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[vaderstan]

Ben Solo
Kylo Ren

The protein shakes, where are they?

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GENERAL PROMPTS

Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)

Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation

Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity

Ben Solo Pre-First Order

Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek

Jedi Hippie camp with Luke

BEN AND HIS FAMILY

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Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why

Becoming his father's son

Also being just like his mother

AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE

Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her

Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force

Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben

Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.

Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI

Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes

Rebuilding the Jedi Order

Post War Threads

Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later

Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious

Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise

SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down

If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME

Hand touching

I love you. I know.

Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)

Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo

Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT

FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT

Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans

REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL

CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE

Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.

Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.

Visiting Ahch'to together

Empress Rey

Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order

Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances

Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno

Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me

Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep

Public Sex

Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)

SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.

CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS

I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is

AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)

I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious

Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it

God I will add more later. Really just tag me.

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YES

text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.

ous/ au/ all us tbh

previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.

EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT

FLUFF

contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up

Angst

redemption arcs

intense emotionally heavy threads

Smut

general

hurt comfort

Kylo or Rey getting injured

Kylo being a huge fucking brat.

if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!

NO

Rape.

Dull RP.

Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

Me doing the work of moving a scene along

rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)

scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.

gender/sexuality play.

degradation involving racism or ablism.

power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.

AUs with no information

OCs with no information

Maybe

Dub con

torture

killing

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APPEARANCEINFOHERE

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Mental health

I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.

I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.

I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)

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[vaderstan]

[ You know every time Kylo Ren thinks why didn't he meet Rey sooner in his life?????


This is why.

This right here.

He is so confused how Rey goes from trying to mold herself to his side to throwing some major shade at him in like. One tag flat but let me tell you the answer Ben Solo: Tsundere. Repeat after me. Tsundere.

Anyhow, that's not his main concern at the moment. His main concern is... well... Beyond the fact that REY IS JUST FREELY ROLLING AROUND IN THE GUTS OF A SHIP WHICH POSSIBLY KILL HER??? Child slavery is no joke in these parts. But the darkness concerns him. And specifically ruminating on it isn't going to do any good. It seemed ready to move in swiftly, way too swiftly for his liking. At this point it's looking as though staying here with Rey was the best decision to make.


In the meantime, he is Not going to grab himself an eyeful of underage ass. Nope. He'll just turn to the side so he dos not contemplate under age ass and add to all of his problems. ]

I thought I was teaching you.

[ Thanks sass master. He'll just stand over here and think of his dumb fucking ocean himself. ]

[forcevisions]

You seem tense, Master Jedi.

[ She offers no further explanation than this. A moment later literally her entire upper body disappears into the guts of the hyperdrive with her hydrospanner, and her banging around echoes around in it. Maybe she'll hear him if he replies???

Regardless she seems to be taking his advice. Focusing on her breathing, slowing it, calming it, embracing the monotony of the task. It has worked for her thus far, so it makes sense, and she has no fond memories. Total presence, perfect self-examination in the moment, this will work for her.

A distant thought distracts her that maybe, eventually, she'll be able to think on moments with him as times she found peace. That moment in the Falcon for example, last night, when he'd held her. But that wasn't exactly peace. Something had simmered beneath the surface of that interaction. She doesn't let it preoccupy her too much.

This ridiculous family has been the only positive influence her life has seen. She's not going to ruin it by examining it too closely. ]

not fun facts: Ellie and I just realized leia may have felt everything in our thread thru the force.

[vaderstan]

[ ???Who gave her the right to sass him so much. He's just sitting here, keeping her company, chasing away monsters in the dark, and she's just a sass machine. Though, does he really mind it?

Not really.

People tended to keep away from him. Either put off by his gloomy attitude or by the prestige of his name and family.

He makes a noise. Sucking through his teeth and a bit bewildered. ]

I'm no where near being a master.

[ It's strange, he notes, the voice which used to whisper that he could be more powerful than any jedi has grown so much weaker. He's not sure when or why-- he wishes he had paid more attention to it now. ]

LEAVE LEIA ALONE

[forcevisions]

And you're deflecting. That's a bad combination.

[ Tense and deflecting. She's not going to touch upon whether or not he's a master. Honestly, she'd prefer that he was so that he could teach her and she wouldn't have to go see Luke. Now that Ben has warned him about her — and it does feel like a warning — she's worried about the exact perception Ben had reported his own father having about him.

Not to mention there is of course that voice gnawing at the back of her mind telling her not to actively pursue the question of her family lest she be disappointed. In her bones she knows that she and Ben aren't related, but her conscious mind is entertaining it despite all reservations because her ache to belong is equally powerful as her need to delude herself.

It's a big yikes.

Alright, so maybe she's the one really side-stepping here, nagging him instead of engaging her own bullshit. But she's able to keep a clear head with no bullshit bothering her at all while she's working, so it feels easy to put it all off on him. ]

What's the matter? Was it something Skywalker said?

OMG SHES THE ONE WHO BROUGHT LEIA UP. I JUST POINTED OUT THE OBVIOUS

[vaderstan]

[ His brow furrows and he can't decide whether he's okay or not with the fact that they can read one another so easily. Or the fact that it's just gotten stronger after they shared that moment and Maybe. That's what pushed Luke out.

He shifts on his feet behind her, plucking his lightsaber from his belt and examining the hilt. Keeping his mind busy on wondering which modifications to test out. ]

Did you not hear him compare me to my father?

[ Still a deflection. But really-- ]

Nothing he said disturbed me that deeply. We hardly had a real chance to talk.

LET HER LIVE

[forcevisions]

I only heard bits and pieces.

[ Her voice echoes around inside the hyperdrive's shell, making her sound further away than she is. A few grunts come next, then a loud clang as something comes loose. She wiggles a little to start pulling herself free of the mess of moving parts that she has burrowed her way into, and when she's free, she has covered herself in black streaks of engine grease and she holds up a capacitor for him to take. ]

Speaking of your father ... That's half our problems solved. The rest will be worse, though. We need to cut the fuel lines off this thing and borrow the whole lines to make up for the places where the Falcon's were punctured, plus the injector system.

[ She wipes the back of her glove across her mouth, smearing away sweat. ]

We should get it to Chewie. You'll be able to leave sooner if we get them working on this part now, and all help with the fuel lines tonight.

OH SHES ALIVE. SHES ALIVE AND PROBABLY READY TO RAMBO

[vaderstan]

[ Well. At least he was not looking at her wiggling out because he may have been tempted to grab her hips and pull her out. Which. As much as we are joking about everything, is the carcass of a long dead freighter really a good location for first time fucking?

Don't u try to fukkin do it I swear to god.

He glances to the part and back to her and realizes how much he is in the need of a fucking shower right now but takes it from her gingerly. ]

I thought you said I didn't need my gloves anymore.

[ What a goddamn neat freak tbh. But it's not like he expected to stay clean working on a ship so. whatever. He'll get gross. Take a shower later. It'll be fine.

And you know before she has any time to misinterpret that about her being gross and disgusting when it's really just him worrying about himself, he's going to just divert the subject. ]

You still haven't decided whether you want to come with us or not?

[ Stop. Stop asking her to join you. Have you seen the movies? THIS DOESNT WORK. ]

i mean probably

[forcevisions]

[ 'don't try to do it,' you say, as if we aren't only 170 comments in. i have standards, ok. she's fourteen.

it'll be at least another hundred comments.

anyway.

For a minute she's genuinely perplexed by the fact that he thinks he needs his gloves for that ?? Like. Dude. Dude. But she doesn't get a chance to comment on it anyway because he's bringing up a worse topic like whether she's sticking around or not.

She looks uneasy. Genuinely uneasy. She's been grappling with this and she doesn't have a good answer. Like, at all. She's been avoiding thinking about it, honestly. More now that she feels like she wants to avoid Skywalker on account of not wanting to get that Look. ]

So far your Jedi wisdom has amounted to "clear your mind." [ She looks at him. ] I'm not convinced you can help me, even if I come with you.

[ Yes. This is easier than confronting real issues of her abandonment. She heads into the hall of the freighter and starts back towards the entrance they'd made for themselves. It's the only source of light at this point, so it's easy to head towards. ]

We can take a break. Drink some water, give Chewie the part to fix the hyperdrive, and you can tell me more about the Force and the Jedi.

Honestly she woulda been an asset if Rey had brought her along but she wants dibs on nut removal

[vaderstan]

[ I mean, to be fair. He is also avoiding telling her that her parents are dead and that she's definitely being stalked by someone who is potentially more OP than Luke Skywalker and by the way it's probably his fault.


I mean.

This is all not to mention the fact that he's thinking maybe he needs to make himself more suspeptible to save her? Would that be worth the sacrifice? It's so fucking dumb, but it's also pretty skywalker. Yeah Sure Kylo. You should totally go turn yourself into a predator perverted weirdo in a gold robe with horrendously elaborate shoes and join daft punk for a few years because that will stop this girl who you have just met and who is inexplicably tied to you from getting involved. Not like I've been watching that movie for the past few years.

Anyway, this is all to underline the point that he's not sure what to do with her because he's not sure she wants any of this in the first place.

But maybe that's something he needs to confront with himself. With his father as well.

Following her now. Not a wookiee, but a tiny child. He keeps reminding himself of that. ]

I can promise you, it's all much more boring than any story makes it sound. There's a lot of lifting rocks and clearing your mind.

[ At least. Like. Twice a day.

I mean. IDK I guess extra material could come out to make it Super exciting, but given what i know about any sport/martial art/anything that takes time to master and practice, I'm sorry Rey. It's all lifting rocks and clearing your mind and then you can stop lasers in mid air and get the best line to your Dark User with Benefits. ]

which, fair

[forcevisions]

Are you sure you actually want me to come with you? You're not making a very convincing case.

[ This is delivered bluntly. Out of anyone else, it might be a joke, but Rey is very serious. At this point she feels pretty confident in saying that he's not entirely sold on it himself right now — as a result, his efforts to evangelize her feel … lacking. Soulless. She surveys him, partly in skepticism and partly in measure of his abilities.

And there's something else there too.

She's realizing that this daily routine — scavenging, scrapping parts — it's all more doable with company. This doesn't feel half as agonizing. Partly because of the conversation, partly because now that she's done the hard work of removing it, he can be the one to carry the component.

It's hard to balance that with her uncertainty about joining him. His presence matters to her, makes her life a little bit better in ways she can't help but notice, yet she's not sure that anything he's actually offering is right for her at all because of all their mutual hang-ups. What a wild ride. ]

Maybe you should just stay here instead.

SHould i apologize for this tag?

[vaderstan]

[ Okay first off, lets appreciate how badly a conversation about staying on Jakku would go with Han and Chewie. They'd probably literally knock him out and tie him to the ship.

Wow that wouldn't be traumatic at all right????

Anywho... he sort of realizes now like


He hasn't been making his case.

He hasn't because he's in a weird spot himself. A spot where like, at least at jedi camp he'd felt like he was doing something, but now he's not and he wasn't sure why. But now maybe he's cracked a mystery. And like it seemed like a dumb mystery at first. Just: "Yeah Ben Solo. Of course you're evil. You were related to Darth Vader this entire time" sort of mystery.


But now it's much more grave and-- Not gonna lie, he's hesitant because if something is getting something over on his Uncle he's not sure how he can take it on. Like. What is he gonna do, just chop someone in half with a lightsaber.

But all of that-- Even with all of that... in spite of, because of-- whatever. It doesn't matter.

Something is pulling them together.

It's not even about how he's starting to see how she could be beautiful even covered in grime and he likes???? touching her. This was something bigger than all of that and-- big steps. Big steps foward and he'll tug her arm so she's facing him. The light is dim, he's biting back those churning emotions that aren't helping him right now. Straight into her eyes. ]

I want you with me when we leave. [ Oh. ] All of this-- [ The bond, the darkness, everything between them ]-- could mean nothing, and we can keep working with my father, and you get paid a fair wage for the work you do.

[ Because-- Okay even if Han is shifty about her. He's Not gonna like leaving a child slave in the hands of Unkar Plutt. ]

But if it does mean something, we can figure it out together.

[ ?????? Ben ?/ /? Solo?/?/ /??? you CAN'T just SAY THAT SHIT TO FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS??//? ? ??/ ???/ ]

YES you absolutely should

[forcevisions]

[ The first clue that Rey has it bad is in the fact that he keeps touching her and she keeps letting him. Not slapping him away, not bristling, not getting ready for a fight. In fact, she doesn't even raise her hackles. Perhaps because in the back of her mind, she can feel his intent, and she knows not to be afraid of him. The rest of the world can mean her harm, but she can feel Ben Solo's intent, and he would only protect her.

What he says, then, only puts voice to this thing that they have not otherwise proven able to substantiate and define. She whips around to look up at him, and her eyes go soft and wide and glassy as he makes this declaration that's more insistent upon her value than anything she's ever heard in her life. What he says makes it painfully clear that his concern is with keeping her company, whatever it takes.

She's never been anyone's priority before.

Something claws its way up her throat. It's the sort of panic that emerges from not knowing how to react because it's just so much that he dumps at her feet. For a moment, she even thinks he might kiss her. This is usually when people kiss. That's the look, the feeling, the kind of thing they say. She's sure of that because she's heard stories.

Except he doesn't kiss her. In fact, his mouth looks set in a firm, imploring line of a desperate man. The thought of her staying here, she realizes, scares him. It scares him because he'll lose her, and he can't stand the idea of leaving her behind.

(Like her parents did.)

There's the rest too, of course. There's the fact that she's never been offered a fair wage and a reasonable job and a place where she feels safe like she has felt safe on the Falcon. All the things he has brought into her life with him, he offers those too. She'd be a fool to refuse it — especially when he has offered her the only thing she is missing here, a path to her parents.

It's a good thing he's holding that hyperdrive component or she'd be hugging him right now. And that'd be a bad path to go down in the dim corners of a husk of a light freighter. Slowly, wetting dry lips, she nods. ]

Okay. [ A beat. ] I'll come.

[ A lame finish to his declaration. But it's a big deal for her. Monumental. ]

Well at least no body kissed anyone. Still laughin about Rey meeting Girl Who Macked On Ben

[vaderstan]

[ Sorry Rey, you're gonna have to kiss him. Because he's just firmly of the mindset that "She cannot be attracted to me and my dumb ears". Like it's not even a mindset it's a way of being. So he got some doki dokis, it's natural. He's still not super geezer and she's young, but it's clear she will be beautiful when she's an adult so.

Whatever. Don't over think it.

Really, he's just relieved that she's agreed. He's not going to question it. He'll have to deal with his father's aggravation and

Well. Time to have the talk with his dad. The "Everyone in this family is scared of me because of Darth Vader and it's Really Bothering me because I feel like I need to Be Him so someone takes me SERIOUSLY" talk.






Rey you just ran into the middle of some BullSHIT.

He drops her hand gently (to our disappointment) and gives her a little nod. ]

Let's get this back to the Falcon.

[ He'll give her space to get out and... again. Try not to assume she needs help getting out. But if she struggles to get out of the hole well guess who will be setting down the part and holding her hips to help her wriggle out?

This asshole right here. ]

Betrayal. expect betrayal.

[forcevisions]

[ She doesn't need his help getting out, exactly, but she does prompt him to help her out by putting his knee out because she's small and he's a giant and she's not going to neglect to use her resources just to prove a point. Her continued survival has proven that point already. She's not here to prove her capabilities to anyone — she's well aware of them, and so is Ben.

So Rey gets her heel on his leg and grabs onto the edges of the hole, which have cooled down partially and then heated up in the midday sun so it's touch and go. Luckily she's wearing gloves. She hoists herself up and wriggles in the process of adjusting her grip while bearing all her weight. It's an exciting process that involves almost kicking him in the head to get herself momentum.

Anyway. The really exciting part is when she's almost out but she does have a little bit of difficulty pulling herself up so there's more definitive wriggling and squirming of her butt getting out of there. Probably just enough to get him to reach out to help and find it was mostly unnecessary as she pulls herself free a moment later.

Just. All kinds of teenage ass in his face. Luckily she wears that mostly shapeless wrap that is completely hanging loose and not covering her Actually Shapely Butt in Those Pants while this is going on.

Anyway it's fine. I'm sure Ben isn't bothered at all.

She slides down the side of the hull and pulls her canteen out to chug a portion of what's left. She's not going to be able to find more, so she only drinks like a quarter of it. Some for Ben now, and some for both of them after they've got the fuel lines. It's rationing. If he can free himself successfully, when he comes down, she's wiping water stray water spray from her lips into her mouth and extending the canteen to him. ]

God now i need to come up with a name for HER AT LEAST. Shamelessly calls her Mara

[vaderstan]

[ Teenage ass that He Is Fine With because He Is Coming To Terms that it's FINE to objectively know that an ass is an ass and he's not going to think too deeply on it.


Yes.

Good.

Anyway, he makes it out just fine and she missed some fine Ben Solo Ass time. For the best she may have just grabbed it and bit it or something. She's a feral animal. And then her cover of having lots of strange feelings in her shapeless wrapped up pants for Ben Solo would be uncovered.

So instead he'll come up besides her and grab the canteen from her hand. ]

Thanks.

[ Don't worry. He's not a japanese teenager. He's not gonna sit there and worry about a Second Hand Kiss. He takes a sip before handing it back and.

They need to find a refresher. He's filthy. Super Filthy.

Also hey, there's the staff you just Threw off the side of the ship, don't mind him as he grabs it for you. ]

Shall we?

Y I K E S .gif

[forcevisions]

[ The fact that this motherfucker in his poorly protective clothes and his not-used-to-Jakku biology takes a sip from her canteen before passing it back is almost insulting. Then Rey decides, no, he's not insulting her, he's just stupid and wants to die of heat stroke.

Which would be fine if she weren't invested in his wellbeing, exemplified by the fact that this idiot is also carrying her staff for her. Look at that. He's carrying her stuff.

But the staff is just impractical. So she reaches out to take it from him and insists as they start hiking, ]

You should drink more. The sun sneaks up on you, with how dry it is here. You don't realize you're sweating it all out.

She's a red head. She's feisty. And she's the Most Talented. Also has hit on Luke.

[vaderstan]

[ HE'S A TOURIST OKAY?????????????? Literally was supposed to be here for a few hours and then his fukkin dad just went balls out for his dumb fucking ship and-- ]

Fine.

[ Nearly takes another tiny sip to spite her BUT HERE. ACTUAL DRINKING. GOSH.

He was actually just worried about taking from her because. Again. He's that motherfucker, who values her as a person. Yikes Rey.

Also that is a sassy eyebrow raise as he passes it back to her. ]

Happy?

a child of the empire ???

[forcevisions]

[ She takes the canteen back and caps it. Then she shakes it to get a sense of how full it is. After a moment's judgment, she nods. It'll do. It's still a little overfull for her liking, but he probably won't die. Probably. And there's likely more water on the Falcon — she hopes there is, anyway.

The canteen gets clipped to her belt, and then they're scaling the steep slope of sand back to where the Falcon is parked. Her boots carry sand with them, and it rains off the toe each time she lifts her knees. She keeps ahead of him despite his long legs. It's hard to take advantage of stride length on something this steep, and she's practiced.

But it doesn't take long to get back to the Falcon. Not really. A half hour, maybe, and only some of it at that incline. Rey's sweaty and disgusting when she hits the cargo ramp, but not out of breath. ]

I refuse to apologize for this tag. Rey has earned this.

[vaderstan]

[ Fortunately, Ben Solo is not Poe. Mostly. All this means is he's not a little bitch about the heat and whining about the Salt. The hit the ramp and are blasted by cool air and the sound of Han yelling:

'Well look who finally decided to show up!'

Ah. The embarassment train, it has arrived at station again.

'We were gettin' kinda worried about you two.'

As if to prove a point, Chewie comes up to Rey with a fresh canteen filled with water, cooing to her. Like she's a stray baby animal.




Because she really is.

But he also relay's they've got the water systems up and working again, limited on a ship this size (and this age), and it took some serious knocking around, but yoooooooo. Water.

Ben hands off the part to Chewie and is already stripping off his vest--

Rey. Look away. NSFR. ]

Is the 'fresher working?

[ Han comes climbing in from whichever maintenance hatch he found himself working in for the morning. Googles pushed up over his hairline gloves on, a tool in his hand. He has a look of Concern.

'Took some doin' but yeah--'

Then he sees his son is stripping and he's not even concerned about his son PULLING OFF HIS SHIRT IN FRONT OF REY (NOTSAFEFORREY)-- YOU KNOW WHAT HIS ASS IS CONCERNED ABOUT.

'SONICS ONLY. Don't you Dare use up all our water--'

Ben shoots a look over his bare shoulder. A shoulder which young eyes shouldn't see. ]

Fifteen minutes.

[ 'FIVE.' ]

Ten.

[ 'EIGHT.'

Chewbacca just makes a noise that can be equated to "just fukkin give up on this shit". ]

Ten. We have enough water for ten minutes.

[ 'Fine. But you get to die of thirst FIRST.'

Han lies. Blatantly.

Really. The only reason Ben even made that gambit is he's very sure Chewie already gathered a few gallons of water already so what ever is left is plenty enough tO AT LEAST GET HIS HAIR WET. UGH. What the HELL the last ship had a NICE refresher. This one Sucks.


Don't mind Shirtless Ben Solo


Walking away.


to get Clean. ]

NO SHE DIDN'T

[forcevisions]

[ Oh here's a canteen in her hands from Mom. Very good. She hugs it to her chest like even though they gave it to her she still feels the need to guard it from them. And then Ben is stripping and there's just a Lot happening. She has to process Ben without his shirt on AND the idea of a shower with real water at the same time.

It's a close fucking call.

She replaces the canteen on her belt with the new one Chewie had given her and opens up her old one to drain the other half of it just

gawking at Ben the whole time.

There's a thirst joke here.

Still just guzzling water.

It's gone by the time Han relents. She lowers the canteen and licks her lips to clean away the water that had spilled around her mouth in her eagerness to drink it. She sets the canteen aside on a stack of crates and starts after Ben. ]

Ben—

[ Han grabs her shoulder. 'Oh, no. That's a one-man operation.' Rey glares at him for that and he at least lets go of his shoulder, but he does add, 'Doesn't work on me, princess. Trust me. I've seen worse.' ]

I was only going to say… [ She looks from Han to

Ben's back.

Stars, are there really that many muscles in a person's back? It's like she can count them. She's getting an anatomy lesson here. ]

If you're coming back out with me for the fuel lines … It's going to be hotter in the afternoon. [ And they're practically turning around and going right back out. ] If you want to use real water, I'd wait until then. [ And then— ] You don't have to come with me. I can do it myself. I just thought you might want to.

[ Han is rolling his eyes out of his head and slapping Chewie on the chest to get him to join him in heading for the engineering bay. ]

This tag delayed by me dying from laughter because horatio rolled off a banister

[vaderstan]

[ There was mumbling about how she's offering him TWO SHOWERS now and wow HEAVEN ON EARTH FOR BEN SOLO HERE AND.


Okay honestly yeah. Cool.

He'll turn to face her to relay-- ]

Okay, I'll be quick.

[ The developing. Galaxywide.

Y i k e s.

But you know. He's shut away with a swish of the doors now. Off to go cleanse his body with sonics. Water will come later and hey maybe then he can take a 20 minute shower.


Han's just lookin' at this mess in exasperation. Like this is simultaneously his kid and Definitely not his kid all at the same time. YOU CANT JUST WALK AROUND SHIRTLESS. THAT'S ALSO CHEATING (he's just jealous because he knows his son is gonna be more swole than he was).


Have fun.


Sitting there and not imagining what all of that is looking like Rey.


And you know.

His vest and shirt strewn across the floor. Just abandoned. And sweaty.

Don't worry Han and Chewie are Not watching your every move. ]

OMG BABY

[forcevisions]

[ For a minute, Rey's just left staring at the closed door. Something prickles up the back of her neck. This is it. This is the Sexual Awakening. Like she's discovered her own body before in her life and she knows girl and boy parts are different but she's been fucking busy thank you and not had an opportunity to actually develop attraction to another person and

Here it is.

This is it.

The brain is now connected to the body's exciting new post-puberty connections.

She crouches to grab his shirt. It's wet in her hand. Like, actually wet. With sweat. It should be gross. She turns away from the door, staring at it for a moment, and thank god she lifts her face before she gives into that impulse to smell it because—

There's Chewie staring still before getting dragged off with Han to get things done. She tries to excuse herself by throwing it at the door to the fresher THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO DO ? ?? Ben can't just leave his shit around.

Anyway, it's out of her hands now. So she stomps around to follow Chewie and figure out where she can heat up the portion she's still got. Chewie just … gently swaps that for actual food rations from the Falcon.

Han yells at him for it, then comes out, sees Rey, and grumbles that it's fine and never mind. ]

Uh, Han.

[ 'Yeah?' ]

I was wondering …

[ 'I don't have all day for wondering. Spit it out.' ]

Ben asked me to come with you when you leave Jakku.

[ There's not room on the ship for all of them if Ben continues insisting on not sleeping in the bunk in the crew quarters with Chewie and Han. And there's no version of this where she, the only woman on this ship, ever gets any privacy. And there's any other number of logical issues here, but Han takes a good long look at her and then turns to Chewie.

Chewie shrugs and makes a noise that means 'I like her.' Rey grins.

'That doesn't mean you're staying!' Han corrects, pointing a finger at her. 'It means we're thinking about it.' ]

This is after squeaking at me to let him in and then walking away several times. I hate him

[vaderstan]

[ Later, Ben will tell her that his father seems honestly impressed with her work because half his crew wouldn't be able to get the right components in a week. Possibly OSHA reasons, also possibly because they're union (HEYOOOOOOO LOOK AT MY JOKES). But the point of the matter is Rey is Spunky and Han Solo cannot deny that he's got a soft spot for Spunky Tiny Brunettes.




And he may need to corner Rey later... or find some other woman to do it. Because he (unlike his son) is very aware that every 14 year old girl out there is attracted to older men it is a Universal Law. One which he has seen used and abused time and time again and he never thought he was going to be in this position with his dumb ass son. THIS IS WHY HE DOESNT HIRE YOUNG GIRLS.

Chris Hansen shit aside. Ben is in the sonics enough to at least get the grime from this morning and the day before off-- his hair is still a disaster, but for the moment, it will do. His pants are slipped back on and-- yoooo Tooth brush and toothpaste (thanks chewie) and clean mouth and the door opens and


His????? ?/ /? Shirt?/ Weird. just crumpled by the door but. Cool. Okay. Whatever. That goes back on. Vest and-- stealing his fathers Dumb disguise from yesterday because at least it involved a face cover that he just didn't utilize well. It's not Scavanger Level of protection but he's like.... a Levelled up Nathan Drake Uncharted 3. Unfortunately, it's not as if he or Han came prepared for Desert Diving.

Grabbing his own canteen from the stash Chewie has set out and finding where ever Rey is. To skulk. Silently. He's ready when you are. ]

no he's perfect ???

[forcevisions]

[ It's going to be more complicated than this. She knows it will be, and still she has some enthusiasm as she heads back into the lounge to make use of the rations Chewie gave her. Ben is there, pulling on the outerwear he'd worn when she met him. She laughs at him openly this time. It's not that his Nathan Drake gear isn't helpful, it's just …

Clean.

He doesn't look local at all. It'd been a truly terrible disguise.

She sets a protein bar between her teeth and approaches him to help straighten out the cowl where it settles around his shoulders. He's clearly not experienced with this kind of coverage. She is, though. ]

I told your dad I'm staying.

He is the worst at living I accept no less explanation

[vaderstan]

[ He's literally a rich privileged boy who has been thrown into the Smugglers life, just wait until she sees his hair after he's had a good go at it in the shower and it's just.

Well all know what it does.

And you know. Maybe he doesn't actually realizes that Rey fixing his clothes like a little wife is Weird, but she's just being Helpful!!!! That's Definitely part of her personality!!!! Right?!?!?!? She does this for other people, she's not edgy, or abrasive, or distrustful of strangers. She's like she is with Ben but with Everyone. That is what Ben is going to believe and not understand when she gets Mean with other Jedi Padawans. Especially the girl who he looked at the stars with once and almost kissed but not and who is probably going to be making eyes at him like "oh mister ben you returned OoooHhh"


This is normal. Super. Bending down to aid her in her adjusting of his jakku cosplay. ]

And what did he say?

[ Honestly curious. He's sure it's nothing good. ]