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Kylo Ren
The protein shakes, where are they?
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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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name. naima
age. 30
timezone. PST
discord. nainai#8088
plurk. billnaisciguy
code. tessisamess
it's ok my soul has literally left my body i moved my classroom today
[ She glances back up at him, then nods her head a little and sighs. ]
I'll think about taking one. A short one.
y i k e s moving is a literal trigger for me so i do not blame u
If we had a tub I'd suggest a hot bath first.
[ With a bathbomb that has a custom wrapped kyber crystal inside. And this dude is into l u x u r y bathing. jfc. ]
I'd feel better if you used some of it.
[ Since she seems so intent on getting it for him??? Probably just worried about water resources since she's lived out here her entire life.
Honestly, it'd be nice to take her to other planets before heading off to Luke's, just to show her what other worlds looked like. Though then that begs three important questions:
A) Does Maz still have Anakin's blade right now??????
B) WHAT THE FUCK PLANET WAS LUKE'S TEMPLE ON????
C) Is Ben gonna go to Chandrila to get all of his goddamn hair care/bath shit this time??? (Hippie camp is no good place to get hair care products let him tell u rey)
Actually. Speaking of home and leaving things behind-- if she's really going to leave Jakku-- ] Did you have a home here? [ He hesitates before he says "home" because he can't imagine how nice it would have been. How much could someone who was sold for drinking money have a "home" on a planet with a blob fish tbh? ] We can find it and grab anything you don't want to leave behind.
[ In a world where Ben Solo isn't brainwashed into believing sentiment is the Worst. ]
moved my classroom now i get to move my house in the like ... 12 hours before i leave for comic con
She doesn't have to think about it very long because quite promptly he ruins the mood. ]
I don't have to get anything.
[ She says this and turns back to the panel she's opening. She pulls it off and sets it aside, opening up the fuel system. She's able to test levels and effectiveness from here, and the injector is just inside the wall for them to remove before they start collecting fuel lines. ]
I'm gonna need more light than this. Do you mind? [ She holds her flashlight up for him. She needs both hands. ]
..... takes out xanax prescription just reading that.
As much as he bitched about them-- they were here now. Here and really trying, despite their flaws.
He doesn't want to know what he'd look like if his family had just given up on him.
He plucks the light from her hand and bends at the waist to shine it where she needs to go and--- oh god. Teenage ass again. Time to find that ocean and coach yourself away from thoughts about teenage asses.
Also i just want you to know that whole "what the fuck is the point of baths" monologue she had in her head right there means she needs to walk in on Ben in a bath or shower scenario. Communal, personal, I don't give a fuck. I give not one single fuck. ]
You sure there's nothing we can do for you?
[ Let. Her. Eat. ]
i broke down crying and my fiancรฉ removed me from the packing process
You've done plenty. Believe me.
[ She offers him a smile โ a grateful one, wide-eyed and genuine. It would be hard to put to words what Ben had really done for her. She didn't have to be alone anymore. That's not the kind of thing words can convey, and โฆ and she doesn't think he understands what that loneliness was like. So she just hopes that he takes her at her word.
Then she turns away and sure enough climbs into the wall panel and makes room for the beam of light to continue shining past her to where she needs to work. The result is, yes, teenage ass again. It's worse, actually, because this is crawl space and her knees are pulled up under her chest so she's sort of bowed forward to get at the fuel injector to remove it, and it pushes her ass up.
Think of the ocean, Ben. Think of the ocean. ]
These couplings are really stiff. I think there's sand in them or something. This might take a while. [ She reaches up to wipe sweat from her forehead. ] And it might mean we have to flush the fuel lines after we salvage those to get any debris clear.
Big Mood tbh. I'm slowly decluttering and it's like unpacking a box of emotional issues every sq ft
And right now he is definitely thinking of that ocean and looking directly away from her ass and he is SO MAD AT HAN SOLO FOR BEING A DICK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE NOW HES MORE SELFCONCIOUS ABOUT THAT TEENAGE ASS. He needs an iphone to awkwardly play with so he doesn't have to look at said ass. ]
Anything I can do out here?
[ Besides not stare at your ass?
Take off your shirt and cover yourself in oil]inventorying ur life is like "have you thought about childhood trauma lately???"
[ She says this fluidly. After all, he'd promised her a history lesson. The Force. the Jedi. All of it. And the whole time he gives this lecture, she's just going to be working on the fuel injector tbh. It sounds like a long story and she knows this is going to take a long time and not a lot of brainpower, so. Perfect combo.
She also doesn't know why it feels stuffier in here than the rest of the ship, but you know. Maybe that's Ben Solo's thirst across the bond. He has a while to get his boner under control too, this way. ]
"Ah look. Here is a box full of my abandonment issues. I should hold on to them or I'll break down"
The Jedi. Jesus christ. You hate me don't you. You actually want me to go look this shit up. I feel like i should just have him be like "Which version of the story, the new story, the original expanded universe, the ones that the weird fanboys want to believe, or what we probably would actually know now because I really doubt we had pow wows with Yoda about this shit". And you know, then there's also the fact that I gotta make up what Luke's philosophy was like at Jedi Hippie camp because I am fairly sure even after throwing out the EU that he wasn't the whole Black And White Force kinda dude, but how does that work in the narrative that was told with Luke and Ben. but whatever. It's cool. Fine tifa. Thanks.
So cool. Teenage ass and ancient religious orders. ]
Well-- Luke always told new-comers that the first thing one should know about the Jedi is that he was throwing most of the old antiquated rules out.
[ In so many words and more colorful language. ]
They've been seen as peace keepers, but could have done a better job. And Luke always took his connection to the Force to be more about finding a balance between light and dark. Seeing each and judging neither. He credits that to why he was able to see the light in Darth Vader.
[ And he's just pausing here wondering how bored to tears is she right now listening to this.
He continually forgets that he actually comes from an insanely epic family????? ]
too real too real
She grunts and rocks back and forth with the effort of trying to get the bolts loose. It's probably not helping him think about things that aren't teenage ass. ]
Balance between the light and dark of what? You mean that darkness I saw last night?
[ In her dream. Their dream? Still unclear. ]
What does that have to do with the Force?
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The light and dark are tied to the very nature of life. You can't have one with out the other. [
Make a wish and sign this contract and I can make you into a Jedi Knight] I think the darkness we both have been seeing so strongly could be the work of an outside force. You saw a figure, right?[ He'd only seen it in flashes in his mind before, but with Rey next to him, it became that much more obvious there was something there beyond what was normal. ]
And the Force-- you can't think of it as a thing, but something which ties everything together. Life, death, light, dark, joy, and sorrow. It's everywhere, binding all life as one.
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[ She says this slowly like she wants to sound like she understands but she doesn't understand. At all. It's not a thing, but it's a thing which binds other things together. Like rope? Isn't rope still a thing? She gets the bolts loose and huffs out a breath, relieved to be working the injector free now. ]
If you can't have one without the other, why do the Jedi need to find the balance? Isn't it always there?
[ Between these non-things of the light and dark parts of something that's not a thing which binds the universe together?? Her head hurts. ]
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The Jedi weren't always about finding the balance, for a long time they were concerned with only the light-- the response was what let the Sith rise in power. [ She's getting super cliff notes. ] And that denial of the dark is what led the Jedi to fall.
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[ A.k.a this is astonishingly boring and not telling her anything about herself. She'd really expected the meaning of life here. And maybe Ben gave it, but not in terms she understands. Something something binding life, I guess. ]
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That's what happens when you involve an ancient order of Jedi in politics.
[ ----------He's not Wrong. ]
Luke wanted to get away from the political aspects of the Jedi. [ A hippie way of life, not a political affiliation.
Also you should definitely strip ben solo. plz. ]
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[ But hey, maybe he had good reason. She just can't help but think in the face of the First Order's growing power, powerful light wouldn't be entirely unwelcome. Sitting it out seems to be letting the galaxy grow a little darker too, balance be damned.
But she's no expert. Maybe she just sounds like an idiot to Ben. Notably, she does not retract her previous assessment despite this thought. She's not willing to change her opinion for fear of what Ben thinks of it. ]
So what's your theory? You were ready to tell Skywalker something. I'm obviously not a Jedi โ why do I keep seeing this darkness? What's my place in this ancient order?
[ It literally hasn't occurred to her that she has the Force too because it has only presented in weirdo visions and scary dark figures. It reads to her more like being preyed upon by a Force-user. ]
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Unfortunately my mother and Luke are in a difficult position right now with involving Jedi with politics.
[ Who knew deep dark family secrets could fuck up politics.
Which he'd almost rather talk about than what Rey's asking. ]
Just because the Sith are gone doesn't mean that the darkness is as well-- [ Obviously something Luke had said a billion times before. ] I think someone is targeting people with great potential in the Force to bring them to the dark. I'm not sure for what reason.
[ There's no connection to the First Order yet, after all. ]
As for your place-- [ Wow. No good way to sum up two movies here. Y I K E S ] -- you're a part of that potential. Who ever is behind this must think that you could be strong in the Force.
[ Ben definitely believes that given what he's felt in her, but... he doesn't want to spook her unnecessarily. ]
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[ This sounds highly dubious. The whole thing. Like, in any other universe, this would just be cult recruitment 101. But it's the Jedi and it's Star Wars so she's basically looking at her Hogwarts letter like โฆ r u sure you have the right house โฆ More than anything else. ]
I'm nobody.
[ He's got this big wild legacy background. It makes sense for that darkness to be in him. But who's she in the grand scheme of the universe? Just an orphan slave child on Jakku who didn't even want to leave. ]
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[ ---Ugh he would have been super proud of that a few years back and right now it's
Fraught and problematic. ]
You have the potential to do a lot of things, it doesn't matter where you're from or who you are.
[ Again, here is your hogwarts letter and ben solo is your owl. ]
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(It's because her parents left her.
She can't see herself as valuable when they just left.)
Without reason, she decides it's not worth engaging. So she sets her reservations aside and takes up the tool again, resolved. ]
I'm not a slave. [ She says stiffly. ] I get paid for my work.
[ In โฆ food. Denial is proving to be a Thing with her. There's also some 'I grew up in a rural area where slave is a bad word because only Bad People are slaves because they Let It Happen to Themselves.' Pity those people who are worse off than the people of Jakku, but also think maybe you're ethically superior in some way because you're not putting up with That. ]
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I'm not saying you are, I'm saying Anakin was. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan saw great potential in him that had nothing to do with who he was at the time, but who he could be.
[ And then he became space hitler. whoops ]
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Anyway, there's an awkward pause here before โ ]
Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader.
[ She's heard that story. It made the rounds, after the big coming out party for Leia Organa. Yikes. She's not sure that's the comparison she wants to be drawn against on multiple levels.
But it ain't wrong.]no subject
So you've heard it as well.
[ Man gossip travels so fucking quickly he should be less surprised that the ass crack of the universe has heard the news. ]
Anakin had great potential in the light and dark-- unfortunately the path he took was one which led him to become Darth Vader.
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But it's been clinging to her too. She can't disparage him for it.
Regardless, it's a bleak picture. In many ways, for them both. She goes back to working on the fuel injector. It comes free now, and she starts to wiggle her way back out of the crawl space. She sort of figures that her movement will cue him and she doesn't need to worry about a heads up. This may not be true if he's still deliberately avoiding staring at her. ]
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And Whoops Yeah definitely was Not Looking at her so when she comes wiggling out, her ass is going to collide with his shin and he's just-- Yikes. Hops out of the way quickly. No underage ass touching, please. Plz. ]
Sorry.
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[ She finishes climbing out and stands, dusting herself off and gets a look at him andโ ]
You're twitchy.
[ Weirdo. She doesn't seem to expect that to go anywhere, though, so she swaps him the fuel injector for the flashlight, which she turns off and tucks into her bag. Unless he avoids it, there's gasp fingers brushing.
She points behind him. ]
The fuel lines wind all the way up to the cockpit. Do you know where to find them? We'll need to detach them at both sides before we can start coiling them, so I was thinking if you can go detach them on that end, I can start on this side and meet you there when I'm done.
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But is ur modem powerful enough to handle this tag Sorry I took liberties but u will appreciate them
just barely
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And almost tags you with the entirely wrong ice queen
rey/elsa tho
I was laughing with ellie about Rey marveling at how Soft Elsa is all over
and the cold? ? ??
Fun fact: Creators have said her powers are endothermic, hands = cold. Body = warmer than normal
my biology background is screaming rn
I mean. This isn't even getting into how insane her powers are in general. /casually creates life
i mean, granted
Also theres the ice dressโ rey just have a Lot of things to deal with re: Elsa
there's a lot to unpack with elsa on her own that i hadn't thought about apparently
Itโs all good. The creators didnโt put that much thought in it as well. Itโs just us Rpers tha
story of fan life
Either way. It all lines up to rey pulling at elsas dress and cape like โthis extra mferโ
a dress made of ice seems highly impractical, you can't deny it
Uh. More practical for removing it easily. Perfect fit. Extra as hell. Also who needs undies
good news they've almost made it as long as arranged marriage
Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Re: Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Oh no. You pulled an Ellie. Now I am sure Ellifa is canon
OH NO BECAUSE I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE?? rey's doing her best ok
WHAT EVER YOU SAY ELLIFA. And look Ben is a good soft boy. CRACK HIM GIRL
ben: tonight, after [...] my dad and chewie are sleep / rey: WE GONNA DO IT ???
I swear to god rey. kiss him and touch his dick and make doe eyes. He's done. ILLEGALLY DONE
there you see her sitting there across the way
DONT YOU EVEN BRING THIS SONG INTO IT.
SHE DON'T GOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER
Don't make me start reciting "Won't say I'm in love" to you I wiLl DO IT.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY BUT YOU'RE DYING TO TRY
you know the fuck what. I was gonna not do this thing in this tag but I did because of YOUR SINGING
GO ON AND KISS DE GIRL
WOW HE DID. YOUR TURN TO KISS THE FROG REY.
wow!!! he's not a frog
holds up shiny new Solo knowledge motherfuckers
i'm glad it gave us more to work with
The truest reason Kylo killed Han: HE GOT RID OF THE CAPE ROOM
SOMEONE HAD TO
what? Kill han? Yeah definitely. Had it coming.
NO YOU MONSTER
looks deeply into your eyes. Steps closer. I /am/ a monster. next time i'll get my shirt off
yells more!!!!!
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this fan fic brought to you by "ow, typing han trusts luke with his kids life" hurt me deeply.
GOD IT HURT SO MUCH WHY'D YOU GIVE ME THIS
you crave pain. I know it, JUST AS U DO
u rite ...
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wow how dare you use that icon.
visual aide for ben solo's focus
I dont have one of his dick. Just this
same thing
And Rey has grabbed that shit with vigor.
can't blame her
and now I almost tagged you with my memesock.
stop trying to make rey poly it's not going to happen
Look I can't judge rey if she wants to fuck dank memes
ykinmk
She's attracted to ben swolo/mr galaxywide. she wants the memes
cockblocks her from the memes
with the same timing as horatio laying across my body gg
he wants you to be trapped here for this
I took a picture and I will post it later today so you can see his kawaii hostage skills
i can't wait
but can rey wait for the D
no, and yet she must
AND YET YOU WERE SAYING IT'D HAPPEN A HUNDRED TAGS IN
instead all we have is fucked up surrealist dream bullshit, rip
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i got you this mistake
it took me a while but i moved horatio from laying on my arm to answer this and hes no pleased
it was worth it, horatio
I reward u with this icon again
bless
Prepare yourself for this. 1/2
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the world's shortest tag for emphasis
can you hear ben solo screaming internally from galaxies away?
yes
Dear Rey. U r still naked.
she sure is
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
there are many things she could do about it be careful what u wish 4
DO. SOMETHING. ABOUT IT. (FYI My mom called me in the middle of this tag to talk about saving money)
you asked for this
I did. It's wonderful.
they made it so long
Only because Ben Solo was being an actual good boy but the force and rey got him fucked up
he MIND CONTROLLED HIS DAD
I said **WAS** BEING A GOOD BOY
WELL IT DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH
HOW LONG WOULD LONG ENOUGH HAVE BEEN (4-5 years)
don't be ridiculous we don't have that kind of time
WELL THEN HOW LONG
SHRUGS
this is all according to your keikaku fukkin admit it.
i mean i did once play yagami light
sCREAMS. THROWS POTATO CHIPS AT YOU
eats them slowly
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excuse me as i abuse every light saber icon
this is why you uploaded them right
yes along with the soaking wet force hand
~symbolism~
thank you rian for these not blatant images.
he is a very subtle filmmaker
avert your eyes.
"lol they're dead bitch!!!" yells about that mental image
And then jumping around on the bunk screaming "YOU JUST GOT CUM DUMPSTER'D"
BETWEEN THIS AND 'SEPARATE BUT EQUAL WAYS' I JUST
Look, the only advantage of being black is making race jokes that make whit e folk uncomfortable.
YOU HAVE TO STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I NEED OT BREATHE
Clears throat. Leans into microphone. Omelette du Fromage
don't you bring spongebob squarepants into this
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Tifa???????????????
CRIES LOUDLY MAKE IT STOP
wait. didn't it take three and a half days in the other au? IT TOOK TWO AND A HALF HERE SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is where DJ Kahled enters: YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
counter: it was oral it only half counts they still have time
True. And they didn't have sweaty Fighting time which is a different kind of virginity for them
exactly
Know Iโm writing this in the toys section of wal Mart rn
a perfect place for child pornography
the disney princesses looked on like: At least it isn't us this time
save them
From their sexless existences? Gladly.
THEY NEED LIKE 5 YEARS OK 5 YEARS TO GROW
LOL. To be honest I really only did regular smut with Elsa. She's a BIKE
the burden of the only single disney princess
UP POPS A MASS OF RED CURLY HAIR "OCH! EXCUUUSE ME FOR HAVIN' SUITORS I DIDNAE CHOOSE!!!"
ALRIGHT FINE SECOND SINGLE PRINCESS
YOU MADE ME LOOK UP THIS SHIT FOR LUKES TEMPLE AS A PUNISHMENT
rescues you
U CAN'T SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
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