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Kylo Ren
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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just barely
Shhh. Shh. I'm right here.
[ As she says this, she tries to concentrate, to clear her mind as he had taught her. She lets her mind drift away from that strange red room she'd seen, focuses on the sound of her breathing and the fact that it's not labored and tight like it had felt for that moment. She grabs a fistful of his hair and turns her head down, pressing her face against the crown of his head. ]
It's me, Ben. It's just me.
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But one thing is becoming more clear. ]
We need to get to Luke. [ He's saying it more for himself than her-- he's not sure if she saw any of what he did. ] Something's coming for him.
[ And it was trying to work through him. ]
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[ That much, she believes now. Without question. But beyond her well-founded fear for her own safety, she feels something else โ a compulsive protective instinct, born of compassion. ]
The best thing we can do for Skywalker seems to be to stay far away.
[ Otherwise, they have brought this creature, whatever it is, right to his door. ]
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We can't solve this on our own.
[ He can admit that much. He's not powerful enough to protect himself-- let alone keep Rey safe as well.
He pulls away to look at her and-- it hits him now how close they'd been to each other. His mind doesn't dwell on it long. ]
If this started with me-- and moved on to you after we ran into one another-- [ Not before which is also something he is still pondering. There's a shift in the very Force, he can feel it. Something's kicked into action that's been still for a very very long time. ] -- it may be trying to sway us. [ He hesitates to use the word "corrupt" since that just.....
Sounds wrong in the context of being almost naked with a child in a basin filled with water. ] Luke is the last true Jedi. If something wants to destroy him, it won't stop at us.
[ He can't run from this. If something is threatening the safety of his family and their well-being he's going to confront it head on. ] We need to warn him.
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It's a shame. There's no tactful way for her to suggest that perhaps this is why Luke sent him away in the first place, to protect the last true Jedi and his school from what was inside of Ben Solo. She feels sympathetic towards that for reasons she can't place โ he's obfuscating that, hiding from it. ]
I'm afraid of what he'll tell us.
And almost tags you with the entirely wrong ice queen
He's reasonable enough (in this specific au) to know that what ever she's feeling isn't coming from a bad place. This is a dumbshit idea, they are both nuclear bombs ready to blow. He knows somewhat what his own potential is, even if he down plays it intensely, and he looks at her and sees an equal. ]
We don't have to go straight to him-- [ Han will throw a fit and a half. It's better to get back to the main freighter and get supplied up and a good nights rest on a halfway decent bed before telling his father "hey we need to see Luke now"
But that does beg the question. ] -- I was talking with him earlier, through the Force. Something cut us off.
[ Funny thing being he doesn't realize that was their bond and not the darkness. ] I'm not sure how secure any line to him is right now.
[ The First Order appearing, the Resistance just barely lifting off the ground, it all lined up too neatly with this. His mother wouldn't send resources to Luke, because it's Luke Skywalker. She trusted her brother to handle anything that came his way. His father felt much the same.
So was it safer here? Living with his father and running from the dark with Rey? Relying on her to chase away a monster that'd been haunting him his entire life?
Or does he chase down this trail of breadcrumbs and see where it leads?
To be honest, neither option seemed great. ] Did you see it?
[ He means the visions he saw. He's not sure if they both see the same things. ]
rey/elsa tho
[ This time, at least, it seemed they were in the same place. She was observing him. Rey doesn't know what to make of that, but she knows that it's โฆ. wrong. Jarring. It doesn't sit well with her that they keep getting these flashes, that they never know when they'll come, and that they don't know what they are.
But Ben is right โ they need to see Skywalker. He might know more about it, whether he knows more about that dark figure or not. ]
I don't know what it means either. But the first part, that was the lift of a star destroyer.
[ She's been in enough to know. ]
We should dry off and head back to the Falcon.
I was laughing with ellie about Rey marveling at how Soft Elsa is all over
But if he really thought on it, there had been those who had listened to his bitching and moaning more. Who showed up when he had frustrating days of training. Those who dared asked him about Darth Vader. A comfort at the time, but it's unsettling in the light of this.
He nods. Swallowing thickly and pulling his hair out of his face, strands stick to his cheeks and forehead. ]
Yeah. [ Drying off. Falcon. Also.... realizing he'd been holding on to her while nearly naked. And that isn't nearly as weird as the fact that he wants to hold her again???? Ugh. This force bullshit iS WeiRD as FUCk. On top of these visions he's got these weird emotions to this girl and like. Could he possibly just fast forward 5 or so years????
Whatever. Wading towards entrance of the Tank of Sin, he will wait for her before making a move to exit because he wants to be a fucking gentleman and help her out.
Wet Ben Solo Hands. On teenage waist and hips.
I see no problem with this. ]
and the cold? ? ??
She looks over at Ben and realizes the offer implicit in the fact that he isn't climbing out himself.
For the first time since they'd gotten in, she becomes keenly aware of the fact that he's Sculpted and Wet and his hair is clinging to his neck and โ Wow. There's a lot there. Her breath stutters on its way out of her chest as she works up the courage to set her dignity aside and askโ ]
Can you lift me?
[ She infers his compliance before he ever has to offer it, and she raises her palms to rest on his shoulders, drawing in closer to him. ]
Or, uh, if you put your hands together I can step in them and โฆ pull myself up.
[ Fuck, they're both slippery. This is going to be a Trial. ]
Fun fact: Creators have said her powers are endothermic, hands = cold. Body = warmer than normal
Bending down
So she can feel his fingers flit down from her waist over hips before he hooks then right under her ass. Not to even mention the fact that she can feel the warmth of his breath over her shoulder or that he becomes that much closer to her.so he can grip his hands together and help heft her up.With that done he gives her a little look. 'Ready when you are' Sorta look.
Aren't you ready, Rey? Ready to reach down and Grab yourself some Ben? ]
my biology background is screaming rn
It allows her to grip the edge of the opening. The metal ring digs into her hands painfully, but she hoists herself up smoothly. This whole process has the side effect of pressing her wet, mostly naked body right past his face, and then for a while she's dangling there, sprawled out, muscles tight with work. Her legs, unshaven but well-muscled, disappear last through the opening before she crawls to the side and turns around to get a look down at him.
Rey extends her hand to him. ]
Come on. I'll help pull you up.
[ Given his height, he probably doesn't need it, but she wants to return the favor. ]
I mean. This isn't even getting into how insane her powers are in general. /casually creates life
y i k e s.
He looks up to her and fixes her with a gaze like. Sure she lifts things probably twice his weight almost daily, but have you seen the size of him? He's an absolute unit. ]
I'll try not to pull you down.
[ ???????????????????????? Weird sexual thoughts that probably stirs up. He's actually being kind of. Jokingly playful. Which is an amazing thing in of itself????
And once he's said that mess of a sentence, he'll reach up to grab her arm and then the ledge and just. Pull himself up.
Get ready to witness the dripping wet. Glistening. Flexing. Pulling self from water lookin like that scene from the little mermaid which was a sexual awakening for a lot of us. Ben Swolo.
Also the water has not helped with seeing Everything in those Boxer Briefs. Only made it exponentially worse. ]
i mean, granted
She braces herself when he puts some of his weight on her arm. She has to put her other arm down to help pull him up because, well, the guy's like 200 lbs. She might haul that, but not bent over like this. Once his hand is on the opening it's easier, and she helps hoist him the rest of the way, getting her knees under her and โ
When he emerges, some sort of surprise flutters across her expression to see him all wet and dripping and โฆ
As her eyes trail lower, she finds that she has to quickly look away. She can see everything. ]
Also theres the ice dressโ rey just have a Lot of things to deal with re: Elsa
Sheโs just gonna get a full serving of ben solo dick right now that she didnt know she wanted. Maybe she needs to stay on jakku just so she can have the masturbation session she really deserves right now.
Instead, he finally lets go of her arm with a nod and starts plucking at the clothes on the floor and getting them back on.
Dont worry. His pants are super tight per Solo tradition. So he is gonna have to hop like a mad man to get those puppies on to his wet
Slick
Skin.
Sorry. Too much fun torturing teenagers who shove their asses in Ben Soloโs face rn. ]
there's a lot to unpack with elsa on her own that i hadn't thought about apparently
And like, she knows she's staring, and she still can't help but stare. Her skin should, logically, feel cool on account of the wet skin and the warm air. Instead it feels warmer than it had in the basin. She takes a few seconds to even recognize that she, too, should be getting dressed. And then she's playing catch-up.
Her pants aren't even that tight and she's surprised by how difficult wet skin makes things. They really have to be peeled onto her bare thighs, and her shirt gets stuck around her shoulder blades when she starts wrestling it on, proving difficult to unfold.
There's no way her process is as alluring as what she witnessed him doing. And, like, it was effortless on his part, and she just feels โฆ clumsy, by comparison. Awkward. And she remains keenly aware that her underwear are dingy and old and a little loose. ]
We'll probably dry off on the walk.
[ She says this because his dad might โฆ ask questions. And she fully intends to avoid them. But then she realizes that side-stepping his dad's questions might read as trying to obscure something when obviously there's nothing ??? It's very strange. ]
Itโs all good. The creators didnโt put that much thought in it as well. Itโs just us Rpers tha
Vest is thrown on and: ] Even if we didnโtโ Iโd say I fell in the water tank and you had to save me.
[ read her thoughts??? Or obvious conclusion?????
Belt hooked around his waist now and he shoves his gloves back into a pocket. Eye gear is slung around his forearm and then heโs left with his cowl. A cursory glance to make sure sheโs finished dressing over his shoulder and once she is heโll walk over and proffer his head and neck while also offering the cowl. U seemed super particular about how he wore it before Rey. Surely you have no issues helping him again.
With his dripping hair and long pale neck. ]
story of fan life
That's around the time she decides that she's a pervert, no better than those who come here to trade in skin. Ben can obviously hold it together in her presence. He's not gawking. She's the one who Han should be worried about. She feels oddly guilty about that, and so she pulls her fingers back the second she's done tucking his cowl. ]
There. You're fine. [ She clears her throat and starts wrapping her arms. She's surprisingly dextrous, even with her non-dominant hand, and there are no mishaps. ] Do you want to carry the lines or the injector?
Either way. It all lines up to rey pulling at elsas dress and cape like โthis extra mferโ
Also. Speaking of totally appropriate. Donโt mind as he circles around behind her and starts pulling at her hair into a loose plait. Heโs not gonna redo those buns, but itโs better if her hair dries in a protective style rather than just hanging loose as it is.
No he doesnโt ask permission. Theyโre ~connected~ ]
Which ever is heavier.
[ carries entire ship out of desert for rey tbh. ]
a dress made of ice seems highly impractical, you can't deny it
That's true of a lot of this thing she shares with him. She should stop him, maybe. Pull away. But she can't bring herself to when she has been starved for this kind of contact for so long. The simple affection he shows her makes her want to cry with relief. ]
You don't have to do that.
[ She offers this stubbornly. ]
Carry the lines. You're tall enough; they'll be less awkward for you than me.
[ A good compromise, she thinks. This is not about underselling the strength that either of them possess. ]
Uh. More practical for removing it easily. Perfect fit. Extra as hell. Also who needs undies
Ready when you are.
good news they've almost made it as long as arranged marriage
She leaves it at that โ for her dignity as much as anything else. She's not quite equipped for that conversation. She hardly knows what to say. And so she's silent until they arrive at the opening to get out of the ship, at which point she passes the injector off to him to climb out, then leans over the edge to take the parts from him so he can get out too. ]
Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Donโt worry. Ben Solo exists to simply ruin the mood. ]
The second part of the visionโ that was Lukeโs temple.
[ Hence his intense overbearing worry for his Uncle and completely missing Reyโs Thirst for his dick. ]
Re: Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
It's not the future, Ben.
[ It can't be. She doesn't know why she knows that, but โฆ in her bones, she's sure. ]
Oh no. You pulled an Ellie. Now I am sure Ellifa is canon
I know. [ and he does. He felt it too. It wasnโt a premonition. Just like the lift wasnโt. Or that red room. ] It doesnโt mean that danger has passed.
[ insert some way out of date joke about ben being the one who knocks or some shit. Idk. Look Iโm typing on mobile now thatโs the quality of rp to expect from me atm.
He presses his mouth together before following after her. At the very least his long gangly form is good for following her like a goddamn wookie. Time to head back to the stupid goddamn Falcon. ]
OH NO BECAUSE I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE?? rey's doing her best ok
[ Something tells her that if the danger is there, they shouldn't assume Skywalker doesn't know about it. If anything, they should assume he does, and he knew what he was doing in sending Ben away. For his own protection, maybe. Acting impulsively on his fear that Luke might be in danger could put Luke in danger so easily. ]
I know that you want to help. I know that you want answers. But how do we know we aren't going to lead whatever this is right to his temple?
WHAT EVER YOU SAY ELLIFA. And look Ben is a good soft boy. CRACK HIM GIRL
ben: tonight, after [...] my dad and chewie are sleep / rey: WE GONNA DO IT ???
I swear to god rey. kiss him and touch his dick and make doe eyes. He's done. ILLEGALLY DONE
there you see her sitting there across the way
DONT YOU EVEN BRING THIS SONG INTO IT.
SHE DON'T GOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER
Don't make me start reciting "Won't say I'm in love" to you I wiLl DO IT.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY BUT YOU'RE DYING TO TRY
you know the fuck what. I was gonna not do this thing in this tag but I did because of YOUR SINGING
GO ON AND KISS DE GIRL
WOW HE DID. YOUR TURN TO KISS THE FROG REY.
wow!!! he's not a frog
holds up shiny new Solo knowledge motherfuckers
i'm glad it gave us more to work with
The truest reason Kylo killed Han: HE GOT RID OF THE CAPE ROOM
SOMEONE HAD TO
what? Kill han? Yeah definitely. Had it coming.
NO YOU MONSTER
looks deeply into your eyes. Steps closer. I /am/ a monster. next time i'll get my shirt off
yells more!!!!!
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this fan fic brought to you by "ow, typing han trusts luke with his kids life" hurt me deeply.
GOD IT HURT SO MUCH WHY'D YOU GIVE ME THIS
you crave pain. I know it, JUST AS U DO
u rite ...
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wow how dare you use that icon.
visual aide for ben solo's focus
I dont have one of his dick. Just this
same thing
And Rey has grabbed that shit with vigor.
can't blame her
and now I almost tagged you with my memesock.
stop trying to make rey poly it's not going to happen
Look I can't judge rey if she wants to fuck dank memes
ykinmk
She's attracted to ben swolo/mr galaxywide. she wants the memes
cockblocks her from the memes
with the same timing as horatio laying across my body gg
he wants you to be trapped here for this
I took a picture and I will post it later today so you can see his kawaii hostage skills
i can't wait
but can rey wait for the D
no, and yet she must
AND YET YOU WERE SAYING IT'D HAPPEN A HUNDRED TAGS IN
instead all we have is fucked up surrealist dream bullshit, rip
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i got you this mistake
it took me a while but i moved horatio from laying on my arm to answer this and hes no pleased
it was worth it, horatio
I reward u with this icon again
bless
Prepare yourself for this. 1/2
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the world's shortest tag for emphasis
can you hear ben solo screaming internally from galaxies away?
yes
Dear Rey. U r still naked.
she sure is
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
there are many things she could do about it be careful what u wish 4
DO. SOMETHING. ABOUT IT. (FYI My mom called me in the middle of this tag to talk about saving money)
you asked for this
I did. It's wonderful.
they made it so long
Only because Ben Solo was being an actual good boy but the force and rey got him fucked up
he MIND CONTROLLED HIS DAD
I said **WAS** BEING A GOOD BOY
WELL IT DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH
HOW LONG WOULD LONG ENOUGH HAVE BEEN (4-5 years)
don't be ridiculous we don't have that kind of time
WELL THEN HOW LONG
SHRUGS
this is all according to your keikaku fukkin admit it.
i mean i did once play yagami light
sCREAMS. THROWS POTATO CHIPS AT YOU
eats them slowly
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excuse me as i abuse every light saber icon
this is why you uploaded them right
yes along with the soaking wet force hand
~symbolism~
thank you rian for these not blatant images.
he is a very subtle filmmaker
avert your eyes.
"lol they're dead bitch!!!" yells about that mental image
And then jumping around on the bunk screaming "YOU JUST GOT CUM DUMPSTER'D"
BETWEEN THIS AND 'SEPARATE BUT EQUAL WAYS' I JUST
Look, the only advantage of being black is making race jokes that make whit e folk uncomfortable.
YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I NEED OT BREATHE
Clears throat. Leans into microphone. Omelette du Fromage
don't you bring spongebob squarepants into this
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Tifa???????????????
CRIES LOUDLY MAKE IT STOP
wait. didn't it take three and a half days in the other au? IT TOOK TWO AND A HALF HERE SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is where DJ Kahled enters: YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
counter: it was oral it only half counts they still have time
True. And they didn't have sweaty Fighting time which is a different kind of virginity for them
exactly
Know Iโm writing this in the toys section of wal Mart rn
a perfect place for child pornography
the disney princesses looked on like: At least it isn't us this time
save them
From their sexless existences? Gladly.
THEY NEED LIKE 5 YEARS OK 5 YEARS TO GROW
LOL. To be honest I really only did regular smut with Elsa. She's a BIKE
the burden of the only single disney princess
UP POPS A MASS OF RED CURLY HAIR "OCH! EXCUUUSE ME FOR HAVIN' SUITORS I DIDNAE CHOOSE!!!"
ALRIGHT FINE SECOND SINGLE PRINCESS
YOU MADE ME LOOK UP THIS SHIT FOR LUKES TEMPLE AS A PUNISHMENT
rescues you
U CAN'T SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
true but i can save you from luke's temple headcanons
Better start looking up names now.
go invent a whole planet nai
Look. I had to invent a world for Disney-academy. AU ALL OF DISNEY TO EXIST ALL AT ONCE IM DONE
but luke's temple
https://principalmouse.dreamwidth.org/3549.html D O N E
THAT'S PROBABLY NOT WHERE THE JEDI TEMPLE IS
UH. IT COULD BE. DISNEY OWNS LUKE SO
I MEAN, GRANTED. it could be a kingdom hearts level with star wars characters
I mean. LBR Luke would know Mickey because he's just about as helpful as mickey
i'm so sorry for this tag but you deserved it for mickey!luke
I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.
it's true but here it is anyway
DONT MAKE ME BRING THREEPIO INTO THIS, (EDIT AFTER WRITING COMMENT: Whoops i did)
my favorite ...
me and ruthi need to educate you
i WAS BEING SARCASTIC I HATE THREEPIO also i got your hidden temple reference dw
Good. Really they should just kill threepio in the next movie Everyone just Shrugs
he earned his survival in 'the courtship of princess leia' and i can't rightfully wish him dead now
I will always wish him dead. Take him instead of anyone else JJ
i mean touchรฉ
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HORATIO JUST SNEEZED IN MY FACE AS I WAS TAGGING THIS
A PERFECT ANIMAL
Not as perfect as the Velociraptor which just stole Athena's bed
velociraptor ??? ?
https://i.imgur.com/EM0CNWh.jpg
WHAT EVEN
I got a raptor. Obviously.
ill advised
Better than a gun.
is it tho
I mean. At least it's harder for me to bring into a school??? also wow star wars name generator thx
i was prepared to accept that you just made that up
apparently thereโs a dude at my new job who says thereโs a Star Wars planet close to my name....
... does he mean niima outpost, on jakku?
Either that or a place called โKho Naiโ or the Lanai or a character called Kuma Nai
oh man it's Old Old Sith planet too
my #aesthetic.
a long tag
I'm so happy to be on this rowana journey. Someone make a movie about her and not bobafuckingfett
ikr this is the character maeve's actress deserved
I want a story about the start of the rebellion with that cute mixed girl with red hair
enfys something something ??? yes
NO MORE DARTH MAUL OR BOBA WHO THE FUCK CARES. More LADIES
please nothing but ladies for ten solid years
and then men will blame women for ruining star wars again ig
that's fine
they should really just watch gay porn. I think that would satisfy them
they'd probably still bitch about the women
KMT deleted her Instagram and I hate this world
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