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GENERAL PROMPTS
Redemption arc: Kylo leaving the First Order. Due to either slow burn reasons (Figuring out holy shit I don't want this) or Immediate Issues That Need Solving (Rey's kidnapped, Hux turns on him, etcetc)
Re-adjusting to life in the light/in the Resistance. Whether it goes smoothly or Rough is up to the situation
Early First Order Days. Especially when Snoke was breaking his Ben Solo identity
Ben Solo Pre-First Order
Ben Solo as the most obnoxious Resistance Member idek
Jedi Hippie camp with Luke
BEN AND HIS FAMILY
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
Becoming king of Porgs and other cute creatures and he doesn't understand why
Becoming his father's son
Also being just like his mother
AND ALSO BEING JUST LIKE LUKE
Rey convinces Kylo to come with her and join the Resistance. The resulting tension and rebuilding of trust in him... As well as Jedi training with her
Interactions with his mother, whether it be from the above scenario, or even reaching out through the force
Poe, Finn and the rest of the Resistance reacting to kylo switching sides. Poe hitting on Kylo and having to give him tons of dumb nicknames because Ren only wants his mom and Rey to call him ben
Kylo being a weird Scary Older Brother to the entire Resistance.
Kylo and Anakin. KYLO AND KENOBI
Discussions/threads with Han Luke and Leia- discussion forgiveness and mistakes
Rebuilding the Jedi Order
Post War Threads
Kylo Ren disappears mysteriously from the war after major internal strife causes the downfall of the First Order. Someone comes across Ben Solo in hiding years later
Kylo on Jakku complaining its hot as balls. Look. I don't know. I'm just saying it would be hilarious
Drunk texts are the best don't tell me otherwise
SHIPPY PROMPTS
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
If ur sittin there readin this going "Oh no but so many Reys are bugging them I don't wanna be annoying" I don't fucking care TAG ME
Hand touching
I love you. I know.
Forcebond shenanigans. Kylo or Rey reaching out to touch the other while the other one is busy (GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT)
Rey getting seriously injured and separated from the Resistance. Her only option is to force time Kylo
Kylo finding Rey on Ahch'to and them fucking around under luke's nose (Forcebond in person who knows)SMUT HUT
FORCEFULLY GIVING REY A BIRTHDAY AND MAKING HER CELEBRATE IT
Snoke tries to kill kylo in front of rey and it doesn't go like he plans
REY IN A GODDAMN DRESS AND KYLO ACTUALLY NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT AT ALL
CLEANING HER DUMB HOUSE
Forcebond dreaming shenanigans. Especially if Rey or Kylo are stuck in one anothers nightmares.
Rey finding out how bad Snoke really was.
Visiting Ahch'to together
Empress Rey
Empress Rey Working to secretly undermine the first order
Meeting before TFA/in different circumstances
Fighting/sexual tension/beating each other up. u kno
Just re-enact Pride and Prejudice with me
Either one suffering from insomnia and helping the other sleep
Public Sex
Weird DubCon Sex (Rey taking advantage of Kylo I'm freely admitting to my trash)
SHIPS I AM MAYBE ON
Kylo/Poe: I'm not of the fanon that Ben or Poe knew each other as kids. If you want to play that, talk with me first, we'll need to hash out details. If you wanna do hateship, that's fine too. Again. I'd like to be consulted first
Kylo/Hux: This is such a huge maybe it's almost a no. I am not down for fluffy Kylo/Hux. I don't think Kylo or Hux secretly love each other and that takes form in them wanting to murder each other when they walk into a room and see each other. I do not think Kylo wants anything to do with Hux's dick Ever. I only see this happening as Hux taking advantage of Kylo when he's emotionally compromised and unprotected without Snoke keeping Hux in line.
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
SHIPS I AM DOWN FOR
Kylo/Rey hands down
So Kylux is only a "cool lets do it" if you are willing to play out something unhealthy, toxic, with a huge dose of hate and manipulation. Kylo/ANYONE ELSE: Not against pretty much any other ship, but Kylo's a hard dude to ship with for. A lot of reasons. Talk with me first, and I'll see if we can work something out.
CHARACTERS/CROSSOVERS
I'm fine with every and any star wars characters. If you are doing something from the EU I request that you just have enough info in your profile so I know what your character's deal is
AU characters are fine. I'm not really into Gender Bent characters (sorry y'all), again-- I just need info in your profile about the AU (Unless it's discussed w me before hand)
I Herald from disney princess beginnings. Give me all your princesses I think this combo is fucking hilarious
Brienne of Tarth because i'm still laughing about it
God I will add more later. Really just tag me.
YES / NO / MAYBE
YES
text messages, actionspam, lengthy brackets, prose.
ous/ au/ all us tbh
previous meme or psl continuations / sequels / c&ping a starter i never replied to.
EMOTIONALLY HEAVY BULLSHIT
FLUFF
contact me if i drop a tag you want picked up
Angst
redemption arcs
intense emotionally heavy threads
Smut
general
hurt comfort
Kylo or Rey getting injured
Kylo being a huge fucking brat.
if there's anything you're not sure about, ask!
NO
Rape.
Dull RP.
Taking this character WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
Me doing the work of moving a scene along
rape/non-con. Especially with Kylo as the aggressor (This can be changed with prior discussion and prior threading)
scatophilia, emetophiloa, necrophilia.
gender/sexuality play.
degradation involving racism or ablism.
power-gaming and ooc dick-measuring contests.
AUs with no information
OCs with no information
Maybe
Dub con
torture
killing
Trigger warnings important info
Mental health
I know everyone and their mom with an armchair psychologist degree wants to diagnose Kylo Ren/Ben Solo with whatever mental illness checks all the boxes. I know Bipolar and Borderline personality disorder are two popular illnesses to cite when it comes to his mental health. Along with a healthy dose of citing him as a sociopath/psychopath. However, I'm not going to be using those illnesses/personality disorders in how I play Kylo. While they fit on paper, I don't believe "what's wrong with him" presents in the correct fashion in canon for any one of the above listed issues.
I believe Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is suffering from: Recurring Chronic Major Depression it could be passed down through their family given what we know of Anakin and what happened with Luke; Post Traumatic Stress Disorder From his force powers manifesting with him having little control over it as a kid, from being sent away to Luke after his mother couldn't handle him on her own anymore, from his father leaving one day and never coming back, from having a voice whispering in his head his entire life, from that voice being a predator who preyed on his weaknesses and molded him into what he wanted Ben to be, from Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber above his head, from abuse after abuse from Snoke, and probably a Ton more. Abandonment issues stemming first from his parents (And quite probably friends he had who left for whatever reason, or bridges he burned on his own) and then just. The entire force tbh. And abandonment issues is where he gets his unchecked rage, he, in canon, is quite literally triggered into a rage whenever he confronts someone who he felt abandoned him, or when he feels rejected or left behind. Finally he is a victim of Brainwashing and indoctrination from Snoke. Snoke is a narcissist who was using Kylo as a means to an end, it's been stated and shown that he was ready to kill Kylo after the Last Jedi since he had become unbalanced and unpredictable. If you don't agree with what I am saying here (Which is fine :) ), then I suggest you don't play with me. I am fairly confident in this being the way I see and play Kylo.
I play him as having triggers. I won't get into the reasoning behind each one, but i'll specify the specifics which come to mind: Abandonment (Perceived or real), his family, loss of control (Physically, emotionally, mentally, through the force)
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[ Her reply comes out abrupt and snappish. And, well, it's not. He might be a Jedi, and she might be wildly confused by what she's experiencing right now, but that doesn't invite him into her personal problems. There are some loud clanking noises as she starts to rifle around in the Falcon's guts. ]
You'll get the parts you need to get out of here and back to your freighter and back to your Luke Skywalker.
[ She says this stiffly. ]
Don't worry. I keep my word.
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Unkar Plutt isn't going to let you make a living even if you don't go back to Niima outpost. He'll hunt you down if you step foot back on Jakku.
[ Which would seem excessive except for the fact-- ]
You unintentionally helped Han Solo steal back the Millennium Falcon.
[ And considering Ben Solo is not Kylo Ren right now, Han Solo probably wins the award for Most Hated Name in the Galaxy ]
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That's Han Solo?
[ She doesn't quite believe it. ]
This piece of scrap is the Millennium Falcon? [ She shakes her head. ] No. You're messing with me. There's no way.
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Don't let him hear you call it scrap. [ He unconsciously rubs at the spot where the hydrospanner connected last tie he Dared insult this ship. ] I'm not lying to you.
[ -- Also he doesn't realize he keeps keying into her thoughts unintentionally. This bond shit is really weird. And at this point in his life he has not actually mind raped anyone yet, so he doesn't know well enough to know they are unintentionally reading each other's thoughts. ]
And I already told you, he's not my friend. He's my father.
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It's as though the Force laid out every temptation it could think of to get her off that spit of dirt. And all she can think of is her parents. A soft voice, a distant memory, We'll come back for you, sweetheart, I promise. But if Ben picks up on that, he'll notice โ it's not a woman's voice. It's Rey's voice, a memory in her own mind that she has constructed for herself, and she is clinging to it like hell.
She shakes it away, presses her eyes shut. No. She can't be thinking about leaving that right now. She's waited a decade for her parents to come back. She can't just leave now. (Even if his arguments do make a lot of sense.) ]
Fine. Your father. It doesn't matter who he is. [ Plutt would have other reasons to come for her โ like the broken bones in his face. ] I'll figure it out. I'm not asking for your help.
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thirty minutes just Looking at his ears going "is this Too Much tho?" So thanks for that Rey.
Another sigh and-- This is difficult, teenagers are difficult, how did anyone have kids? The voices in her head, an imitation of a loving mother. It stings him as if it was his own heart. This is really. Really weird.
Of course his own mother had assured him he was loved and wanted, but her words had hit him in such an entirely different way-- No. He can't touch that. Not right now. ]
You feel it too, though. [ He doesn't need to specify. He knows she knows. ] Have you felt something like this before?
[ After the Empire, the Force seemed to lie dormant. asleep. Waiting for something to set off a cascade. Luke had told him it was a cycle, that it was possible very soon there would be movement and the light and dark would battle again. But one must always seek balance.
He hated those lessons. Sometimes he nearly comprehended it, only for the meaning and importance to slip through his fingers like water. Luke assured him it was normal. He'd understand when the time came.
Now he's worried the time is coming and he still doesn't quite grasp it. ]
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No.
[ Admitting it doesn't mean agreeing to pursue it further. Something in her chest called for her to examine it, to take her time, to learn, butโ
She couldn't. She was too afraid to let go. ]
You should know that. You're the one who did it to me. [ She's sticking to that interpretation. He'd crashed into her, and suddenly this had all come out from left field. Some distant part of her mind chides her for this, telling her that she knows the Light has always been there, but she doesn't want to hear it. This is his fault. ]
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I told you already, I had nothing to do with this. [ Clearly that approach isn't working. His jaw ticks and he looks away for a brief moment before trying to catch her eyes again. ] Do you think I'm lying to you?
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If he's not lying, it means the issue lies with her. ]
No.
[ Now it's like he's pulling teeth. She doesn't want to examine it. That'll mean more regret that she can't drag herself off Jakku. ]
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Does he run from this or embrace it? ]
This won't stop, it will only get stronger.
[ The best approximation he can give. He had been her age when his powers suddenly ratcheted up in intensity, when the darkness in him grew stronger.
Maybe it is his fault. He'd always felt like a blight upon his family. ]
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He is the expert. ]
If we go to Skywalker, how long would it take? Would he be able to stop it?
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He won't lie to her. Given their connection he's fairly sure she could see through that. It wouldn't do him any good to try and mislead her for an easier .... "guest"? Kind of stowaway? Kinda kidnapped? It's too complicated already. ]
I'm not sure-- what you're dealing with may be easier. [ From what he can see-- she's a bright shot in the dark. She's rude and abrasive and covered in grease and dirt, but her hope shines through her. ] And I doubt he can stop it-- [ Wait. Actually rephrase that. ] --and if he can, he won't. He will help you control it.
[ As if to prove his point, he'll hold out a hand and an errant tool will fly from her grip into his fingers.
Rey, this is fukkin hogwarts level shit and Ben Solo is your owl. ]
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[ This time, when she repeats it, there are tears in her eyes that won't quite come. She closes her hand around air now that the tool is no longer there, as though she can somehow hold tight to the power he had demonstrated, the opportunity he offered her, through that intangible moment.
She shakes her head, the aching in her chest growing, a fear that shakes her. She doesn't know what to do with it, with any of this. ]
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Oh Chewbacca probably could. But Ben isn't thinking logically like that right now. Because right now he feels a tug. A pull. Her emotions are his own and he recognizes this just as clearly as he knows his own face. He sucks in between his teeth, a momentary hesitation, before he goes with what is compelling him at this moment.
Dropping down into the hatch with her. Carefully. Trying not to crowd her-- he's still fucking huge, if not completely swole yet. He holds out his hand for her, carefully. ]
I won't force you to see him, but I'd like to help you.
[ He knows what's holding her back, now. It's ringing between them, the fear, the abandonment. Things he recognizes. He keeps his own thoughts on her parents to himself-- it wouldn't do any good to pick at that wound right now. And like. What kind of cold hearted broken jerk would tell her that her parents likely sold her off for booze and are long dead and that she knew that all this time? Wow. ]
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It'll take a day or two to get your ship fixed. [ Finding the parts would take her all of the next day. Putting them on could be done quickly with four of them, but not as quickly as they'd want unless they worked through the night. ] Show me โฆ Show me enough to make it stop. Enough that I don't have to go to see Skywalker.
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Let alone in two days?
Well, that wasn't entirely the point right now, was it? ]
Okay. I can try. [ There's so much raw potential in her form that he can't promise anything. He's not sure how powerful she could become until she starts pushing back. And right now she's holding everything back. ] If you decide you want to stay, I won't stop you.
[ Temptation thy name is Ben Solo in a space Henley looking lanky with his big ears and still growing out hair. And that hand. Prayer circle for Rey and her probably in the throes of puberty body and mind and how hard is she about to get introduced to womanhood ]
Is that okay?
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It doesn't seem fair that he should offer her this at all. That it should happen to her when she needs so badly to wait there for them.
She reaches up to take his hand. The movement happens all at once, like she knows she can't inch towards it or she'll lose her nerve. But she needs this. Needs it, or she's going to fray at the edges with fear of what is happening to her.
Touching his hand, as it turns out, is a mistake. She sees a disfigured man, all in gold, grinning a pocked and leering grin from a red throne and she is screaming in agony. It is a specter that has haunted Ben his whole life. This face feel familiar to her, a feeling borrowed through Ben for she has never seen him in her life. Never felt the cold of the ship she stands on.
She collapses in front of him, gasping.
It's too much. All of this is too much. The space is made more cramped with her at his feet, her fingers curling into fists against the metal floor panels. ]
What โฆ What's happening to me?
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A pauper's grave for a couple of drunkards.
How long had she been waiting for the dead to return to her?
And then she's on the floor, collapsed in front of him and-- there's guilt and worry and feelings so strong they steal his breath. He leans over her and nearly touches her again - then thinks better of it. He reaches out a hand and a pair of gloves come rocketing to his fingers. They're slid on deftly before he puts a hand to her back. Trying to soothe her. ]
The Force has it's own will, it works through living beings. [ He's trying to remember the words Luke offered him when he first came. ] Some people-- simply have more potential than others.
[ The best way to put it for the moment. He doesn't want to scare her with the possibility that she could be much more powerful than she ever guessed.
And that the triggering event was meeting him. ]
Try to slow your breathing and clear your head. It will help.
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She draws breath. Holds it in. Exhales. Over and over until she is no longer hyperventilating. She knows this. She remembers it from when she had broken her arm. Eleven years old and bolder than she was strong. She'd barely been able to use it for months. Sometimes, when the barometric pressure dropped, she still felt a pang there near her elbow.
She had set the bone on her own. She had cried through the pain on her own. She had taught herself to bite through it on her own. But she's not on her own anymore.
She looks up at him, face wet though her tears have stopped. She shakes her head, confused and frightened and overwhelmed and โ the Falcon lurches. She must be getting ready to set down at the coordinates Rey had given Han. Rey got to her feet and rubbed her eyes dry. ]
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That's more frightening.
He's never heard of Force Soul Mates but who the fuck knows and he's not willing to let his mind wander there so. That door is shut. Hard. The ship lurches and they're landing. He stands with her and he looks at her. Afraid and confused and-- God dammit he really wants to hug her. ]
Good. [ He can feel her managing to take a hold of her end of their connection. It's easier to grab his when she's got more control.
No reaching out of his hand, he steps off to the side so she can get out more easily. ] My name is Ben. [ Though... she knew that. Clearly. Already said it a few times. (and in those flashes) ] What's yours?
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[ She offers it with a sort of strained gulp. It's not easy to find words. Her voice feels raw with the sudden onset of tears. But she's pushing those emotions down, confusing as they are, and trying not to think too hard about the fact that she'd just had this come-apart in front of a boy who hadn't even introduced himself to her.
His hand is off her back, and she realizes she misses the contact too. But the threat of those visions is enough to keep her from touching him again, so she reaches over to the ladder and pulls herself back out of the hatch, climbing back up onto the deck. She turns to offer him a hand up, once she's there. ]
We need to tell your father that there's no scavenging parts in the dark. Too many critters come out. We'll have to wait until morning.
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Alright.
[ Shit. Wait.
Where is everyone going to sleep????
He'll have to check out the bunks. Kinda seemed cruel to make her sleep out on the only one that was ostensibly in the open, but otherwise she'd have to share space with him.... Or even worse. Han and Chewie.
Which isn't even a privacy thing. It's a "These two are the worst snorers on this side of the galaxy" thing.
Excuse him as he has to go talk with his dad--
'Oh--'
And he nearly runs into the man himself in the hallway.
'You two had gone so quiet I was wondering what was going on.'
KILL. HIM. ]
We have to bunk here for the night, too much wildlife.
[ Han looks him over, examining him. As if he could read his son's mind just by looking at him. Like he's a jedi. Right. Okay dad.
'The girl tell you that?' ]
Her name is Rey.
[ Han's eyebrows raise higher until they practically become a part of his hair. He's looking between them Like. Really questioning his son right now.
Honestly Han, YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO JUDGE HIM. YOU WENT AFTER A 20 YEAR OLDER.
'Right--'
And fortunately before he can finish that smart ass quip, Chewbacca comes rushing in with some rations that had been stored in their baggage. Handing them to Rey with a soft trill. She'd helped them get their asses out of there, and Han and Ben were fat asses who didn't need the extra calories. ]
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So she just looks between them, aware that she's missing a layer here, but not sure what that layer is. ]
Thank you. [ She takes the rations from Chewie with a grin. He responds with a garbled howl, telling her to watch out for Ben. ] I can take care of myself.
[ And what should she even watch out for ?? ? He seems nice enough. And he's a Jedi. And Luke Skywalker's nephew. And โ
She realizes Han is looking at her a little oddly for the fact that she speaks shyriiwook. She doesn't clarify. ]
The girl has lived here for ten years. I just got Plutt those parts out of another freighter. Trust me โ farvyks love to nest in them. [ Don't bother looking that up I just invented a star wars animal. ] Plus, leaving a ship like this unattended overnight is a good way to get stranded.
ITT: Everyone jokes Ben is gonna bad touch rey. But we, the muns, know better
Also he is horrified that both Chewbacca and Han think he is going to take advantage of her or make moves. SHES A CHILD. Probably doesn't know what sex is. Jesus. (Don't even say this in jest Ben, she's possibly gonna make the first mvoe and you get to deal with that)
Han just-- shrugs in response to her info dump.
'Who am I to argue with the expert?'
Dad you're the worst. Chewie you are the worst. ]
We need to figure out sleeping arrangements.
[ Chewie makes a noise and Ben's just-- ]
No-- [ Harsh and he Doesn't even want to acknowledge the implication that he wants to be in the same bunk as Rey. ] I'm more concerned about being in the same room with the both of you.
[ He has lived that life. Never again. Old man snores and wookiee snores are literally the worst. ]
I can sleep in the cockpit if I have to.
[ Han's looking taken aback that his son doesn't want to sleep in the same room as him. Like really.
'We haven't even had dinner yet and you're rejecting me.'
KILL HIM.
Chewbacca helpfully brings up that he hasn't been to the refresher in a few hours and he probably wants to get his hair in order.
KILL. HIM.
Rey you are missing so many levels of family drama right now. Be glad. ]
this is why ben left
Around the time Chewie starts talking about Ben's hair, she makes her way over to the dejarik board and takes a seat on the bench that wraps around it. She drops the rations Chewie had provided her on top of it, accidentally bringing it to life mid-game. She reaches down to first unfreeze the game โ the holo projection gets stronger, clearer, crisper โ and then to turn it off.
Han and Chewie exchange looks. ]
I can sleep on the floor.
[ She points out, ambivalent. ]
That's what I usually do.
[ It's an AT-AT, not a motel 8. ]
At least the sex lecture has already happened
for one of them
BEN SOLO IS NOT GOING TO LET HAN SOLO GIVE REY A SEX TALK.
'ben is not going to let that happen,' as ben walks out of the room.
HE DOES NTO HAVE THE DIAGRAMS FOR PENISES OR VAGINAS WITH HIM. BEN TRUSTED HIS FATHER TO NOT
who needs a diagram when you have sexting
okay but obviously I need diagrams when talking about the Falcon
i have an entire folder in my drive of falcon diagrams so i feel u
the falcon, more complicated than the average vagina where the fuck is that bunk Chewie was on in 7
i think it's actually the one over the dejarik bench
Again. More complicated than a woman's vagina
which just goes to show vaginas are not that complicated and men have no excuse
reason I am glad I took on playing a dude: Making him not inept at sex. Plz.
a good goal
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As a note. If this takes less tags to get to sex then Arranged Marriage AU I'm gonna be Angry
LMFAO DO I HAVE TO GO COUNT ON THE OTHER ONE NOW
I believe it's either 278 or 268
we can make that ...
Oh I am sure Rey will make that easily. It's soft not murderer Ben Solo who will have Reservations
yes soft ben solo is not at all rey's weakness
Look, Ben Solo's gotta actively Realize rey is his weakness
it's gonna be right now
Okay first of all. How dare you. Second of all. This is Ben Solo. King of Slow Sexual Awakenings
consider: 'i don't think you're a monster'
Other things to consider: Kylo Ren is still Elsa. Rey: "DONT BE THE MONSTER THEY THINK YOU ARE"
SAYS IT LOUDER THIS TIME TO PERSUADE YOU
CONSIDER YOU ARE STILL JAIL BAIT REY. HES NOT SURE HE'S GOT THAT MUCH PADME IN HIM
OH MY GOD BEN YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT SO BADLY IN 100 COMMENTS
We are gonna make good use of the Luke Screaming At Reylo Icon
i'm sorry for this tag
Oh. Don't worry. Today you do not need to apologize for any tag. Trust me.
are you sure because
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BRING ELLIE IN HERE TO BE LIKE "DO NOT OPEN PANDORAS BOX"
OPENS IT
IT HAS CW: everything tbh. I"M NOT KIDDING
? ?? WHAT IS IT
oh my god. It involves your NOtp, Non-con, & Rey witnessing it and going to cut of some ginger nuts
oh my god bye
IM SORRY. IM SORRY. IM SORRRRYYY COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
why did i go read it ? ? ? after i knew ? ? ?? idk but i did
AT LEAST YOU CANT READ OUR DISCORD CONVO??? AND THAT ICON IS APPROPRIATE......
you did this specifically to hurt me
Lets be honest. I did this to hurt myself. Just kno. U have no tag u can give me to apologize for rn
that's fair. and also the only compelling proof thus far that ellie and i are not infact one person
Honestly. Still not convinced. I'm betting you took that "No tag to apologize for" As a challenge
i mean, you're right
I await horrifying apology worthy tag with anticipation.
i don't know if we have any appropriate threads right now for horrifying apology worthy tag
"Right now". I have faith in probable Tifellie. Ellifa????
Ellifa definitely sounds better
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HAHA COOL. I say. LETS GET LUKE IN HERE. HAHA-- shit now i gotta write Luke.
good news i've decided i'm qualified
Where's the drinking milk from space sea cow tiddies tho
here's dad feels instead
And now I get to give you fanfic entitled "what could have happened if people just talked in swars"
meanwhile tifa ruins everything
I mean look at the title of the musebox. Again. It's expected in these parts
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things i learned in this thread: my sharona is about creepin on a younger girl
Lets just say 16 year old nai used this song in a au fanfic with a student/teacher dynamic. A lot.
what i'm hearing is 16-year-old nai was on the same shit back then
I mean. The pairing was way different tho. It was Sakura/Syaoran from CCS..... But yeah same shit
i feel like i shouldn't be surprised but i am
Again. Pride and Prejudice, just with 10 year old asian kids and magic cards
i accept your theory
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not fun facts: Ellie and I just realized leia may have felt everything in our thread thru the force.
LEAVE LEIA ALONE
OMG SHES THE ONE WHO BROUGHT LEIA UP. I JUST POINTED OUT THE OBVIOUS
LET HER LIVE
OH SHES ALIVE. SHES ALIVE AND PROBABLY READY TO RAMBO
i mean probably
Honestly she woulda been an asset if Rey had brought her along but she wants dibs on nut removal
which, fair
SHould i apologize for this tag?
YES you absolutely should
Well at least no body kissed anyone. Still laughin about Rey meeting Girl Who Macked On Ben
Betrayal. expect betrayal.
God now i need to come up with a name for HER AT LEAST. Shamelessly calls her Mara
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She's a red head. She's feisty. And she's the Most Talented. Also has hit on Luke.
a child of the empire ???
I refuse to apologize for this tag. Rey has earned this.
NO SHE DIDN'T
This tag delayed by me dying from laughter because horatio rolled off a banister
OMG BABY
This is after squeaking at me to let him in and then walking away several times. I hate him
no he's perfect ???
He is the worst at living I accept no less explanation
i mean yes but that makes him perfect
More important question: How hard did Ben Solo just seal his fucking fate in one tag?
he's honestly a mess
no Rey's panties are a mess. And he's not as bad as horatio.
true he's not as bad as horatio or rey's panties but these are high bars
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...MAKE YOU HARDER WHOOPS. THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TYPING HUNGRY
it's ok my soul has literally left my body i moved my classroom today
y i k e s moving is a literal trigger for me so i do not blame u
moved my classroom now i get to move my house in the like ... 12 hours before i leave for comic con
..... takes out xanax prescription just reading that.
i broke down crying and my fiancรฉ removed me from the packing process
Big Mood tbh. I'm slowly decluttering and it's like unpacking a box of emotional issues every sq ft
inventorying ur life is like "have you thought about childhood trauma lately???"
"Ah look. Here is a box full of my abandonment issues. I should hold on to them or I'll break down"
too real too real
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But is ur modem powerful enough to handle this tag Sorry I took liberties but u will appreciate them
just barely
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And almost tags you with the entirely wrong ice queen
rey/elsa tho
I was laughing with ellie about Rey marveling at how Soft Elsa is all over
and the cold? ? ??
Fun fact: Creators have said her powers are endothermic, hands = cold. Body = warmer than normal
my biology background is screaming rn
I mean. This isn't even getting into how insane her powers are in general. /casually creates life
i mean, granted
Also theres the ice dressโ rey just have a Lot of things to deal with re: Elsa
there's a lot to unpack with elsa on her own that i hadn't thought about apparently
Itโs all good. The creators didnโt put that much thought in it as well. Itโs just us Rpers tha
story of fan life
Either way. It all lines up to rey pulling at elsas dress and cape like โthis extra mferโ
a dress made of ice seems highly impractical, you can't deny it
Uh. More practical for removing it easily. Perfect fit. Extra as hell. Also who needs undies
good news they've almost made it as long as arranged marriage
Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Re: Iโm really proud of ben for having sense. Thank god. Try tempting harder rey.
Oh no. You pulled an Ellie. Now I am sure Ellifa is canon
OH NO BECAUSE I FORGOT THE SUBJECT LINE?? rey's doing her best ok
WHAT EVER YOU SAY ELLIFA. And look Ben is a good soft boy. CRACK HIM GIRL
ben: tonight, after [...] my dad and chewie are sleep / rey: WE GONNA DO IT ???
I swear to god rey. kiss him and touch his dick and make doe eyes. He's done. ILLEGALLY DONE
there you see her sitting there across the way
DONT YOU EVEN BRING THIS SONG INTO IT.
SHE DON'T GOT A LOT TO SAY BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER
Don't make me start reciting "Won't say I'm in love" to you I wiLl DO IT.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY BUT YOU'RE DYING TO TRY
you know the fuck what. I was gonna not do this thing in this tag but I did because of YOUR SINGING
GO ON AND KISS DE GIRL
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