide her amusement, her laughter openly vibrates against the base of his throat. It's suffice to say she's enjoying bartering and bantering with him entirely too much. ]
You'll have to do better than that.
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Shit. He's had enough words. Remember that thought about flipping her over? It's happening. A hand braced around her waist and on her back as he adjusts both of their positions until he's the one with his back flat on the... blanket ridden ground and she's poised over him, hips spread across his thighs.
TAKE FUCKING CHARGE REY. END HIM. HE'S LOOKING LIKE HE NEEDS TO BE ENDED. SPLAYED ACROSS THE FLOOR HAIR TOSSED ABOUT LOOKIN LIKE A SNACK NOW YOU KNOW HOW HE FELT LOOKING AT YOU PLEASE. ]
Better?
[ Breathless, maybe even playful. There's a hint of a rogueish grin there. ]
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i probably shouldn't respond with Mulan's account should I?
literally fucked kylo so hard he turned into a woman ig
No she just made a man out of him
w all the strength of a great typhoon
man if the most beautiful and rare blossoms come from adversity then kylos advanced level pretty
the biggest rarity
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I'd say i'm sorry for this tag but i'm not
you should only say sorry to luke and his wrinkly ass
I refuse. also reminder of horatios failures: he is at the window. it is open. he doesn't get it.
did he fall off the railing yet tho
give him time
he's lucky he's so pretty
Things rey's thinking right now
things the fish nuns are thinking rn lbr
I guess horatio rly is kylo ren then
i'm screaming at that mention of crusty cum rags
The french mes are not pleased
are they ever pleased tho
Never.
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takes thread and --
everybody's No Good Very Bad Week
especially the LaNai. They are having the worst week.
all those cum rags scattered
get ready for this to turn out wrong
is it reylo if there aren't huge misunderstandings
this tag physically hurt me to write/
someone tell leia to take him to therapy
the therapists are definitely dead tho
get him a force ghost therapist
I hate this tag :.)
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kill us. i blame horatio
it's always horatio's fault honestly. he's a mess
ready to roll him right off the world tbh
roll him off of the world for refusing to be pet when he's outside
He is a black hole, just like kylo rn
athena is also a black hole but instead she's one of pure evil
Looks at tag and throws hands in air
everyone is having breakdowns in star wars
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adds more so u don't punch my mom
too late
U DIE
are you channeling your inner kylo ren
uh i am kylo duh also have some fanfic
fanfics are my fave. unlike my cat trying to walk on my laptop during tags
Same tho
is horatio back at it again
Athena and horatio. double trouble
they're team rocket
oh my god does that make me wubbafet?
meowth that's right. also throws a minor timeskip in here
Wow how dare you. Gives you Lyme disease in retaliation.
if i was contagious i would fly there just to get my contagion in your house as revenge
I have three million cats. Just bring ur cats ticks. Also if u came i'd force cats upon u
i'll run away with horatio and athena and that fluffy ginger one
Horatio will run from u. If u touch athena ull create a paradox since ure athena. U can take fluffy
BUT I WANT THEM ALL
THEY ARE NOT POKE MON U CANNOT CATCH THEM ALL
don't lie to me
I HAVE TRIED CATCHING THEM ALL AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND I AM A PROFESSIONAL CAT HERDER
i'll lure them w catnip
lol. Nope. canned cat food is the best and that doesn't work on all of them
i feel so betrayed
Horatio doesn't even exist for new people for a few weeks. he just hides
he's a shy beeb
he's a dumb beeb
well yes there's that too and i can't even defend him
He just came ambling in. Idk where he is currently, but athena is sleeping in a bag.
putting her in a bag makes her easier to carry off and steal
honestly that's how it would happen. Put a bunch of temptation treats in a bag and u got her
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE
There's countdown goin on in my head. One day u'll do it for a blank comment some how
i'm a magician
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DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME INTO SUBJECT LINES
too late
fight me
fights w spoops
kylo ren creepypasta
IT WAS DARK. AND I WAS ALL ALONE. AND T HERE HE WAS. kylo ren lookin to kiss me
honestly sounds like something that rey would write
I sang that in the tune of Shia LaBoeuf
actual cannibal shia labeouf
ACTUAL KISS MONSTER KYLO BEN SOLO REN
sounds like a cryptid
or an scp
well we already know kylo is a scp tho
IS HE????????????
i've decided that he is so yes
go write an entry for him then
THAT'S A LOT OF WORK
YOURE A LOT OF WORK.
DON'T BE RUDE
You're rude.
at least i'm not yugioh
better than being seto kaiba tbh
BUT HE HAS SLIGHTLY MORE NORMAL HAIR
BUT HE ALWAYS LOSES TO YUGIOH, HES MAKING SOME WRONG CHOICES HERE
BC HE'S A FUCKBOI AND THAT'S THE WORST CHOICE HE COULD POSSIBLY MAKE
KYLO??? OR SETO???? OR YUGIOH??????????????????
I MEANT SETO
maybe ur talkin about light tho
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