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Kylo Ren
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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Unfortunately my mother and Luke are in a difficult position right now with involving Jedi with politics.
[ Who knew deep dark family secrets could fuck up politics.
Which he'd almost rather talk about than what Rey's asking. ]
Just because the Sith are gone doesn't mean that the darkness is as well-- [ Obviously something Luke had said a billion times before. ] I think someone is targeting people with great potential in the Force to bring them to the dark. I'm not sure for what reason.
[ There's no connection to the First Order yet, after all. ]
As for your place-- [ Wow. No good way to sum up two movies here. Y I K E S ] -- you're a part of that potential. Who ever is behind this must think that you could be strong in the Force.
[ Ben definitely believes that given what he's felt in her, but... he doesn't want to spook her unnecessarily. ]
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[ This sounds highly dubious. The whole thing. Like, in any other universe, this would just be cult recruitment 101. But it's the Jedi and it's Star Wars so she's basically looking at her Hogwarts letter like โฆ r u sure you have the right house โฆ More than anything else. ]
I'm nobody.
[ He's got this big wild legacy background. It makes sense for that darkness to be in him. But who's she in the grand scheme of the universe? Just an orphan slave child on Jakku who didn't even want to leave. ]
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[ ---Ugh he would have been super proud of that a few years back and right now it's
Fraught and problematic. ]
You have the potential to do a lot of things, it doesn't matter where you're from or who you are.
[ Again, here is your hogwarts letter and ben solo is your owl. ]
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(It's because her parents left her.
She can't see herself as valuable when they just left.)
Without reason, she decides it's not worth engaging. So she sets her reservations aside and takes up the tool again, resolved. ]
I'm not a slave. [ She says stiffly. ] I get paid for my work.
[ In โฆ food. Denial is proving to be a Thing with her. There's also some 'I grew up in a rural area where slave is a bad word because only Bad People are slaves because they Let It Happen to Themselves.' Pity those people who are worse off than the people of Jakku, but also think maybe you're ethically superior in some way because you're not putting up with That. ]
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I'm not saying you are, I'm saying Anakin was. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan saw great potential in him that had nothing to do with who he was at the time, but who he could be.
[ And then he became space hitler. whoops ]
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Anyway, there's an awkward pause here before โ ]
Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader.
[ She's heard that story. It made the rounds, after the big coming out party for Leia Organa. Yikes. She's not sure that's the comparison she wants to be drawn against on multiple levels.
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So you've heard it as well.
[ Man gossip travels so fucking quickly he should be less surprised that the ass crack of the universe has heard the news. ]
Anakin had great potential in the light and dark-- unfortunately the path he took was one which led him to become Darth Vader.
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But it's been clinging to her too. She can't disparage him for it.
Regardless, it's a bleak picture. In many ways, for them both. She goes back to working on the fuel injector. It comes free now, and she starts to wiggle her way back out of the crawl space. She sort of figures that her movement will cue him and she doesn't need to worry about a heads up. This may not be true if he's still deliberately avoiding staring at her. ]
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And Whoops Yeah definitely was Not Looking at her so when she comes wiggling out, her ass is going to collide with his shin and he's just-- Yikes. Hops out of the way quickly. No underage ass touching, please. Plz. ]
Sorry.
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[ She finishes climbing out and stands, dusting herself off and gets a look at him andโ ]
You're twitchy.
[ Weirdo. She doesn't seem to expect that to go anywhere, though, so she swaps him the fuel injector for the flashlight, which she turns off and tucks into her bag. Unless he avoids it, there's gasp fingers brushing.
She points behind him. ]
The fuel lines wind all the way up to the cockpit. Do you know where to find them? We'll need to detach them at both sides before we can start coiling them, so I was thinking if you can go detach them on that end, I can start on this side and meet you there when I'm done.
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Also finger-brushing is fine. He can handle finger brushing. It's the Ass he is worried about. I mean I'd say tits too but....
Everyone looks at Rey's chest...
Anyhow he's recovering quickly. They still have shit to do and he doesn't want his dad to have any more ammo then he already (always) has.
He'll take a cursory look around and-- ]
Yeah I can do that.
[ He says with more confidence than me because I am not a mechanic/scavenger/machine head. On Jakku or on Earth. Anyway, he's good. He's done this shit since he was a kid. He'll start to head out and towards the cockpit, but not before saying: ]
If you need anything, just shout.
[ She needs you sweaty and shirtless against her. A lot. ]
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It's tedious work. And it works well to distract her for that reason. Rey can shut the darkness out without any conscious effort, clearing her mind in the monotony. It's an hour, nearly two later when she heads to the cockpit. She's sweating at this point, and it's only compounded with how dirty she was already. She's definitely not living her best, freshest life.
She comes up from behind him, clanging around. ]
How's it going in here?
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But it also means this time. His ass is up for admiration as he's bent under the control panel and having to use the side of the pilot's chair as leverage as he tugs at the line. ]
Almost. [ Mumbled and-- at the very least he still had his gloves on him because oh my god this ship is so fucking dirty.
But a few more twists and a good thorough tug and it comes loose.
He braces a hand on he control panel above him (He's already banged the crown of his head on it a few times. He's ~learned~) and pushes back so he can twist to direct his attention to Rey. ]
I think I got it.
[ You know, someone (mun or muse) want to make up an excuse for her to crawl in there with him. Otherwise he's finished,
And so ready for a shower. Oh my god what a glorious day. ]
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Perfect. Go ahead and start pulling them out. I'll coil them, and we can check on the water tanks. Then we can get out of here.
[ Together. She feels weird saying that after all this time, but โฆ She's ready. She thinks. ]
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For now i can only imagine what Rey is seeing.
He gives her a curt little nod and starts pulling, handing off the length to her. He notes that maybe he should be disturbed how easily it is to form a routine with her. Most times when partnered with someone, they'd get frustrated with his quiet or how quick he was to pick up on certain tasks. Here he worries about neither.
And for this moment, he won't pry about how she feels about the whole. Leaving Jakku thing. He feels she's got enough swirling around her head already, no need to add more. ]
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It's boring work, but she's able to enjoy his company in the quiet. She's used to the quiet, and having someone to share it with makes it companionable .Warmer, somehow.
Eventually they get both coiled up and Rey hooks one loop over her shoulder, gesturing for Kylo to do the same with the other fuel line. Then she waves him on with her and circles around the ship to the reservoirs.
They're tucked away under some other shit, hidden by floor panels, so she drops the coiled fuel lines and starts to open those floor panels up. ]
Thanks for helping me with this.
[ The floor panels come up and reveal a wide basin the size of an above-ground pool but tucked away inside the ship's flooring. It's probably a 3,000 gallon tank, but it doesn't look entirely full. Maybe two third of the way, judging by the minor sloshing going on from Rey moving around.
The opening to the tank is pretty wide, notably. It's meant to fit a giant three-foot diameter hose to fill it speedily. ]
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But even he has to admit the silence is nice. He was honestly afraid for a huge long interrogation about his family and what they were like and if hey had proof of their adventures and the usual 20 questions bullshit. Like.... it's Very nice that Rey, though excited about his family, isn't treating this like an interview for a high school research paper. In turn, he's not being a jack ass and trying to take the lead. He does truthfully know his way around ships, but Rey seems to be a competent (if not OSHA breaking) lead. His ego is not hurt by following a 14 year old girl. ]
Well it does mean an extra couple of minutes in the shower.
[ Amicable joking. Ben Solo you are Done For.
He places the hoses next to hers and kinda circles around the basin of water. It's a lot. Like Han and Chewie would look at this and shrug. Heavily. A lot. ] What's the plan?
[ Glancing up to her in the dim lighting. Between not quite swolo and girl with surprising strength, they aren't to be underestimated. ]
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[ Rey climbs down on top of the tank and loosens the seal on the tank. The circular lid twists and releases some pressure with a popping sound. She pulls it away and shoves it up on top of the floor panels to look in. ]
It doesn't look too bad. Worth filtering, for sure.
[ Two days ago, she'd have drunk from it right now. But she has a mostly full canteen on her hip today, thanks to Ben. She pulls out her flashlight and shines it down and โฆ grimaces a little. ]
There's debris.
[ She looks up at him and shakes her head. ]
The water's mostly clean, but debris like that'll get stuck in a filtration system. Tear it all to pieces.
[ So they have mostly clean water but for the floaty silt and peeled plastic that make it death to a ship's filtration system. And two really sweaty bodies. I hope I don't have to spell out where this is obviously going. ]
I'm sorry, Ben.
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Anywho.
Ben just watches her silently, kinda thinking back to when he was 14 and a Shit Head. Man Leia would have a field day with this girl--
Yikes. Turning off those thoughts. Thoughts about how his parents would probably adore her and either that makes him adopting her as a sister or creeping on her like some sort of child bride and He is just NOT having a great time with this line of thought.
Shake it off like my girl T, Ben.
He shakes his head a bit and gives her a bit of a grin. ]
It's okay, I didn't want to Force Lift this entire thing out of here anyway.
[ Stop unconsciously talking about your powers to show off to girls who are already infatuated with you Ben Solo. Stop talking. Just Stop.
Almost said stop existing but then I remembered Kylo Ren and HAHA WOW.He'll make his way over to grab both spools of tubes-- ]
I'll be able to get a longer shower soon enough. Let's just get out of here.
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It shouldn't be a big deal. ]
It seems a shame to just leave it.
[ She looks up at him. The flashlight makes evident the spots where fuel had stained her clothes from disconnecting the lines, and it's sticky and mixed with the oil and grease and dirt on the patches of exposed skin. She leans over the opening โ considerable in size, easily large enough for a person to slip in through โ and dips her fingertips in the water.
She's scarcely seen so much usable water before in her life. Whenever she did, it wasn't hers. She'd probably have been killed for using any of it in those circumstances. ]
It's warm. [ from being buried underground for so long probably. Not hot, exactly, but a solid eighty plus degrees. She looks up at Ben. ]
What was that you were saying about a hot bath?
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This is illegal. In some systems (not the one they are in currently surely But).
Okay he had been walking around shirtless earlier but shirtless was a whole different thing from. Like. Bathing. Naked. (Remember how we mocked him for freaking out about showering naked. FULL CIRCLE BABY. THATS WHAT I AM HERE FOR) He's those gifs of people looking at numbers and trying to figure them out because there is the balance of wanting to please girl he has suddenly become V V attached to. But also not wanting to break any laws and even being naked in close proximity FEELs LikE pREYING ON HER?
I hope you read that with out taking a breath that's what it's like in his head right now. ]
You don't want to see me naked.
[ Is the fucking dumbest response to say so of course he's going to blurt it out like a dumbass. ]
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[ This is immediate and in a perfectly reasonable tone of voice. She's glad she pointed that out before just stripping off some of her scavenging gear now, as she might have otherwise instinctually have done. He seems to be handling the suggestion badly. Rey looks pretty confused as to why, though. He hadn't seemed at all shy when he was flaunting his chest earlier. ]
We're both wearing underwear, yeah? [ She gestures into the hole of the tank. ] So we can rinse off the worst of it here and take as long as we like without your father standing outside checking his chrono to make sure you haven't taken too long.
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Right. Again. She was just being kind. She was disappointed when she couldn't give Ben a nice Gift of extra water.
You are being the Pervert here, Ben. BAD BEN. BAD. ]
As long as you're comfortable.
[ OOooooo i am sure she's more than comfortable with the prospect of being near an almost naked you, dude.
Besides, there is no chris hansen asking him to take a seat and she hasn't run off giggling about how she has to go Grab something really quick. This is fine. This is all fine. How are you?
Okay.... He's... removing his gloves now as well as dropping those coils. And then his eye gear and Nathan Drake cowl-- slowly. But it is a sign that this is Okay. Being near naked with Underage girls is Fine. ]
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Cool and great and normal.
Recognizing that she is staring, Rey drops her gaze and looks down at her own outfit. Like, surprise, there are underwear in space. Fuck you, George Lucas. So it should be fine.
But she's โฆ never taken her clothes off in front of someone before. Ever. Not even his level of cavalier from earlier. She's seen the girls that people find attractive. Well, that humans find attractive anyway. There's plenty who get by on a different set of skills than Rey gets by on here. They're all curves and smooth skin and dark fluttering eyes and Rey, she's bony and muscled and underfed.
That's not the point, she reminds herself. She's not trying to attract anyone. She shifts to a better sitting position on the tank and strips off her boots, tossing them up to join the pile he's making of his clothes amongst the coiled fuel lines. Then she stands and works off her belt and hood and goggles.
Yep. This is a thing people do. ]
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He was thinking of just leaving them off. The only thing that stopped him is he had no where to Put the fuckers with out a proper room.
By god he can't wait to get back to civilization.
And he's wearing less than Rey (FOR FUKCING ONCE), so it takes him a shorter amount of time to shuck off his boots and then his shirt and then his belt and
there's a pause as he reaches. The pants.
But he's not wearing whitey tighties. Like space boxer briefs. Let's be tasteful here okay. This thread is full of taste. Taste for the younger kind.
When he's finished he glances up and it feels distinctly wrong to look at her while she's stripping. But. Just think about it as if it was... bathing suits? Do they have bathing suits in space? Probably. Or like she was in a tube full of Bacta after getting super fucked up by Darth Vader. Nudity is not sexual. You are over thinking this Ben Solo.
Not gonna ask her if she's finished because that seems. Lewd. So, just bite the bullet. WHat are you gonna do? Wait for her to invite you in? NO that is definitely crossing a line. Just stride on over with the confidence you had in going into that refresher earlier. Yeah.
One Ben Swolo checking into Water Basin of Sin. Sitting on the ledge in front of her before lowering himself in and Wondering about all his life choices. ]
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But is ur modem powerful enough to handle this tag Sorry I took liberties but u will appreciate them
just barely
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And almost tags you with the entirely wrong ice queen
rey/elsa tho
I was laughing with ellie about Rey marveling at how Soft Elsa is all over
and the cold? ? ??
Fun fact: Creators have said her powers are endothermic, hands = cold. Body = warmer than normal
my biology background is screaming rn
I mean. This isn't even getting into how insane her powers are in general. /casually creates life
i mean, granted
Also theres the ice dressโ rey just have a Lot of things to deal with re: Elsa
there's a lot to unpack with elsa on her own that i hadn't thought about apparently
Itโs all good. The creators didnโt put that much thought in it as well. Itโs just us Rpers tha
story of fan life
Either way. It all lines up to rey pulling at elsas dress and cape like โthis extra mferโ
a dress made of ice seems highly impractical, you can't deny it
Uh. More practical for removing it easily. Perfect fit. Extra as hell. Also who needs undies
good news they've almost made it as long as arranged marriage
Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Re: Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Oh no. You pulled an Ellie. Now I am sure Ellifa is canon
OH NO BECAUSE I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE?? rey's doing her best ok
WHAT EVER YOU SAY ELLIFA. And look Ben is a good soft boy. CRACK HIM GIRL
ben: tonight, after [...] my dad and chewie are sleep / rey: WE GONNA DO IT ???
I swear to god rey. kiss him and touch his dick and make doe eyes. He's done. ILLEGALLY DONE
there you see her sitting there across the way
DONT YOU EVEN BRING THIS SONG INTO IT.
SHE DON'T GOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER
Don't make me start reciting "Won't say I'm in love" to you I wiLl DO IT.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY BUT YOU'RE DYING TO TRY
you know the fuck what. I was gonna not do this thing in this tag but I did because of YOUR SINGING
GO ON AND KISS DE GIRL
WOW HE DID. YOUR TURN TO KISS THE FROG REY.
wow!!! he's not a frog
holds up shiny new Solo knowledge motherfuckers
i'm glad it gave us more to work with
The truest reason Kylo killed Han: HE GOT RID OF THE CAPE ROOM
SOMEONE HAD TO
what? Kill han? Yeah definitely. Had it coming.
NO YOU MONSTER
looks deeply into your eyes. Steps closer. I /am/ a monster. next time i'll get my shirt off
yells more!!!!!
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this fan fic brought to you by "ow, typing han trusts luke with his kids life" hurt me deeply.
GOD IT HURT SO MUCH WHY'D YOU GIVE ME THIS
you crave pain. I know it, JUST AS U DO
u rite ...
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wow how dare you use that icon.
visual aide for ben solo's focus
I dont have one of his dick. Just this
same thing
And Rey has grabbed that shit with vigor.
can't blame her
and now I almost tagged you with my memesock.
stop trying to make rey poly it's not going to happen
Look I can't judge rey if she wants to fuck dank memes
ykinmk
She's attracted to ben swolo/mr galaxywide. she wants the memes
cockblocks her from the memes
with the same timing as horatio laying across my body gg
he wants you to be trapped here for this
I took a picture and I will post it later today so you can see his kawaii hostage skills
i can't wait
but can rey wait for the D
no, and yet she must
AND YET YOU WERE SAYING IT'D HAPPEN A HUNDRED TAGS IN
instead all we have is fucked up surrealist dream bullshit, rip
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i got you this mistake
it took me a while but i moved horatio from laying on my arm to answer this and hes no pleased
it was worth it, horatio
I reward u with this icon again
bless
Prepare yourself for this. 1/2
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the world's shortest tag for emphasis
can you hear ben solo screaming internally from galaxies away?
yes
Dear Rey. U r still naked.
she sure is
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
there are many things she could do about it be careful what u wish 4
DO. SOMETHING. ABOUT IT. (FYI My mom called me in the middle of this tag to talk about saving money)
you asked for this
I did. It's wonderful.
they made it so long
Only because Ben Solo was being an actual good boy but the force and rey got him fucked up
he MIND CONTROLLED HIS DAD
I said **WAS** BEING A GOOD BOY
WELL IT DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH
HOW LONG WOULD LONG ENOUGH HAVE BEEN (4-5 years)
don't be ridiculous we don't have that kind of time
WELL THEN HOW LONG
SHRUGS
this is all according to your keikaku fukkin admit it.
i mean i did once play yagami light
sCREAMS. THROWS POTATO CHIPS AT YOU
eats them slowly
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excuse me as i abuse every light saber icon
this is why you uploaded them right
yes along with the soaking wet force hand
~symbolism~
thank you rian for these not blatant images.
he is a very subtle filmmaker
avert your eyes.
"lol they're dead bitch!!!" yells about that mental image
And then jumping around on the bunk screaming "YOU JUST GOT CUM DUMPSTER'D"
BETWEEN THIS AND 'SEPARATE BUT EQUAL WAYS' I JUST
Look, the only advantage of being black is making race jokes that make whit e folk uncomfortable.
YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I NEED OT BREATHE
Clears throat. Leans into microphone. Omelette du Fromage
don't you bring spongebob squarepants into this
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Tifa???????????????
CRIES LOUDLY MAKE IT STOP
wait. didn't it take three and a half days in the other au? IT TOOK TWO AND A HALF HERE SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is where DJ Kahled enters: YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
counter: it was oral it only half counts they still have time
True. And they didn't have sweaty Fighting time which is a different kind of virginity for them
exactly
Know Iโm writing this in the toys section of wal Mart rn
a perfect place for child pornography
the disney princesses looked on like: At least it isn't us this time
save them
From their sexless existences? Gladly.
THEY NEED LIKE 5 YEARS OK 5 YEARS TO GROW
LOL. To be honest I really only did regular smut with Elsa. She's a BIKE
the burden of the only single disney princess
UP POPS A MASS OF RED CURLY HAIR "OCH! EXCUUUSE ME FOR HAVIN' SUITORS I DIDNAE CHOOSE!!!"
ALRIGHT FINE SECOND SINGLE PRINCESS
YOU MADE ME LOOK UP THIS SHIT FOR LUKES TEMPLE AS A PUNISHMENT
rescues you
U CAN'T SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
true but i can save you from luke's temple headcanons
Better start looking up names now.
go invent a whole planet nai
Look. I had to invent a world for Disney-academy. AU ALL OF DISNEY TO EXIST ALL AT ONCE IM DONE
but luke's temple
https://principalmouse.dreamwidth.org/3549.html D O N E
THAT'S PROBABLY NOT WHERE THE JEDI TEMPLE IS
UH. IT COULD BE. DISNEY OWNS LUKE SO
I MEAN, GRANTED. it could be a kingdom hearts level with star wars characters
I mean. LBR Luke would know Mickey because he's just about as helpful as mickey
i'm so sorry for this tag but you deserved it for mickey!luke
I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.
it's true but here it is anyway
DONT MAKE ME BRING THREEPIO INTO THIS, (EDIT AFTER WRITING COMMENT: Whoops i did)
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